The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 121 - The Shape of Drunk to Come 3 This is our year, everybody! We just started our brand new careers, with triple the pay that we were making before, we’ve stuck to our resolution to get in shape so well that our six packs are already starting to show, we’ve gained thousands of listeners just in the last couple weeks, and not only did our dog that ran away in high school come home, but we...

Episode 120 - Happy Brewed Beer Another year come and gone. We can hardly believe it. 2018 was a heck of a year. We made a lot of memories, but unfortunately we also forget a lot of it. Which is why this year our New Year's resolution is to quit drinking. We're pretty excited about the idea of living a nice clean life, you know? Well, actually just a quick little amendment to that resolution. We'r...

Episode 119 - One House Open Slay You better watch out You better just chill The kid that you babysit Is killing for thrills And the Buzzed Kill boys are slamming some beers He's grabbing a bat He's hiding a gun He hung your ex-boyfriend Cuz he thought it'd be fun And The Buzzed Kill boys are lining up shots Well, his parents say he sleepwalks But that's just his alibi He's going to get off free a...

Episode 118 - I Know What You Drank Last Summer We're going to start off by just laying our cards on the table here. We have no idea what you did last summer. Hell, we don't even know what we did last summer. That's because in the proverbial 90's teen-ensemble horror flick of life, we're not the cunning killer, watching our prey from the shadows. We're not spending a year plotting our revenge, the...

Episode 117 - The Monsters Inside Me Get ready for a podcast first, folks. This week you will hear something that you have probably never heard before. Roommate Jen is back, and as some of you may know, she is extremely pregnant. On this very special episode, we decided to throw our normal format out and bring you right into the delivery room. Listen as Mike, Jim, and Justin expertly guide Baby Ro...

Episode 116 - Twin Freaks We have always wondered what it would be like to have a twin? Playing pranks on people and trading places would be awesome, plus, you would have a built-in best friend. Then, of course, there's the added bonus of having someone you could easily frame for murder. Whoa... that got dark really quick, but hey, it happens right? This week we decided to focus a little more on t...

Episode 115 - The Twilight Series That Doesn't Suck There is a sixth dimension beyond that which is known to sober men. It is a dimension as vast as a field of barley, and as timeless as Pabst Blue Ribbon. It is the middle ground between light beer and dark beer, between fermentation and intoxication, and it lies between the pit of a man's full bladder, and the summit of his novelty beer hat. This...

Episode 114 - We had an AJA moment! Directors Spotlight: Alexandre Aja An “aha moment” is a point in time, event, or experience when one has a sudden insight or realization. An “Aja moment” is a point in time, event, or experience when one has a knife suddenly dragged across their throat, a masonry saw suddenly pushed slowly through their rib cage, a giant rock suddenly smashed into their skull, o...

Episode 113 - The Buzzed Kill Countdown - Top 10 Twists We’ve been at this for a couple years now. Week after week we watch the horror films that we adore so much. We pore over the details, and take in every nuanced intricacy, then we step into that studio, and the real fun begins. For hours we wax lyrical about the kills, the creatures, the blood and carnage, the actors, directors, and everything...

Episode 112 - Bad Brew: A Second Look at Halloween: Resurrection A resurrection can be a good thing or a bad thing. It really kind of depends on what you’re resurrecting. Your sweet old granny? Good. The bear who killed your granny? Bad. Your beloved pet? Could go either way. We’ve all seen Pet Sematary. Jack the Ripper? Interesting for awhile, but ultimately bad. You get the point. So, this week,...

Episode 111 - Animated & Intoxicated As men in our thirties, there are certain things that society tells us are inappropriate to do. Sure, maybe flaming bags of dog crap on a neighbors doorstep is a young man's game, and perhaps we're a little too old to regularly build blanket forts and have sleepovers, which our girlfriends, wives, and children are not invited to. However, the one thing we will...

Episode 110 - Tree's Company Fall is in full swing once again, and there is no better place to spend our favorite time of year than right here in Michigan. The muggy summer heat gives way to cool, crisp, Autumn air, we take walks with a thermos of hot apple cider (most likely spiked), and we can finally trade in our uncomfortable summer clothes for our killer new Lululemon yoga pants, and Ugg boot...

Episode 109 - Completely Uncaged! Cage / noun Anything that confines or imprisons When Nicolas Kim Coppola decided to take up acting, he thought to himself, “I want my performances to pull people in, and trap them in the moment. I want them to be imprisoned by my virtuosity.” And in a moment of pure brilliance he chose a surname that would let the world know that they would all be held captive in...

