Two Buttons Deep

The Buttonista Show

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Two Buttons Deep

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Comedy

Latest episode

Oct 20, 2026

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Episodes

27 Years and 10 Months 10.08.2021

Giddy up, ya'll! It's the Buttonista's last episode on the East Coast before heading away on vacation to Nashville, Tennessee, AKA the land of cowboy boots...or not? Asking for a friend.   Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:16) A trick question about the best time to shower (1:55) Getting ready for Nashville (6:10) Next stop: my future wedding venue (14:45) Almost clear of the "27 Club" curse (18:10) The...

It's About To Get Real Unattractive Up In Here 03.08.2021

Thank God It's Tuesday! The Buttonista's hosting a one woman pajama party and inviting you to listen in from wherever you happen to be sitting in your own bathrobe right now. It's time to get comfortable, crack open an ice cold, 96-calorie Miller Lite and settle in for the latest fashion tips and hot takes nobody asked for.   What happens to the belt on the bathrobe? (1:30) Weekapping The Capital...

M.D.T.E.D.D. 27.07.2021

The Buttonista is BACK with another episode of the show while all things Saratoga race through her veins as we're hitting peak summer vibes in Upstate, NY and beyond. There's no time to stop for a bathroom break this time around with so much to talk about, from shoplifting on security cameras to designing the perfect day at the races and/or out and about downtown. The Buttonista might also try to...

Fat and Juicy 20.07.2021

The Buttonista is back with a three-beverage podcast, and shockingly none of them are Miller Lite. Just simply paving the path to get back to 100 percent after an absolute banger of an opening weekend at the races in Saratoga Springs. -What it actually took to recover from the weekend (:39) -Performance review of "All Buttons Deep" and the Hot Pepper Challenge  (3:32) -Feeling good about the Butto...

Be A Best Dressed Wedding Guest 13.07.2021

-Preparing for Summer in Saratoga / Weekend Recap (2:05)  -Determining the likelihood of me wearing the blue strapless dress from IG to the track (4:15)  -Is Botox for me, or was I "asking for a friend?" (7:35)  -The Buttonista's advice to be the best dressed wedding guest (30:40)  -My thoughts on Addison Rae getting a 'real job' and then get fired for it because of the haters (46:10)  -What would...

Recovering From World Rehydration Day 07.07.2021

-Starting the show getting something off my chest (literally) (0:54)   -The scoop on Two Buttons Deep's plans for summer at the track with Miller Lite (5:06)   -A very random July 4 weekend recap (8:31)   -Fan girling HARD over some local wedding fashion (13:46)   -Popping up at the Mark Thomas x Haute Messes in Dresses pop-up (22:06)   -Manifesting my next dream sponsor after learning about World...

Sweating My Balls Off (Part II) 29.06.2021

Always Be Sipping Millers Addressing rumors about the Buttonista (4:05) The weekend recap: Yeehaw's at the Vintage Roundup and third holes at Crossgates Mall (7:25) An introduction to your newest Rent the Runway brand ambassador (23:50) Trouble in Paradise? Violence in Saratoga? (28:50) Your Choice: Reposting a Venmo Instagram Story to win $500 vs. entering the 2BD Build Your Beach Backyard Sweeps...

Lessons of Friendships as an Adult 22.06.2021

-The two certainties in the life of the Buttonista (0:54) -What kind of vibes I am getting from the official debut of the fanny pack and "boyfriend shorts"  AKA Bermuda shorts (6:17) -Did I try to 'Parent Trap' my parents? (18:57) -Lessons in friendships as an adult (26:55) -What's going on at the nail salon? (39:35)   Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite & Albany Times Union 

It's A Two Beer Podcast #BuildYourBeach 15.06.2021

Thank God It's Tuesday.   – The two beer podcast – Our big opportunity for you to #BuildYourBeach – Father's Day gift ideas – My two fashion moments in Philadelphia (for better AND for worse) – Chrissy Teigen's apology for being a "full stop" troll – Texting etiquette: OK vs. Okay   Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and the Albany Times Union

Sweating My Balls Off (If I Had Balls) 08.06.2021

- Sweating balls and the AC jar - Pulling a "nanny" - the 411 on my latest outfit - Coming soon: official house photos - The week (so far) in pop culture - Lilibet Windsor, Mare of Easttown and 10 years for Savannah Guthrie   Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and the Albany Times Union. 

Blame It On Allergies 25.05.2021

-How to catch what's happening in the Hudson Valley -Macro diet updates and the thing about going to the gym at 5 a.m. -My motivations for going to a weekday happy hour with my friend -Recurring dreams about discount retailers -The four ways (and places) to drink Miller Lite -Florida high school accused of altering over 80 female yearbook photos that were deemed "inappropriate" -Two trends that ar...

Live From Target / Interview with Ultramarathoner and Mental Health Warrior Kristen Garzone 18.05.2021

Today on the Buttonista Podcast: - How to properly prep for hosting brunch - Confused by the CDC - Sr. Buttonista's Birthday - Live from Target - What not to do at a bachelorette party - Interview with Kristen Garzone, a local marathon runner, Mother, Maternal Metal Health Warrior and Founder of the believe KNT Foundation (22:10)   Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 

Protecting Your Cheugy Nudes 11.05.2021

- The one thing Taylor wants from her listeners - Why this Mother's Day was special - What in the Croc is Happening - Wedding debacle update - Why Taylor can't ever leave her job - Giving up beer during the week until July 4th - A call from the Sr. Buttonista - What is Chuegy? - Summer fashion trend: Ankle bracelets - Interview with Aneesa Hussain, the Founder of Girls Who Code Albany, who teaches...

