The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 417 - Hate To Say I Todd You So Well gang, it finally happened. After years of keeping death at bay, that sneaky SOB finally got to us. Even after holding up in fortified cabin for two decades, and spending hundreds of thousands dollars on door dash, he still found a way. We gotta hand it to him. He's nothing if not persistent. So anyway, we're dead now, and this episode is our final gift...

Episode 416 - These Kids... D'Agosto Go THIS WEEKS MOVIE: Final Destination 5 THIS WEEKS BEER: Griffin Claw Brewing Co. One In A Melon Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC BlueSky: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpodcast Facebook.com/thebuzzedkillpodcast

Episode 415 - Just... Leave Her There THIS WEEKS MOVIE: Bring Her Back THIS WEEKS BEER: Sibling Revelry Brewing Tangelo Fruit Haze IPA Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC BlueSky: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpodcast Facebook.com/thebuzzedkillpodcast

Episode 414 - Deadly Camponents Well, it was bound to happen eventually. The Final Destination series has already ruined so many of the things that we love; Air Travel, Road Trips, Rollercoasters. It was just a matter of time before it would really hit Jen where it counts, the NASCAR track, and Jim will never be able to sit directly on the drain at the bottom of a pool again, without wondering if...

Episode 413 - That Funky Monkey "If you don't quit monkeyin' around, or you're gonna get hurt!" Our grandpa used to say that, and we always appreciated it, because we knew that he was looking out for us. Keeping us safe. Well, now we're starting to wonder if grandpa's warnings were more of a threat. This week, we monkey around and find out. THIS WEEKS MOVIE: The Monkey THIS WEEKS BEER: Eagle Brewe...

Episode 412 - Winsteadily Dying Off Do you remember your senior year of high school? We do. Those were the best of times, man. It was a real roller coaster for sure, but we loved every bloody minute of it. It was just us, our friends, and our trusty camera (that would occasionally reveal the horrific ways in which each of us would meet our untimely demise) against the world. A pretty typical high...

Episode 411 - Apples to Apples, Dust to Dust When I was a kid, one of my favorite toys turned out to be a knock off of the real thing. Problem was, the knock off was so much better in every way shape and form that when i finally got the original, it left me feeling like I had wasted my money. But not with ANGRY ORCHARD HARD CIDER. CRISP AND REFRESHING AND IMPOSSIBLE TO COPY. NOTHING BEATS THE ORGI...

Episode 410 - The Larter They Fall THIS WEEKS MOVIES: Final Destination 2 THIS WEEKS BEER: Shiner Ruby Sunburst Lager Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC BlueSky: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpodcast Facebook.com/thebuzzedkillpodcast

Episode 409 - The End 2Gether Now THIS WEEKS MOVIES: Y2K THIS WEEKS BEER: Revolution Brewing Jukebox Hero Black IPA Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC BlueSky: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpodcast Facebook.com/thebuzzedkillpodcast

Episode 408 - I Sawa Plane Crash Death is coming for all of us. It's inevitable, unavoidable, and apparently it has a Rube Goldbergian sense-of-humor. Basically there's no sense in even fighting it, unless of course, you happen to be friends with a teenage heartthrob who has the gift of precognition, but we're guessing most of you don't. So it's probably best to just grab a beer, sit back, relax,...

Episode 407 - Splatter Day Saints This week's episode will test your beliefs, and challenge your faith. It digs deep into everything you've ever known, or have ever been told. For some it might not be easy to listen to. You may walk away shaken and disturbed, but by the end, should you make it that far, you will have discovered a deeper truth, not only about yourself, but about everyone who has ha...

Episode 406 - Lemme Bayou A Drink We love a good party. Who doesn't, right? Loud music, dancing, drinking, great conversation with great friends. What's not to love? But everyone knows that there are two surefire ways to ruin a good party. One is vampires. We hate that. All they do is stand outside begging to come in all night. It can really put a damper on the evening. But the other, and arguably...

Episode 405 - Smiley Cyrus It seems like everyone wants to be famous these days, and although fame can open up an extravagant side of life that most people will never experience, it's not without its drawbacks. From crazed fans leaving their dirty underwear on your apartment floor, to constant hounding by paparazzi and everything in between, being famous must feel, at times, like everyone is just...

