The Cannon Cruisers

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Cannon Cruisers takes you through the Cannon Films catalogue and beyond. JD and Randy cover over 400 films and growing, from the 70s through today, including Cannon's 80s golden age with stars like Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Sylvester Stallone in films like Death Wish II, Enter the Ninja, Bloodsport, Cobra, and Over the Top. Explore the ninja craze, martial arts mayhem, slasher franchises like Halloween and Friday the 13th, plus the V/H/S series. New episodes released weekly.

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S02E03 - Missing In Action 2: The Beginning (1985) 18.03.2018 10:24

"This is the BEGINNING, this is where it all get's started, this is where we learned to love!" Join us as we discuss the 1985 Chuck Norris classic film, "Missing In Action 2: The Beginning"

S02E02 - The Ambassador (1985) 11.03.2018 18:12

I am the Ambassador, we'll kick you ass-ador. We watched The Ambassador.

S02E01 - Hot Resort (1985) 04.03.2018 12:08

Greetings and Salutations, the Cannon Cruisers are back! Come join us as we come out SWINGING with the beginning of Season 2. Hot Resort in the HOUSE!

S02E00 - Teaser 20.02.2018 1:52

Chuck?

Episode 18 - Season 01 Wrap-Up 28.01.2018 1:07:07

That's a wrap...up for season 01. We'll be back in March! Toodles!

Episode 17 - Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo 21.01.2018 13:43

We watched "Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo" so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Episode 05 - The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy - Radioactive Dreams 14.01.2018 14:22

We watched the like totally rad 1985 film, "Radioactive Dreams", ya dig?

Episode 16 - Missing In Action 07.01.2018 13:52

1984's "Missing in Action". Listen.

Episode 15 - Ninja III The Domination 31.12.2017 10:57

Weird. Listen to us talk about "Ninja III The Domination". Weird. Also, Happy New Years!

Episode 14 - The Exterminator 2 25.12.2017 13:30

Things keep getting worst, Listen to our thoughts on the 1984 film, "The Exterminator 2". You won't be very surprised.

Episode 04 - The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy - The Exterminator 17.12.2017 16:55

Join us as we descend into a world of hate and madness. Join us as we have our say on the 1980 "film", "The Exterminator"

Episode 13 - Making the Grade 10.12.2017 10:54

Join us as we watch "Makin' the Grade". A movie in which we discover the mysterious origins of "The Diceman".

Episode 12 - Breakin' 03.12.2017 19:01

We got down and got funky and watched the 1984 hit, "Breakin'".

The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy - Episode 03 - The Sword and the Sorcerer 26.11.2017 12:46

The Sword and The Sorcerer.

Episode 11 - Revenge of the Ninja 19.11.2017 12:56

JD and Randy vow revenge on all the bad movies. Come join us as we talk about "Revenge of the Ninja".

The Cannon Cruisers S01E10 - House of the Long Shadows 12.11.2017 12:07

Hey! Hi! Hello! Didn't see you there. What're you doin' in my house? Well, anyways, check out our thoughts on the 1983 film, "House of Long Shadows". The film with a cast that you can only dream of! Have a listen. Don't forget to like, subscribe, comment, and share if you enjoyed yourself.

The Cannon Cruisers S01E09 - 10 to Midnight 05.11.2017 14:40

Hey! Hi! Welcome to yet another exciting edition of The Cannon Cruisers. This week we talk about "10 to Midnight", a Charles Bronson classic. Don't forget to like, subscribe, comment, and share if you enjoyed yourself. And remember, keep cruising that catalogue!

The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy - Episode 02 - HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR 01.11.2017 46:22

Listener Beware! You're in for a scare! Join us as we discuss the first three Halloween Films in our first ever HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.

The Cannon Cruisers S01E08 - The Last American Virgin 29.10.2017 9:02

We watched "The Last American VIrgin"

The Cannon Cruisers S01E07 - DEATH WISH 2 22.10.2017 12:04

More DEATH WISH! MORE BRONSON!

The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy - Episode 01 - DEATH WISH 15.10.2017 14:40

This week, we detour into a non-Cannon film and watch DEATH WISH. Spoilers: Jeff Goldblum finds a way...

The Cannon Cruisers S01E06 - Hospital Massacre 08.10.2017 17:55

Join us as we delve into the horror of Hospital Massacre.

Enter the Ninja (1981) 01.10.2017 10:22

We are the Cannon Cruisers! In this exciting episode, JD and Randy travel back to 1981 to watch and review the action-packed film Enter the Ninja. This 1981 classic has inspired the ninja craze of the 80s, and our hosts are eager to share their thoughts on what makes it so special. From its intense fight choreography to its memorable one-liners, JD and Randy dissect the film's strengths and we...

The Apple (1980) 25.09.2017 17:14

We are the Cannon Cruisers! In this very special episode, JD and Randy dive deep into the 1980 musical "The Apple," a film infamous for its over-the-top performances and mind-bending plot. Join our hosts as they take a critical journey through what went wrong in this ambitious, ill-fated cinematic undertaking. Also, listen as Randy dies inside.

New Year's Evil (1980) 17.09.2017 10:02

Happy New Year, horror fans! JD and Randy are back with yet another exciting episode of Cannon Cruisers. This time, they take a deep dive into the 1980 slasher film "New Year's Evil." They take you on a wild ride through the film's chilling narrative, exploring how it combines the festive elements of New Year's Eve with the spine-tingling thrills of the horror slasher. Join t...