The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 46 - Runnin' With The Devil We all know what the devil looks like, right? Red skin, forked tongue, cloven feet, pitch fork... the whole deal. What if the devil isn't exactly what we have pictured in our minds though? What if all the fire and brimstone is just fantasy, and reality is something much more frightening? What if the devil walks among us every day, doing his bidding under the gui...

Episode 45 - Cat Dead. Details Later. - A Re-Animator Retrospective Nobody really wants to die. Sure we can all make peace with the fact that its going to happen to all of us one day, but what if...it didn't? What if you had the option to come back as a stark raving lunatic, or better yet a floating head? This week we ponder our own mortality's over a couple bottles of Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout...

Episode 44 - The War On Bugs "Just Say No" We're sure you have all heard that phrase, made popular by Nancy Reagan in the 80's and 90's. It was something of a battlecry for the people fighting the "War On Drugs". We get it, drugs are bad, but honestly we think that their efforts may have been focused on the wrong threat. Right now there is an enemy that threatens, every single one of us. They outn...

Episode 44 - I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy Happy Father's Day, everybody. Today we celebrate those special men out there who give so much of themselves for their families. The men who rid the world of evil with the swing of an axe. Sure, sometimes they may drink just a little too much, but who doesn't, right? Ok, maybe they lose their temper every now and then, and maybe their new friends are a bad...

Episode 42 - Space, The Final Skunk-Beer The distant future.... the year 2005. The colonization of space has become reality. Droids that so closely resemble their human counterparts, it can be hard to tell who is man and who is machine. Leprechauns trying to woo space princesses to exploit their high-ruling power over the cosmos.... wait... what? That's not exactly something we would have pictured...

Episode 41 - Small Batch, Bigfoot! We're from Michigan, where there is definitely no shortage of wildlife. Everything birds and bees, to bears and mountain lions. We've pretty much got it all. We have even been known to have the occasional cryptid sighting. The Beast of Bray Road, The Melon Heads of Western Michigan, and even the most famous of all of the legends, Bigfoot. This week we decided to...

Episode 40 - Homebrewed Home Invasion Nothing will ruin a nice, quiet night at home like a bunch of psychotic freaks trying to break in and murder your whole family. Ugh, we hate it when that happens. It's the absolute worst. With the way things are going these days, the idea of having to protect your house from an onslaught of masked killers, doesn't seem too farfetched, so this week we decided t...

Episode 39 - Cold Beer, Colder Revenge Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were ready to deal out some swift street justice, and someone totally killed the mood by telling you that "The best revenge is living well", or ""You can't fix yourself by breaking someone else"? While the idea of getting back at our enemies by living a happy successful life sounds nice, we tend to prefer...

Episode 38 - Bourbon Legend One time, this girl who my buddy was dating said that she heard a podcast that was filled with so much beer and so much fear that it put her in, like, a total trance. When she snapped out of it, she was surrounded by empties and she was halfway through a Friday The 13th marathon. That was in May of 2017. Nobody has heard that podcast since. Now exactly two weeks to the...

Episode 37 - What's inside me? An Alien Retrospective With the technological advances that we are constantly making, the days of space travel and cryogenic sleep are fast-approaching, and we are the type of guys that like to be prepared. We are always doing our homework and preparing for the coming days, and what better place to get very useful, fact-based knowledge than the Alien franchise. This...

EP 36 - The Murder Mitten A quick skim through any one of our episodes should make it pretty clear that we are extremely proud of our home state of Michigan. There is something for everyone here. Amazing breweries, beaches, lakes, mountains, great music, and great people. With all of it's different facets, it's no surprise that it was an up-and-comer in the filmmaking community. With our great fil...

EP 35 - Crazy Talk "We all go a little mad sometimes" ~Norman Bates A pretty keen observation there, Mama's Boy. Unfortunately, some people go a little madder than others, like our buddy Norm up there, and it might take more than just a case of beer to help them out of it. Enter, the insane asylum. Even hearing that term can send shivers down any seasoned horror fans spine. Sure there are plenty o...