Episode 404 - Paint It Black "Whenever one door closes another one opens", as the old saying goes. There's another old saying that not many people have heard... "Whenever one door opens, it stays open, letting in an evil so corrupt that it will try, at every turn, to destroy your life... slowly crawling out of the darkness to consume your body and soul, leaving nothing but devastation and ruin in...

Episode 403 - Grin And Bury It "Just smile through the pain". It's not everyone's idea of sound advice, especially when dealing with past trauma, but sometimes it's the best thing you can do. In fact, sometimes it's your only option. When you're faced with this looming despair, hanging over you... like a 12 foot tall demon... waiting to crawl inside of you... and destroy your life from the inside...

Episode 402 - Gin & Catatonic The majesty of nature. Sometimes it's enough to stop you in your tracks. Hiking to the top of a mountain overlook. Standing on the edge of a vast, untamed wilderness, soaking in the view. It's almost crippling in it's beauty.... or that feeling could just be the effects of the paralytic toxin that some handsome stranger injected you with. On second thought, going outs...

Episode 401 - The Family That Plays Together Slays Together Marrying into a family can be very stressful, and it can leave you with so many insecurities and questions. Like... "Do my in-laws even like me?" "What's with all of the antique weaponry on the walls?" "Is that cocaine on my sister-in-law's nose?" "Why does Aunt Helene have a battle axe, and are we all really going to just ignore the fact...

Episode 400 - The Evil Ted 400 episodes of The Buzzed Kill Podcast !!! We know, we can hardly believe it ourselves, but here we are, and here YOU are. Whether you've been with us since the beginning, or you accidentally found us while you were searching for a better show, we have mad love for you. In fact we love you so much that we wish we could just cut off your skin and wear it around so we'd n...

Episode 399 - Easter Funday Well, we really did it now. We had made down here, but we let it go to our heads, and now we're all doomed. This week, the man upstairs is back. He's full of righteous anger & grilled cheese, and he's ready for judgment day. So grab a beer (or some wine), sit back, hit play, and wait for the end with us. Cheers!! THIS WEEKS MOVIE: Shadow Of God THIS WEEKS DRINKS: Sierra...

Episode 398 - Wake Up Maggie Wake up, Maggie, I think I got somethin' to say to you. It's late September, and you really should be back at school The summer's drawing to a close Your skin's starting to decompose Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore Your mother made a quick retreat Cuz you said she smells a lot like meat You tried to eat my face, and that's what really hurts THIS WEEKS MOVIE: M...

Episode 397 - That's A Friedkin Novel Idea You wanna know the one good thing about demon possession? You're never alone. Even when you've been completely abandoned by everyone else, you can always count on your demon to crack a classic "yo mama" joke, or to help motivate you to get a little exercise, or exorcise. Unfortunately, this week Jim found himself alone in the studio without so much as a m...

Episode 396 - Key-Note Shrieker "I hold the key to your heart." Sweet, romantic sentiment? Amazing line in the tinder bio of a hunky locksmith? Or a thinly veiled threat from the spindly, basement-dwelling freak that lives in your childhood home? We know you're all hopeless romantics out there, and that the benefits of dating a locksmith seem innumerable, but do us a favor and listen to this episo...

Episode 395 - It's Nos To Eat You You ever dated someone who just could not get over their ex? Like all they ever do is talk about how it felt to be with them? Sometimes they wake up in the night, screaming out for them, and letting you know that despite having never given them your address, they will, in fact, be arriving very soon. Well, first of all, if this sounds like a familiar situation, yo...

Episode 394 -The Farmer In The Hell Hey Everybody, we're back after a pretty unexpected break. We'll be up-front with you, we've been dealing with some pretty heavy family issues. Mom has been distant ever since she realized Dad invited another into their bed. She's really shut us out. When she's not completely throwing herself into her cooking, she's usually just hanging out in the barn, and Dad'...

Episode 393- Beyond All Wheezin' Let us give you a dating tip. First, you need an opening line. How about, "Girl, you take my breath away". Simple, classic. Now, don't just use the line, become the line. You walk up, you say the line, you start hyperventilating, gasping for air, slowly start turning blue, you pass out, hit your head, die, haunt her, live in her vents, always watching, never catchi...