The Captain's Log

Episode 42. Cemeteries, Apple wine, horrible art, weird conversations in the back of Ubers. We have it all, except for energy drinks because Jess gave those up for lent. But we do have a statue of a hornet with giant a dick. This week, Kyle, Melissa, and Jess sit down to chat and relax at the end of the week! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 41. Melissa and Kyle sit down to chat about the new Pokemon games, Pokemon Sword and Shield, the new trailers for Hellboy and Dark Phoenix, and Kyle reveals which boy band is the Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands. Riveting stuff if I do say so myself. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 40. Bowser has taken over Nintendo, and honestly we are just disappointed Mario let this happen. Melissa watched the Super Mario Brothers live action film… unfortunately. And meanwhile, Kyle is addicted to smoothies, and finds a softcore porn video in a weird place. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 39. It's the day after Valentine's Day and got another episode of nonsense for you. We discuss the new photos of Will Smith as Geenie in the Aladdin remake, how everything is Funko Pops nowadays, and Melissa brings us the most insane manuscript from her job. It goes from terrible clip art to Satan really quickly. Yikes. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on...

Episode 38. Every week its some new problem. Double mics at the start, power outage at the end, high school prom in the middle. Losing money sure sucks doesn't it? But do you know what is awesome? Getting packages in the mail, that's what is awesome. Jess Bever join us this week on the podcast too, so don't miss this one! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patre...

Episode 37. It's audio only this week due to some technical difficulties. One might say we are kickin' it old school and doing the podcast like they used to do it in ye olden times. Anyways, we chat about the best vacation gifts we have ever received, adult toy stores, and a whole bunch more. Come check it out! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 36. Kyle has been moving to a new house and this week is the first episode of The Captain's Log recorded there. We talk about Lego's, Playmobile's, and K'nex. You remember those? Mysterious object abound, and Melissa like to party in her bed? Well… maybe. She swears she isn't a party girl. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 35. Does Napoleon Dynamite hold up in 2019? Melissa weighs in on that controversial topic while Kyle wonders around in a fog due to caffeine withdrawals. If The Whatnauts had a studio where would it be? Definitely not central time. No one likes central time. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 34. Kyle complains about his job, but Melissa saves the day and makes the podcast fun again by talking about her game night. Plus, we talk about reality tv like Instant Hotel, and Queer Eye. Fun times are had so don't miss this one. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 33. We are back with the first episode of The Captain's Log for 2019. Kyle, Melissa, and Jess chat about the holidays, cooking, New years hangovers, and that one time Kyle almost threw up on a past girlfriend while making out. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy 3 year anniversary to us! The Whatnauts have been around for three whole years, and that's pretty awesome. Paul Kang, one of our co-creators, stepped down, but thankfully some new faces stepped up to help The Whatnauts keep the lights on. Kyle sits down with Jess Bever, Eric Manix, Melissa Wilkenson, and Belinda Garcia to chat about this past year and everything we have done here at The What...

Episode 32. We have made it to the end of 2018! Its been a crazy year so we talk about our dream vacations. Melissa gives brief thoughts on Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse. And we ask each other if we have ever been in trouble with the law. Have you? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 31. We know you all saw the new Avengers 4 Endgame trailer! It dropped the morning we recorded this. After discussing that for a bit we move on to Kyle's lonely moments spending four hours alone in Chilis. Plus, what's the deal with Tumblr banning all NSFW content? That sounds like a terrible idea. More boobs, please! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 30. This week with more bestiality! Wait… WHAT?? Yeah. Anyways, Melissa is super excited for the upcoming Artemis Fowl movie, but has Artemis Fowl missed its chance in the spotlight? And how in the world does a cow (or a steer) become more successful than us? Life isn't fair. All that and more on The Captain's Log! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 29. Thanksgiving is upon us! Kyle, Melissa, and Eric sit down to chat about editing the podcast, weird fast food experiences, holiday traditions, and bad gifts. We had a lot of fun this week catching up so you won't want to miss this episode! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 28. This week, it's Eric, Melissa, and Kyle! We dive into some comic book convention discussion, Melissa's ethereal shopping Mall, and our favorite cuss words. It was the first episode in a while where we have three people on it at once, so this is jam packed with all sorts of shenanigans. Don't miss out and listen in! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 27. Do you ever see something that millions of people like, and you just can't understand why? Well Kyle just can't seem to understand why people like My Hero Academia, a very popular anime and manga. Belinda Garcia tries to lend a hand and explain it before we transition to Blizzcon 2018, and our excitement for Kingdom Hearts 3!! (OMG I CANNOT WAIT!!) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 26. Eric Manix returns this week after spending the past two weeks being a Dad and taking care of his kids. Kyle and him talk about all sorts of comic book stuff from Amazing Spider-man to the DC Universe streaming service. Then Kyle shares a story about eating weed cookies for the first time which sets us on a path of sharing party and drunk stories. Good times were had. ★ Support this po...

Episode 25. Jess Bever is back on the podcast this week and we welcome her into adulthood since her birthday just passed. We discuss Kyle doesn't have a drivers license and when Jess ate her weight in Sushi. Who doesn't love food, right? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 24. Melissa fills in for Eric, who is out of town, with promises of stories about creepy houses. Instead it turns out she found a sex cult and the secret symbol is a pineapple. Kyle talks about the time he may have seen a ghost and the creepy house in his neighborhood growing up. Here is the link to the creepy house Melissa found. https://www.newtownstcharles.com/ Also, be sure to check ou...

Episode 23. There sure have been a lot of… dicks is the news lately, huh? So naturally, we have to talk about them long and hard. Plus, there is plenty of Marvel news to discuss as well including a new trailer for Captain Marvel! How exciting! Also, be sure to check out the first 3 episodes of The Wolverine Chronicles over on Iron Forge Films' YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp_R...

Episode 21. The Wolverine Chronicles are in full swing and our very own Eric Manix played Professor X! Episodes one and two can be found here on Iron Forge Films' YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp_RVxAKsnkTPOdIMlIltCA Kyle went to a barbershop and we confess that we have previously bleached our hair when we were younger. Yikes. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 21. Manix graces us with his presence. He is now a movie star and is too good for us lowly humans. Kyle bitches about our listeners. Is that even allowed? Oh well. Plus, some quick thoughts on Spider-Man on PS4 and Iron Fist season two! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 20. Eric Manix returns and is fresh off the set of filming an X-men fan film. We talk about the comics we have been reading recently, including some from Valiant comics. Then we ask whether or not comic book publishers should comment on things like Comicsgate. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 19. It's been a while since we last did an episode of The Captain's Log, but we are back with Jess Bever and Belinda Garcia! Jess is working on one of our upcoming new podcasts, Questionable Commentary. And Belinda does a lot of great work for Geeks of Color and is also working on a new podcast for us as well, Independent Focus. Plus, Kyle shares a mysterious story about The Great Gatsby,...