Episode 108 - King Of The Castle, Rock Well, here we are. Our month-long Stephen King Birthday Extravaganza is sadly coming to an end. It's been a lot of fun celebrating one of the most prolific names in the world of horror, although we will admit that we are a bit disappointed. A whole month of birthday shoutouts, and Stephen didn't respond to a single tweet, instagram, or Facebook post. Not a si...

Episode 107 - The Numbers Of The Beast Apophenia. It might not be a word you are familiar with, but you may have experienced the phenomenon at some point. It's the tendency to mistakenly perceive connections and meaning between unrelated things. Maybe you notice that whenever it rains, the numbers on your digital clock always seem to add up to the number 11, or maybe you see faces looking back at...

Episode 106 - The King's Chariot Last week we kicked off our Stephen King birthday bash the only way you can, with clowns... and harsh, scrutinizing, ridicule of a bunch of child actors. This week we keep the party rolling right along. Speaking of rolling along, after the clowns, come the presents, and what better birthday gift is there then a brand new car? A beautiful, shiny, fast, spooky.. self...

Episode 105 - What A Buncha Clowns September is here folks, and you know what that means. Fall officially starts, the shorts and t-shirts get traded up for hoodies and jeans, pumpkin spice lattes become the only thing you see on instagram for about a month, and last, but certainly not least, September marks the beginning of Halloween season for us horror fans. Perhaps more important than all of th...

Episode 104 - Deader Is Better There's an old saying that goes, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks". You've all heard it before, right? It's a good saying, but there is an even better one that you might NOT have heard. It goes, "You can't bring an old dog back from the dead and expect it not to bite you in the ass." Ok, we made that one up, but we think it's pretty good. It could apply to a nu...

Episode 103 - A Deep Space Cat-astrophie If there are two things in this world that go hand-in-hand, it's cats and space. When is the last time you saw a movie about a mission to the far reaches of the universe that didn't rely heavily on a cat as a main plot point? What would all of our favorite sci-fi movies be without the inclusion of many, many felines? Ok, you caught us. The jig is up. We kin...

Episode 102 - Bad Brew: A Second Look At Creepshow III We're all about two things here at The Buzzed Kill Podcast, good horror and good beer. However, every once in awhile, we have to remind ourselves that we are very very lucky. We have an almost endless catalogue of amazing films and delicious beer to choose from, but not everyone is in that same position. Some people don't have huge movie colle...

Episode 101 - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Psycho If you didn't have a crush on one of your babysitters when you were a kid, it's safe to say that you weren't doing childhood correctly. We still remember our first babysitter crush. It was the summer of 1993. There she stood in our doorway on that first beautiful Michigan evening. With the sun setting behind her, we laid our eyes on her silhouet...

Episode 100 - 2018 SUMMER SLAYOFFS 100 episodes! We did it, guys. Can you hardly believe it? Yeah, we know, we can’t either. All of the blood, sweat, and tears have finally brought us to this point. A lot of blood. Mostly bloody. An unsettling amount of blood, really. Well, needless to say, we are excited that we’ve made it this far, and we decided to celebrate in the grandest fashion. We wrangled...

Episode 99 - Late Shift, Last Call Burning the midnight oil, dogwatch, graveyard shift, lobster trick. Whatever you call it, sometimes working late into the night is what you gotta do to stay in the black. Take us for instance. Every week we are putting in the extra hours, taking on the rigorous task of watching our favorite movies, and trying all kinds of new delicious beer. It can be quite exhau...

Episode 98 - Survival of the Drunkest Come on, sing it with us! You all know how it goes. YOU GOTTA FIGHT! *Dun *Dun FOR YOUR RIGHT! *Dun *Dun *Dun T0…. SURVIIIIIVE A HOSTEL SITUATION WHERE YOU’RE FORCED TO MURDER YOUR PEERS!!! Man, that really doesn’t roll off the tongue the way we thought it did in the 90’s. Maybe we’re remembering the lyrics wrong, but regardless, it does bring some interesting...

Episode 97 - Dragged To Hell: Return Of The Hot Sauce Challenge Everyone seems to have their own idea of Hell. Some people think it's fire, brimstone, and being tortured with hot pokers by Satan's minions, while others believe it's an eternal abyss. A vast nothingness where you are doomed to remain for the rest of eternity. We gotta be honest, neither one of those options seem too bad compared to...