The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 180 - A Nice Pair Of Crocs We get why people are afraid of Crocs. They definitely get a bad rap everywhere you see them. We don’t personally understand all the hate though. They’re really quite beautiful when you take the time to appreciate them for what they are. They come in all sizes and amazing colors, they have interesting patterns and markings, a sleek, timeless design. They’re comfo...

Episode 179 - The Podcast That Dreaded Lockdown It’s actually pretty easy to draw some parallels between our current lockdown situation, and this week’s movie selections, The Town That Dreaded Sundown 1977 & 2014. People are holed up in their houses, afraid to step outside because an unseen menace threatens their safety. The communal sense of safety and trust has crumbled away amongst strangers, f...

Episode 178 - Full Term Terror When we conceived the idea for this week's show, we knew that we were stepping into fertile horror territory. We weren't sure if these films would give birth to a fruitful conversation, but we were willing to watch them anyway, because it's a labor of love. We did consider not doing the show this week, in light of the current pandemic, but we're glad that we didn't a...

Episode 177 - The Concept Of The Kill *takes cigarette out of mouth* “You see, In order for one to truly conceptualize their work, it is of the utmost importance that every detail be thoroughly thought out before brush touches canvas, before chisel touches marble, before duct tape touches banana. The meaning behind the work transcends the work itself, thus the execution becomes little more than a...

Episode 176 - This Old House We’re thinking about buying a house. Not just any house though. We want something with history. A nice, big, old house with creaky bones that tell us a story every time we walk through a room. Of course, we are aware of all the obvious pitfalls of moving into an old house. Foundation issues, drafty windows, leaky pipes, ghosts of murdered children, termite damage, lead...

Episode 175 - Klaatu Beer-ada Nikto: Ash Vs Evil Dead Retrospective Part 2 Ash Vs. Evil Dead Season 2 is a proprietary mix of demons and spirits, garnished with chainsaws and um... shotguns. Oh, and... there's a shit ton of Ketamine in it. eh haaa haaa ha. That's right, The King and his crew are back in Ash's home town of Elk Grove Michigan for a second round with evil. Being the proper Michigande...

Episode 174 - Fight Like A Girl Our grandpa always used to say to us, “There’s three things you need to know about women. They’re faster than us, they can smell fear, and if you give them a reason, they’ll kill you quicker than your can spit.” He did drink a lot though, so we’re pretty sure he was actually referring to mountain lions, but just to be cautious we always kept those three things in mi...

Episode 173 - Taking A Lycan To You What’s our idea of a perfect Valentine’s Day date? We rent a quaint little cabin in the middle of nowhere, and bring everything we need for a lovely evening. At dinner you make ask if our steak isn’t cooked enough. “No, I like my meat rare, but I think I’m ready for dessert.” As we playfully nibble your finger. “Oh my, you’re an animal.” You say. “Sweetheart, yo...

EP 172 - Who The F*** Is Doug??? It's bigger, badder, stranger, and Hell...ier. Season 2 of the Planet Weird original docu-series is back and the high strangeness abounds. We catch up with the crew as they descend further into the cavernous mysteries of season 1, but this time, equipped with new information, new tools, and old gods, they continue their hunt for the truth. Guided by enigmatic Mike...

Episode 171 - Deep In The Drug Game People who listen to our show often ask us if we are on drugs, and we get why some of you might think that. So we always say, “Yeah, it must seem like it sometimes. With the ideas that we come up with on the show, and the absolute depth of our conversations, you probably assume that we must be on some mind-altering drugs that enhance our perception and allow us...

Episode 170 - It's Mall Madness! If you were lucky enough to grow up in the 80's and 90's, like we were, then you know how special a shopping mall is. They were more than just a collection of stores in one place. They were a place to hang out with all of your buds, a place to hone your personal style, a place to meet up with your crush and treat her to a Cinnabon and an Orange Julius. You could se...

Episode 169 - You Know What They Say About Guys With Big Feet... If there is anything you can say about us, it's that we keep real. The argument could be made that we are the realest people you know. The fact that most of you have never seen us in person, yet you still believe in us, is all the proof anyone would need to know that we are the realest. We know, that logic is airtight, and that is pr...

