The Broken Lords Tabletop Podcast

Thrills and spills abound in the first Regal Wrangle of ESW's history!  The delusional legend Puff chases victory while chasing the proverbial dragon, all while laying waste to the Crimson Cultist.  Will Puff reclaim old glory or will he be reclaimed by his old vices?  Can being 1000 feet in the clouds make him high enough to be able to catch the Spirit of Saint Louis?  All this and more in the la...

Pandemonium floods through the eldritch ring as the Elder's chosen fight tooth and nail for the ultimate prize:  a main event title match at the CrownBreaker Classic.  Diamond Chloe, the fierce lioness of the Diamonds dynasty, enters the ring, her eyes on a shot for gold.  But will the diamonds in her eyes manifest into precious metals around the waist, or will it be an unfounded investment?  Find...

The Unger Dynasty hungers to sink their jaws into glory of by-gone days, but will Puff make their plans go up in smoke?  Tune in as your favourite totally non-cosmic horror cult front wrestling promotion gives you the play by play!

Tensions fly as the the rivalry between the Spirit of St. Louis and Moonshine Jack soars to new heights.  Tired of the aerial zeitgeist's passive aggressive fly-by insults, the mountain madman retaliates in kind, vowing to put the ghost in the earth once and for all.  The time draws closer as a new sacrifice enters the squared circle.

In part one of the main event, Kyle Ultra wrestles against three of the "finest" wrestlers ESW has to offer in a Falls Count Anywhere Four Way Dance.  Will Kyle show the crowd his Ultra instinct or is this his ultimate match?  Special guest Max "The Hunger" Unger is special guest commentator for what should be a "modern day classic"!

Part 2 of the Four Way Dance.  Kyle Ultra is offered a nebulous deal.  ESW appears to be more than it seems...

Huff The Magic Drakon chases his dragons while attempting to chase a career come-back against the vaporwave crocodilian monstrosity Crocodile Bot with special guest Hollywood MMA star Kyle Ultra on the mic. Will Huff win back the fans or will his only score be the fading lights of his future?

Kyle Ultra is summoned by the mysterious cabal to take care of the bland babyface Matt Grappler. Will Matt be able to keep hold of his life? What is George's angle? This and more on the latest episode.

A chain-gang group of specialist criminals are given a hard bargain:  save a VIP from a terrorist infested building and reduce their jail sentence, or perish doing one final gig.  Either way, the chips are stacked and the house holds all the cards.

The hover car is broken, their handler knocked unconscious, and the timer counting down, Zed Team reaches out to some old friends; many of which seem unhappy to hear from them.   Cobra Spike attempts social outreach by trying to schmooze with some gangers, Joey Cyberspace verbally wrestles with the rhetorical sledgehammer that is Flatline, and Bao Bao tries to butter up the smoothest gear-head in...

The infiltration plan made, Cobra strikes a deal with the Seekers gang for safe(r) passage into the Benson building.  Meanwhile, Joey investigates security nodes and discovers secrets inside the building's matrix.  Bao Bao attempts reconnaissance on the 5th floor with his drone to mixed results.  

Kobra extracts a package for his old friend and informant Buggy Moe, Joey Cyberspace conducts the electronic orchestra, and Ricky Smooth makes his debut appearance.  Will Zed Team survive the extraction?  What's in the mysterious package?  Why is the future so gaudy?

Zed Team makes their way to the top of the Benson building.  What lies at the top floor?  Who is pulling the strings?  Will they extract the VIP before their bomb collars explode?  Will the hover car be fixed in time?  Also, why is everything chunky salsa?

Lead flies and targets are neutralized in this thrilling conclusion to the mini-series!  Zed Team confirms the location of the VIP package on the 10th floor, locked in the diabolical clutches of the AAZ.  Will they be able to take the corrupt media conglomerate offline in order to save Mr. Redmond?  Surprises abound as midnight burns and the chrome flies!

Sit down, traveler, and I shall spin you a tale of legends in the making.

100 years before the events of A Gate At The Hearth, a group of miscreants embark to reveal and steal the secrets of the conservatory at the top of the hill.

The band of misfits crawl deeper into the observatory to discover the secret inside, where they wrestle strong philosophical dilemmas such as:  If all are the guards are dead, does that count as sneaking? Also, what is step 1?

The team descends into the underbelly of the observatory, but revelations lie inside the entrails of the building.

The party discusses the fine nuances of pottery and slink deeper into the conservatory.  I never said pots, Socks.  The tapes don't lie.  Free Zoob of this unfair accusation with the tag #ClayGate

The goon squad finds new reasons why they hate pottery and architecture.  

The band descends into the bowels of the conservatory to find...more reasons why they should just leave.

The thieves discover the source that lurks in the heart of the tower and realize that their fates are forever tied to the future of the doomed town.

Some days you have to get results....on a budget.  In times like these, you should probably call someone else. Also our first podcast episode ever.  

Silas catches up with his old boxing and war buddy, Mahuut, under the guise of getting back into the ring.  But will Silas be knocked out before the bell even rings?  Also, Snakeamagog purchases some totally legal wares while Click-Clack and the rest of the gang gather information and vantage points on the casino.

The Colonel rallies the troops and envisions a plan for the infiltration team.  Meanwhile, the corporations zero in on our specialists.  Will the A-Team prevail?