Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

The Carbon Footprint

Comedy EN ↓ 266 episodes

Welcome to "The Carbon Footprint" podcast, where two friends grab a drink, kick back, and dive deep into the things that really matter – whether they're good, bad, funny, or downright bizarre. Join us as we navigate things making an impact, from serious issues to societal trends, all with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor. Forget political correctness – we're here to cut through the noise and get to the heart of what's happening in the world today. Expect lively debates, unexpected insights, and plenty of laughs as we explore everything from parenthood, sports, pop culture, business and...

Author

Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jun 24, 2026

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Episodes

Grins & Glocks 19.11.2023

The hot new fight club, lowering your blood alcohol level in half in just 30 minutes, and going to an orthodontist to get a gun. 

Shape of You 07.11.2023

Building an entire neighborhood for the homeless, Mission Impossible has the president concerned and Sean's swimmers are perfect. 

This Wembanyama 27.10.2023

Evidently everywhere is banned on a first date, Jada is a Menace II Society, should sign stealing be frowned upon in sports, and Dwight Howard is finally living his truth. 

Throw The Fade 22.10.2023

Winnie the Pooh traumatizing children, Kenya is killing the marathon game and the court room, and funeral workers steal the darndest things. 

Stockholm Syndrome 08.10.2023

Swifty Travis, an emotional support gator, the seniors in Florida are built different, and the boys have a strong bond with their captors. 

Port of Envy 01.10.2023

How do you lose an F-35 fighter jet, Neuralink is ready for human trials, and a prison with a casinos and swimming pools. 

Got Milk? 15.09.2023

The manhunt that shut down an entire town, Mexico has baby aliens, NFL week 1 and, some milk can be an aphrodisiac. 

Leaders and Dawgs 08.09.2023

Artificial organs are here, who's having more fun than Colorado right now, a poopy situation on a Delta flight and, Airbnb for the other half of your bed.

Short of a Dollar 01.09.2023

A historic first on the pod, we're taking back a Carbon Footprint! The hardest mugshot of all time and, Bob Barker was so close. 

God's Work 25.08.2023

Latinos save DC, the fastest man and woman of all time may hail from America, some of us may want to get bit by a spider and a former Ms Taiwan going the extra mile for soldiers in the Ukraine. 

All Her Friends 18.08.2023

A pill that could eradicate cancer, using Mountain Dew to get away with murder, the Maui wildfires and, a wife is dying for a smash, just not from her husband. 

Final Destination 11.08.2023

A century old company is shutting it's doors, someone on the plane is not real and you better say good morning in Boston. 

Mitch is Dead 04.08.2023

The glasses that will change the world, ever wonder how tostones are really made? WTF happened to Mitch,  and how we can use porn to save lives. 

Barbenheimer 28.07.2023

Hollywood has some victories and some challenges this week, this one professor is taking up ALL the classes, and the days of using a thumbs up emoji as sarcasm may be over. 

Bonus Hole 15.07.2023

Flying cars are finally here, it's been a busy few weeks for the FDA, a pooch gets a DUI and some of us just come with an extra hole. 

Father Frank, Put It Here 07.07.2023

The supreme court has a busy week, Chick-fil-A is the Richard Gere of fast food, and an unexpected sexting thread.

Shoot Your Shot 30.06.2023

An employer pulls out all the stops to get the inside scoop, the lady who died and then didn't, and breaking your legs to get a date.

About Face 25.06.2023

A submarine captivated the world this week, a doctor that was fired for seeking help and the most dangerous sexual position. 

Fun at Funerals 17.06.2023

The city of Denver had quite the week, what will your kids remember you by and forget Tinder, go to a funeral instead. 

My Little King 11.06.2023

That oil money, would you sacrifice your child to save humanity, and Zion is playing with professionals, but not on the basketball court. 

Trippin at the Kingdom 02.06.2023

Everything we know about human civilization has potentially changed, rebuilding one of Americas most iconic cities, turns out money does buy happiness and how to enhance your experience at the happiest place on earth. 

Do We Allow That 25.05.2023

Weddings at Chuck E Cheese, why did the ducks cross the road and can you date siamese twins in Florida?

Stolen Dignity 18.05.2023

Ja Wick is at it again! This hotel might be leading the way in customer service and the new wingman Barbie. 

Not Robert Downey 08.05.2023

One of the highest charitable contributions in history, Jerry Springer and Price is Right kept the 90s kids balanced and cutting back on strippers at funerals. 

Oompa Loompa 29.04.2023

There is a new face of boxing, if you're going to bring the smoke you better be able to take it too, and kids say the darndest things. 

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