The Bullshot! Podcast

Nintendo happened. The LAN happened. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Summer Game Fest has come to an end, and video games are gonna be just fine. Glad we pulled through. Also, listen, it's definitely a Tinkerbell lady and a normal sized IT Crowd man, and I'm not afraid to say it! Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Had to have high, high hopes for a living Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision Always had high, high hopes Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I've decided I need to condition my kids by just wearing work goggles around the house. Occasionally, I will fill the goggles with a viscus fluid and tell my kids I can't talk right now because "Daddy is watching Avatar". I'll have them leave messages with a blow-up doll and tell them that's my digital persona. This is the future liberals want. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The darkness wanted me to buy an Headset, but I knew that the citizens of Appleview would all be punished if I did so. The headset would let me create bad video games, and the people of Mactown would have to play them. I had an idea for a Lemmings game, but I knew the citizens of Jobsville would hate it. It's not a headset, it's a cleverly named town. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Well, Sony happed. I cannot wait until we can just shorten Games as a Service to GaaS. Sony is putting us on the path to that, which is great. Not great? Dog Deer Death. We don't need anymore of that, thank you.

It's the MOST wonderful time of the year. Our lord and savior Geoff has descended from on high with the gift of video games. We talk about this week's(!) Sony conference, and then dive into June's announced conferences. FINALLY, VIDEO GAMES ARE HERE. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Zelda is good, Marvel Snap is bad(?), paint is expensive, and Fuck Cancer. https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I just want a head full of tubes. I want the outside world to have contact and immediate access to the deepest recesses of my skull. Build a beehive in my brain, nature. I need it!

Bobby Kotick and Phil Spencer walk into a bar. JUST KIDDING - THE UK BLOCKED THEM FROM DOING SO. Luckily, Spencer can ride high on the sucess of Redfall. Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/J2ryrCYB

You cannot see him, but you know he is there - sitting on this throne of darkness, just beyond the space where the shadows overtake the room. You approach, apprehensive. "What question have you?" His voice seems both incredibly quiet, and booming with the power of ten thousand Bon Jovi concerts. You step back - startled - but then compose yourself. You clear your throat "Ahem...sir....I...uh....I...

We have had back-to-back 100 year storms here in beautiful Illinois. As our buddy Brad says, "We are going to be the last generation that remembers normal weather." And he is right. Also, Diablo sucks. What the hell were you all thinking in '96?

And, frankly, better for it. It was getting in the way of important business - like releasing podcasts on time.

He's making a list. He's checking it twice. Gonna figure out a way to get rid of this awful beer my god it tastes like pine needles what is wrong with you people?

There will be a viewing next Thursday. He will be laid to rest in the appropriate way: Sweet, Cheese, Dipped.

This Podcast is a Comedy-lite. Watch Andor 1-3 and then listen to this: https://amorecivilizedage.net/43-kassa-that-would-be-me-reckoning-andor-01-03

Listen, everyone has an Animal Kingdom, most folks have a Hollywood Studios. It's rarer, but there are still plenty of folks with Magic Kingdoms. But to have all 4? That IS a Pretty Hate Machine.

Someone once called time a flat circle, and that's probably accurate. People are talking about American Football, Dead Space is the best game of the year, and we are LANing again. Thanks for listening to our new podcast, Bullshot. We hope to have a website up soon.

Now that we have shed the Freshman 250, we can start again. Our New Game Plus. We carry all the gear from our first 250 episodes into this new playthrough.

250 of this goddamned trainwreck. This episode we travel back in time to 2008 and talk about hit titles like Dead Space and Modern Warfare 2. We also give you a complete rundown of why no one cares about DC.

It's been a tumultuous week for the boys, but they have written the full 2023 season of Bullshot. Enjoy the season premiere where we kill off one of the main characters! We also talk about Josh Duhamel for whatever reason. Also, have you heard of this Fortnite game? It's by the folks who made Unreal, of all games. And, finally, it's the best looking Forza yet.

It's that time of the year again, friends. That's right, Plachy and Fish can objectively tell you the 10 best games of the year, what games to look forward to in 2023, and which Taylor Swift album is best. Listen to this, and you're set for the next 12 month.

It's the last show of the year, but not the end of the year show.

Ho Ho Ho. Look who it is. Is this the last episode of the year? Who can say. But I can say this: We hope that you have a wonderful holiday, however you choose to spend it.

Oh hello! It's good to see you again. Yeah, I have been well, Thanksgiving was good, and I'm looking forward to the holidays. And you?