The Brock & Dalby Show

Did you hear the Leafs are out? I don't think Brock knew. He knows now. Also, who's the toughest cereal mascot? All the tough questions today... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Some people just ruin it for everyone man. Also, if you're going to leave a message about us being wrong, you better be right...  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

9 out of 10 economists will tell you, feet are inflation proof. Plus, staying strapped up with an airhorn, and some classic BaD Clips from Dalby at home.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We have official, irrefutable proof that hot dogs save lives! Speaking of still being alive, the Leafs aren't dead yet. Oh, and The Rock pees in bottles. So that's weird. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You think gas prices are bad? When's the last time you took out a loan and bought some deodorant? Also, the future is bright with cheating geniuses.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Dalby got the most bizarre compliment off the air today, so we're sharing it here. Also, we met all the Brocks! And the Leafs aren't dead yet...  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Ontario is getting rid of sick notes, so we've got the Top 5 best excuses to get out of stuff like work. Plus, the greatest OH YEAH of all time, cause it's Time To Party.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Fist fights in the workplace, horrific food pranks, and the story of how Dalby almost ran over an old lady, no matter what he tries to say happened.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Dalby went down the Pearson Gold Heist rabbit hole, and now has big ideas. Oh, and someone left their toupee in an Uber last year, and we have questions.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

They say computers know us better than we know ourselves these days, but Brock's might be out of line. Also, every kid has made a VROOM noise, but why? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Dalby created a special custom song just for Brock, and the Toronto Maple Leafs, after a pretty terrible Game 1 of the playoffs. Also, how far would you go to go, you know? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We've found humanity's low point with the first AI Beauty Pageant coming soon. Plus, New York needs someone to sterilize all the rats, if you've got the balls... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

An entire generation may never know what it was like to pick a toy out of the Red Lobster treasure chest, but why was there nothing for adults? Oh, and your smoke detector battery is low. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You've never heard Shakespeare the right way, until you've heard it with a Canadian accent. Also, are you a cushy camper? Or do you go in raw?  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There are sayings people use every day that make absolutely no sense when you think about it. Also, you're not from a small town, stop telling people you are.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It's dangerous to eat while you're behind the wheel, but some foods are deadly no matter where you are. Also deadly, Tiger Woods out of the rough at the Masters.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We're all in agreement that Papa Smurf was a cult leader, right? Like, the signs were all there... Also, if you're listening to this, and you own a Canadian airline, you probably suck. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Today's youth will never understand paying $5 for a footlong, or the joy of a Toonie on a Tuesday. Plus, the people who made THAT popcorn bucket are sorry for what they unleashed.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If you could communicate with birds, you'd use that power for evil, right? Be honest. Also, who owns left behind beers? A throwback about gum in all the wrong places, and what's on your road rage playlist?  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You might not like it, but a lot of folks have seen your bits at some point. Also, anyone up for a milk jug full of vodka? Maybe at a party full of Brocks? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Thank God the eclipse is today, because we're over it. But first, a warning about using your phone to watch the sun, and a fun chat about burns.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

How do you tell your neighbor they're way too loud in bed without making it awkward? Or, is that exactly how you tell them? Also, don't stare at the 3825ing sun. Thanks.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Rumors are swirling that Linkin Park is going to have a new female lead singer, and we have just the lady! Also, call your mom. She misses you.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Turns out, there are some really bizarre museums and Halls Of Fame around the world. Plus, one of Brock's famous songs, and the inside SCOOP on the world's least reliable ice cream machine.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Everybody's got a price, so what would yours be to get us tattooed on your face? Also, some minutes just feel longer than others... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233