A Debt-Free-sta Buttonista? 04.05.2021

This week the Buttonista is joined by the Fi Couple, a couple in Troy who are documenting their journey of eliminating 100K of debt in 3 years and becoming financially independent, but can they help the Buttonista? Also: - The BIG dilemma I was too emotional to talk about last week - "This is not why I'm alive" - The importance of house shoes - Nobody Asked Me, But...   Best enjoyed with a Miller...

The Peaks and the Pits 27.04.2021

The Buttonista is back with brand new technology and theme song to talk: - What time you take your birth control and what it says about your personality - The dream schedule is possible again when you work at DeCrescente — and why no one wants a job I guess? - Peaks and pits of the week so far - Recapping the Oscars best and worst looks via my Instagram Story poll results   Best enjoyed with a Mil...

It Happens To The Best of Us... Right?! 20.04.2021

Taylor pushes the boundaries of this safe space with an almost NSFW story about something very unfortunate that happened to her this week. Grab a Miller Lite and tune in: - Snooze Roulette - Why Taylor is heading out on the Hudson - Boyfriend shorts? - A story about how slicing her eyeball was NOT the worst thing to happen to the Buttonista this week. 

Talking Myself Into Buying A Fanny Pack 13.04.2021

- The Buttonista will write your letter of recommendation for a new career at DeCrescente Distributing Company - Bad news: Brown Sugar Oat Milk seems to have come and gone at Basic Bitch HQ (Starbucks) - Talking myself into buying a Fanny Pack - Speed dating therapists and the weight of social media - The haters are in my email inbox after a few of my latest Times Union stories   Best enjoyed with...

Chasing Friday 06.04.2021

Resonating with the “no matter what you do you are always tired” meme  — why I have never recovered from my past life   March Madness is over and what my mom always says about sports   April 18 Clothing Sale with my gal pals at Alexandria’s Beauty   Aaron Rodgers and Shaliene Woodley as the new celeb couple and Jeopardy host?   Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 

Vintage Avocado Toilets 30.03.2021

- Jack is Back - Taylor's appearance on the Miller Lite Instagram - Local 4 year old 46ers - Facebook marketplace finds - Updates on the new home - Interview with Taissha Lareau. 

Blame It On DLS 23.03.2021

-- Why I missed last week's episode -- Handling my first COVID test --The #1 tip for an A+ weekend away with friends (and a very late ski weekend recap) --The Buttonista is a Painting Machine; One home item I ordered on Wayfair --Moving 101: Was I supposed to research storage units? --Mental health PSA --Stop hating on other ethnicities PSA --The Italian sin I did to my fireplace   Best enjoyed wi...

Warmer Times and British Vibes 09.03.2021

-Perfecting a British accent and channeling Princess Diana in light of recent TV news events - Casale Gals Collab: WARMER TIMES AND CHILLER VIBES - Big Tip Energy on Two Buttons Deep - Week 1 recap - Trends and insecurities: lip injections, brow lamination, teeth straightening and...tooth gems? - Interview with Antonio Dixon, the guy behind the high tech igloo pods (Privè Solarfi Pods) popping up...

On To Greener Pastures and Better Water Pressure 02.03.2021

– Welcome to March - let's not freak about about this whole "one year" thing – Morning shows = no pants shows, shout out to Jason Sudekis at the virtual Golden Globes – The Case of the Closets: Sadly, there is no cure – Quick weekend recap - Chow Bella indoor dog park with Jet, his four month old birthday present thanks to the latest Target collaboration – Murder Show Parody on SNL - why is this s...

These Boots Are (Not) Made For Walking 23.02.2021

- The dread and the thrill of being a procrastinator - We went to Mars? Why didn't anyone tell me? - What I've been doing while I am still waiting to "Do a Thing" - Walking Brooklyn in my new boots - The other long wait that's officially over for my mom...thanks (or no thanks) to Governor Cuomo and the nursing home drama - Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People? My Instagram clothing sale fai...

The Important "Triple D's" of a Relationship 16.02.2021

-Reintroduce my preferred theme song to the podcast.... Does anybody know Akon? -Valentine's Day Weekend Roundup -Speculation about those DMing my content -A friendly check-in to the people out there who... 1. Wear a hair tie on their wrist 2. Still have their Christmas lights up 3. Bought too much tie dye peak pandemic 4. Still own a pair of Victoria's Secret PINK pajama bottoms -Are skinny jeans...

Kissed on the Mouth by a GOAT // Interview with Kerry Fagan 09.02.2021

-This live studio audience setup is getting old, what I had to remind my mom of before she left the house this morning   -Sharing all the details and what’s at stake for this Thursday’s Great Upstate Musicians Showcase   -What it’s like to wear a turtleneck for 72 straight days   -Kicking off the week like a true GOAT (mouth kissing our kids!) Does the Buttonista drink more water than Tom Brady?  ...

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