Episode 168 - Drunk By Dawn - An Ash VS Evil Dead Retrospective Pt. 1 To tell you the truth, we here at The Buzzed Kill Podcast aren’t too concerned with everything that’s going on in the world right now. Climate change, political division, war, The Bachelor Season 24. The reason we’re not concerned is because unlike most people of the world, who seem to think that these problems are manmade, we k...

Episode 167 - The Shape Of Drunk To Come IV It's the start of a new decade, and you know what that means. Everyone is going all out with those new decade resolutions. Diet, weight loss, career goals, spending more time with your family, finally putting together that bookshelf that has been sitting in the garage since the turn of the last decade. You all know how it goes though, next January, most...

EP 166 - Under The Influence And Ovredal: Director Spotlight on Andre Ovredal Can you believe it’s almost the end of the decade? How are you guys celebrating this year? We’ll probably just hang out, watch some horror movies, maybe a have a few cocktails. Hey, if you guys are looking for a good New Year’s Eve cocktail, we’ve got you covered. Mix equal parts horror and whimsy, add a few drops of chi...

Episode 165 - I'm Dreaming Of A Mogwai-ite Christmas It's Christmas time again, and you know what that means. Holiday cheer, family gathered around to share good food and drink, snow falling, and christmas carolers at your door. At least that's how the holidays are supposed to be. We all know how it really goes though. You get to your parents house, your mother makes some passive-aggressive commen...

Episode 164: Bad Brew: The Happening Do you ever get the feeling that something around you is...happening? You may not know what, but you can taste it in the air, feel it in your bones, and feel it against your face as you plummet through the air off the top of a construction site. No wait, that last one was just the concrete. This week we decided to take another look the 2008 M. Night Shyamalan f...

Episode 163 - Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Brew? Well, it's finally here. The first episode with the training wheels off, and it went pretty much the way we expected it to. There was beer, there was liquor, there were power outages, and of course, there were actual police cruisers searching the city streets for some drunken idiots. We swear it wasn't us. Anyway, being that this was the episod...

Episode 162 - The End Is The Beginning, Man Man, we finally get it. We finally understand what Boyz 2 Men was talking about in almost every single one of their songs. The pain of losing the one you truly love is devastating. After more than three years of Buzzed Kill bliss, J-Rog, the Sound Architect, and Producer/Engineer of our hearts, is with us for the final time. How do we say goodbye to what...

Episode 161 - Super Beeroes If you could have one super power, what would it be? Most people have pretty typical answers. The power of flight, invisibility, and invincibility seem to top most people's list. Don't get us wrong. All three of those super powers seem like they would come in handy, and they would be a lot of fun, but we here at The Buzzed Kill Podcast all agree that the ability to cont...

Episode 160 - From The Dreidel To The Grave Hang on to your yarmulkes, folks. The goys of The Buzzed Kill Podcast are going Old Testament this week, with two tales of mishegas. One involving a harmless looking tchotchke that harbors an ancient evil, and the other involving a bunch of gentile schmendriks who mess with the wrong village, and end up in a whole world of tsuris. So schlep your tuches o...

Episode 159 - Tele-Visions Of Terror BREAKING NEWS... We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a shocking bulletin from the paranormal investigation team at The Buzzed Kill Podcast. I'm being told that they are currently in the middle of one of the most profound paranormal occurrences to ever be caught on film. I've been assured that in the coming hours, we will be provided w...

Episode 158 - Fatal Attractions Everyone knows about the law of attraction. The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into your life. Well, do you know the laws of ATTRACTIONS? As in, haunted attractions? It’s the belief that no matter how positive your thoughts are, the outcome is destined to be negative. You can have the biggest smile, the brightest att...

Episode 157 - You Haven't Seen WHAAAT?? Admittedly, there are a lot of things that we have never done. We've never been skydiving. We've never slack lined across the Grand Canyon. We've never held a baby giraffe right after the moment of birth. Also, Mike has never known the soft touch of a woman. Aside from all of that, there are also a lot of horror movies that we are ashamed to admit that we ha...

Episode 156 - Home Sweet Hell Everyone knows that renovating a house can be hell. The demolition causes a huge mess, you either have to deal with unreliable contractors, or learn to do it yourself, and on top of all of that, there is the expense. Then, of course there are the obstacles that hardly anyone thinks of before committing to a project.... the ghosts. You know how it is. You’re halfway th...