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Gary is joined by Cort Psyops to discuss three tales from 60s tv in which old scratch is looking to make a deal. We discuss one of the long ones from the fourth season of The Twilight Zone being Printer’s Devil featuring Burgess Meredith involving a maniacal printer who can make stories happen at his will, an episode of Boris Karloff’s Thriller involving a seedy pawnbroker and a Monkees episode wh...

Join Iris, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings from The Horror Mafia Podcast to talk about one of our loves. Fast paced action films with some comedy blended in. First up, when a secret microfiche is stolen by two bumbling criminals, it’s up to two sexy police detectives to take down the big bad and kick all kinds of all along the way in Yes, Madam aka Police Assasins. Then, when two cousins fall...

We’re still alive and back into dreamland with Freddy with two selections. In Killer Instinct, a legacy track star is looking for any edge to win. Even weird talismans and whatnot. Winning just might kill her in the end with hilarious results. Lori Petty stars! Then a grad student is haunted with dreams of Fred and some really voyeuristic shit. She soon learns she’s part of an experiment with her...

Join Gary, Iris and a returning Jamie as we discuss the cutthroat world of communal living and the turmoil of the real estate market. First up, people keep turning up dead in a swanky New York apartment house. It’s up to Mannix himself to get to the bottom of it in Too Scared To Scream from 1984. Then, when a working class girl’s dreams are shattered with her offer on her apartment with a view, th...

Gary and X are going to Italy on this edition. X has brought a giallo and whatever the fuck that other movie is. In House With Laughing Windows, a painter is called to a remote village to put some touches on a local artist’s final work and things are nothing but chaotic. This leads to a bizarre finish in this lost gem. In A Quiet Place In The Country, Franco Nero plays a painter who looks for insp...

Come one and come all citizens of Mongo and Legion alike. The beefers are back with after a bit of an absence with a big show. We review the new Crue mockumentary of sorts in The Dirt, Suzanne gives a small review of The Amityville Murders and we do some convention coverage. It’s important to know who’s an ass and who’s not, folks. The feature of the episode is our review of the new doc Life After...

Join Mike, Suzanne and Gary as they dive into the much maligned and sometimes loved series Freddy’s Nightmares. We dive into each episode with spoilers and some analogy of what we just experieced. We slice and dice into the first two on this one directed by genre legend Tobe Hooper and the second directed by Friday 6 director Tom McLaughlin. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to oblivion, beefers. Suzanne and Gary get shot into space on this one with two films in which crazy space captains have even crazier robots that get out of control. In The Black Hole, A salvage team finds a ship thought to be lost but is now inhabited by an unhinged commander, a group automaton workers and one pissed off red robot named Max. Ernest Borgnine and Anthony Perkins lead an all...

 Iris and Gary go into the woods on this edition to discuss two films that involve the legendary Wendigo in two very different incarnations. In Dark Was The Night, A sheriff and his deputy are forced to look into some strange occurrences that are killing off some of the townsfolk. Then, when a stranger comes to an outpost, the soldiers are faced with a super human foe and he’s hungry.  Guy Pierce...

  Cinema Beef is back again this week and we’re packing heat with two films that have two protagonists showing some bad men a little respect. I am joined by Lee Russell of They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to get down and dirty with these two masterful picks.  In Sunday In The Country, Ernest Borgnine takes a few baddies captive and fucks with them for a while in a Canuck-sploitation flick t...

Gary is joined by special guest Newty of the N.F.W. Podcast and a returning every once in a while Jeffery X Martin to discuss two vet-sploitation films starring some A listers. In Open Season, a couple is accosted and fucked with and eventually hunted by three buds looking for some mediocre thrills and even less plot.  In Wolf Lake, Rod Steiger and his buddies are looking for a good time in their...

  Join Iris and Gary as they discuss the butthurt masses, award shows and the neutering of the common man.  We also talk about boobs, African gods, greed and the rest of the lady parts in two films featuring that scummy treasure, Jack Palance.  In Black Cobra Woman, a wealthy snake lover is charmed by a beautiful dancer leading to lust, murder and lot and lots of full frontal nudity.  Then in Craz...