EP 34 - BEEEEEERS... I mean.. BRRAAAAINS We watch a lot of horror movies. There's no doubt about that. We've never really seen it as a cause of any problems in our lives, but now our therapist is telling us that we've developed an "Irrational" fear of the dead rising from the grave to feast on our insides. Whatever, dude. We'll see how irrational he thinks we are when his entrails are being snacke...

EP 33 - Exit Stage Fright We have something to own up to. As much as we love the blood, guts, murder, and mayhem of horror, there is a part of us that just loves a good musical. Luckily for us, and our horror credibility, there are plenty of opportunities for the songs in our heart to be paired up with a blade to the throat. The horror musical subgenre isn't tapped into very often, but when it is,...

EP 32 - I Want To Play A Game Listen, every once in awhile we get a little burnt out on watching movies, so we just need to decompress with a little bit of gaming. That certainly doesn't mean that the horror has to stop though. There are plenty of titles to choose from that allow us to relax for a bit, while still enjoying the visceral carnage that we love so deeply. What's more, once we are ready...

Episode 31 - Another Year Closer To Death Birthdays. They happen to us once a year, whether we like it or not. Some see it as a day to reflect on what the past year has meant to us, others see it as a day to get tanked with their friends and family, and some just see it as being one day closer to the end. Still, for others, birthdays can be a completely different experience altogether. For some, a...

Episode 30 - H2-OH MY GOD! Horror On The High Seas Us humans get a little cocky sometimes. We rule over the land, comfortably sitting on top without a care in the world. However, we tend to forget the fact that 70% of the earth is covered in water, and once we are in it, most of us our completely out of our element. We can try to assure ourselves that as long as we rule the land, mankind will alwa...

EP 29 - The Buzzed Kill Countdown: Top 10 Kills/Deaths Have you ever found yourself talking about your favorite decapitation or or reminiscing about the joy that you felt when someone was bashed over the skull so hard that their eyes popped out of the sockets? Maybe you've even been gabbing like an overexcited schoolboy about your most treasured disembowelment memory, when suddenly, you realize th...

EP 28 - She's A Killer Queen There's an old saying that goes "Behind every great man, there is a great woman". Well, times are changing, friends, and these days the women are saying "Sit this one out, fellas. We'll take it from here." Nowhere is that more apparent than in the world of film. From amazing directors and strong female casts, to producers, special FX artists, and everything in between,...

EP 27 - Everybody's Wiccan For The Weekend "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog..." We're not entirely sure what Shakespeare's witches were brewing, but we are willing to bet that it would get you pretty messed up. This week we conjured up a discussion abo...

Episode 26 - I Love You To Death From across a crowded room, you lock eyes. You think to yourself, "They couldn't possibly looking at me, could they?" It doesn't take you long to figure it out though. There is no mistaking the desire in their eyes. Suddenly, and without warning, they are standing directly in front of you, as if time itself is irrelevant. You feel yourself mouth the words "I want y...

Episode 25 - Everybody, Let's Boogey! No matter who you are, or where you come from, chances are, you know the Boogeyman. No one knows exactly what he looks like, where he comes from, or why he decides to spend most of his time in your closet. This week Mike checked under his bed and found a few bottles of Folklore Untraditional Stout from Stillwater Artisanal, and we put a face to the name with a...

EP 24 – Simply Perfection: A Tremors Retrospective This week we decided to grab(oid) some Landshark Lager from Margaritaville Brewing Co. and dig into one of the dirtiest franchises around. We could tell you more about it, but we’ll let the immortal Burt Gummer take it from here. “Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter, bomb shelter! Underg...

Episode 23 - This Episode Will Be Huge In Japan The earth shakes. The tide swells. You hear the cacophonous sound of a dozen detuned upright basses, right before the sun in blotted out by, what is obviously just a dude in a rubber suit. Chances are you are either at a GWAR concert, or you're watching some good old-fashioned Kaiju. This week the guys leveled the city in search of some Ryeclops Rye...

EP 22 - From The Womb To The Tomb "You kids will be the death of me!" We've all heard our parents utter that phrase at some point, and if you're a parent, you have probably said it yourself. Normally, it's meant as a joke in a moment of exasperation, but have you ever had the feeling that one of those little monsters might actually be plotting your demise? I know what you're thinking, "Good heaven...