The Bum Ankles Show: A Minnesota Sports Podcast

Hi there. Bit of a rush job this week. Was in the wilderness ignoring you.

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I'm behind, this was recorded before we got our asses blasted by the Royals. We talk DK Metcalf, PJ Fleck, USWNT, and G1. The name of the philosopher mentioned at the end of the episode of Chrysippus.

Delayed release, low effort editing, family in town, not going to apologize, don't need to listen

Fuck the Royal Family... Teofimo Lopez unretires just in time... Taking the Twins' temperature... A real time Gary Sanchez todaso... We get real flirty on the trade market... Will I zig or zag? Willi Castro MVP... Pablo Lopez and Star Trek... Blake Proehl's angelic voice... Kirk Cousins content... Jon Bois Vikings Doc... Northwestern Debacle... This is my swamp... Bob Huggins: Control Your Bitch.....

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We fixed the audio, all right? It was so over but now we're all the way back... Pablo Lopez was named to the All-Star team after we recorded... Ryan Jeffers killin it... Pitching appreciation... The Runs Allowed Game... The motility of baseball super contracts... The haunting of Anaheim... Twins prospectus... My feud with Ted Swerzler continues apace this week on I Hate the Media... Finding compet...

Bum Ankles In Memoriam Segment... Jose Ramirez straight steal of home on Aroldis Chapman... boring signings but they pick up the slack... Royce Lewis:Twins::Derek Jeter:Yankees... military school talk... Another installment of Yankees Schadenfreude... Wild Wolves Speculation... Antonio Brown: Worst Owner Ever... I Hate The Media: Georgia Football... We pitch Damian Lillard on being a wolf... We pa...

The worst audio we've ever had (so far)... Joe Ryan have you heard about this Joe Ryan fella?... Erotic Nightmare... Carson Wentz fuck off... Benioff and Weiss fuck off... Gulf War Era Veterans... Stupid interview questions... Live reactions to a triple ejection... Max Kepler sucks still... We love Royce Lewis... We miss CJ Cron and Eduardo Escobar... How we end the season... Arraez hits 400 and I...

A bit of unfocused Twins effusion... the craziest Twins finishes we've ever seen... Stealing home... Some social media advice for the Twins Radio broadcast... I want Emilio Pa-GONE... Kepler vs Nick Gordon... Paul Molitor is better at everything than Dan Gladden... The Jersey Devil is real... Rob Manfred suck my dick... Corey Lewandowski: The Twins' Minor League Phenom... A referendum on the relat...

The Lopez Arraez Trade... Talking around the Rays series... Max Kepler done did it again... Force-femming Anthony Bass... Paul Molitor as color commentator... JAMES SHIELDS??? Does the regular season matter? Dead weight and tough decisions... Hating Field of Dreams... Fuck Hobbits... Serbian nationalism: the straw stirring the drink for over 100 years... Russell Wilson, the new Mark Jackson... Nug...

Our longest episode yet... Managing expectations... A 500 team... Pitching highs and lows... Jim Souhan tries podcasting with Terry Ryan's dick in his mouth... Max Kepler greivance airing... A very brief NBA coaching carousel aside... The youth movement... NBA Finals Talk... The conventional wisdom chronicles... A brief explainer of the Serbian / Albainian conflict and how it might relate to the f...

We used new equipment! I cut over an hour of stuff! Consistent mediocrity... Gong or bell? Pitch clock vs entrance music... A baseball salary floor? An NBA coaching carousel aside... Early impressions of the rookies... Small Balldelli... Twins going to die in Detroit... Joe Ryan for Cy Young start the conversation... Trevor Bauer sucks... Jim Brown's "complicated" legacy... Comparing Dr Martin Lut...

A new thing where we decided to release a separate mini episode between recordings of stuff that didn't make the episodes. Imagine what kinda stuff didn't make the episodes! Like the following: The Silo! The Sopranos! Stephen Rannazzisi's location when the south tower got hit! More!

You know who else had 12 steady followers? We try to get to the bottom of the Dodgers series... What is the money for? Folks you hear about this? Emilio Pagan sucks! Phil Cuzzi's reign of terror continues... Dillon Bundy cuck? Bailey Ober the trebuchet... Stupid podcast hypothetical: which retired pitcher could've used Driveline the most? Fucking with the media and a phobia of second base... John...

When does a pizza become a pizza? Day-of butchered pork chops... Blood sausage... WAR what is it good for? RIP Mahle-sensei... Brock Stewart's Haunted Mansion... Remember Samwell Deduno? What if the Twins are bad on the road? What's going on in San Diego? The Buster Posey Award for Most Gruesome Injury Goes to... THE BATS... Money is meangingless... Why don't you stay in the infield, buddy? The AL...

Ugly wins, ugly losses... Chris Paddack vs Stephen Paddock... The verisimilitude of Uncut Gems... Orientalist double standards of injured play... Wander Franco Histrionics... Advice for Friends of the Fat... Don't know ball, don't know stats... Jack Morris is the worst... The Kepler Reverse Jinx... No More HR Celebrations... Trevor Bauer making friends... Brent Frankenrooker... AAA Vibe Check... F...

I messed up and deleted the back half of the episode. You missed a bunch of rambling basketball complaints. We'll make it up to you. This is a free show. You haven't paid a red cent, so I don't want to hear a peep out of you. Twins ambivalence... Mocking NY patriotism again... Domingo German wife beater and baseball cheater... A dramatic reading of Max Scherzer's ejection... RFK Jr talk... We are...

I recorded this the day after a 15-hour day at work. Cut us some slack. My gf makes a cameo appearance. Topics include: Twins blowouts, Timberwolves clusterfucks, Dr. Jill Biden being so hot she ruined her stepsons' lives, an excellent Sakura Genesis. People mocked: Everyone in New York, Ted Schwerzler, veterans, Dan Gladden, Rudy Gobert, the Internet Baseball Writers Association of America, Frank...

The Wolves persistance... Kyrie Maud'Dib... Seinfeld's the Shape of Water... Pitching giving us life... Some creative suggestions for Derek Jeter... THE BATS... Pitch Clock Time Dilation... A Fatwah on Diamond Spots... Only Minnesotans and Ohioans respect themselves... Enough with the goddamn Phillie himbo bullshit... watching afghanistan war movies on 4/20... Ken rosenthal takes the demon way in...

You cannot find better hockey commentary than on this podcast, and I'll leave it at that

We're back after all star break and are riffing about the dark knight rises, for example. Other topics include spring training, yelling at the timberwolves on the TV, hot takes about Christopher Nolan's batman trilogy.

We talk about the DLo For Mike Conley trade, with plenty of inane tangents and topics covered. Most importantly, I, Ray, correctly predicted the super bowl

Basketball! Wrestling! Documentaries! Gossip! Snide remarks!

In which we: discuss the compounding travesty at the Baseball Hall of Fame, e.g. Barry Bonds' disqualification, fake Twins fans; and the Bally Sports bankruptcy; speculate about what the Genesis Company might be; opine on Little Stevie Van Zandt and Michael A. Taylor; situational pitching management; crown Trevor May the hard dick savage of the week; put coasties on notice; appreciate Superman and...