The beefers are back in the new year and coming out of the gate with two films about two protagonists who let their brains get them into all kinds of shit.  I am joined by Legion After Dark’s Lady M. to discuss the loosest of King adaptations with The Lawnmower Man and Luc Besson’s mind bending actiongasm Lucy starring Scarlet Johannson. Strap on your glowy suit, this is gonna get redundant. ★ Sup...

The beefers are back with two films that share the same title as more popular films but are completely different. First up, when a meek but unhinged assistant curator gets a hold of a Golem, he uses it to dispatch his competition. Roddy McDowell stars in It! from 1967. Then, when a tough white kid shows his skills as a pugilist, he is enlisted by an underground fighting ring bent on making the big...

Happy Halloween, beefers!  Come join us as we lift up Suzanne’s spirits with a loving tribute to her fallen pooch.  We do that by covering two films about dogs that are evil of course.  When the count’s pooch is resurrected, his protector and him head off to America to terrorize and build a brood to get a hold of the count’s last loving decendent.  All this and a legion of super mutts in Zoltan : ...

The Private Eyes and Deadheat Hey gumshoes! The beefers are here and are on the case.  Iris, Suzanne and Gary explore 2 selections in which detectives solve mysteries with a supernatural twist.  In The Private Eyes, a doctor and an inspector are called upon to investigate the murder of a rich couple only to have the body count rise and well as the laughs.  Don Knotts and Tim Conway star.  Then, wh...

Remember that film that took place on a coastal town where they were terrorized by some kind beast of the sea? Strap in, beefers.  These films are sort of like that but not really.  Iris and I are joined by a returning Jeffery X Martin to discuss two Jaws ripoffs hand picked by X. In Mako Jaws Of Death,  Aquaman wannabe Richard Jaekel controls sharks with a special medallion  can control and talk...

Hey Beefers. It’s that special time of the year. The behavioral meds are flowing more than ever and the matinees are safe from peoples shitty kids. It’s back to school time and we have a hell of a double feature to celebrate such a glorious occasion. We are joined by Cort Psyops and Brian M. Sammons to discuss films in which super geeks build something to be used in a nefarious manor by their adul...

The Beefers are back to celebrate a true blue American hero.  Long ago in Tennessee, Buford Pusser laid out some small town justice while putting his own life and family at risk.  These three films are the story of that. Joe Don Baker and Bo Svenson star as our hero in this being the Walking Tall trilogy. The Beefers swing and celebrate this man in a big ass edition. ★ Support this podcast on Patr...

Beef Stewed On Sight   The Beefers are back with a fine stew of two very different films from the great year of 1976.  Gary is joined by Lee Russell for this special beef stew episode.  First up, a drifter and a samurai bit two warring factions further and further against each other with a duffle bag full of heroin and piles of dead bodies in Lee’s pick of Karate Warriors starring the great Sonny...

On occasion, and we appreciate it, our listeners give us feedback. Derek from Cinema Attack and Cameron Scott who is a screenwriter and friend of the show gave us two films to cover on this one. First, two warriors go on a mission to get some funky weapons and kill an evil queen in Lucio Fulci’s Conquest. Then, Vincent Raven and his crew battle a horde of angry dogs, wild local hunters and local m...

Another scheduling conflict so another Cannon show! Are you excited? You should be. Well. About one of these movies. Suzanne and Gary attack two more titles from the Cannon library with the ethnic cop suck fest Number One With A Bullet from 1987 and the action packed ride in the snow Runaway Train from 1985. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You want racial tension? We got it. You want panic in the streets? We got it. You want John Leguizamo stealing perfectly good Italian roles? We got it. We have a true blue full lineup again to discuss two very hot Spike Lee joints. In Do The Right Thing, racial tension and the rises on one Bed Stuy neighborhood where it’s citizens are faced with some hard decisions and adversity among themselves....

The beefers are back and we have some tenacious tykes in tow on this edition.  We have the full crew on this one and we are covering two very different killer kid movies from two different decades.  First up, when a van from a local mental institute crashes in the snows of the California mountains, 4 spunky kids and their nun counterpart find and mutilate some yuppies in their cabin getaway.  All...

It’s been a while but I had a much needed breakdown.  Suzanne and Gary are the dynamic duo on this one covering two films that deal with obsession over celebrity.  In The Last Horror Film, Joe Spinell plays a lonely cab driver who wants to make a film starring his favorite gal from the silver screen.  While searching for her at the Cannes Film Festival, he finds that negotiations can be murder. In...