The Bro Show with Them Daniel Boys

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Jon’s Catching Up Baseball Report * Lizard Story: Chameleons Are Weird and Lizard King Beer [6:20] * Word: Refugium [16:19] * Two Takes: Security Breach at Clark Street [17:49] * Groaners [24:07] SYNOPSIS How long is a chameleon’s tongue? Why does Jon drink so often on holiday shows? Is the Refugium a better approach to conservation? Will one of the bros face another suspension...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: The Marine Iguana [6:25] * Word: Coulrophobia [12:13] * Two Takes: Jon’s Dysphoria [13:24] * Groaners [22:01] SYNOPSIS Why did Darwin hate marine iguanas? What type of convention should a coulrophobic avoid? Does Jon have dysphoria dysphoria? Why does Jon keep making viagra-related groaners? This 22 minute episode of The Bro Show will provide answers. PHOTOBOMB SP...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: The Geiko Gecko and the Genius Behind It [1:40] * Word: Aphorism [10:50] * Two Takes: The Right to Repair Capitulation and Apple’s PR Failure [14:35] * Groaners [27:37] SYNOPSIS Is the Geico Gecko even a gecko? Did you think an aphorism was something that happened to your brain after sneezing? Is Apple’s new right to repair policy a sign of the apocalypse to come?...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Another Body Double [3:04] * Word: Hearken [11:52] * Two Takes: Myths of Thanksgiving [12:38] * Groaners [27:54] SYNOPSIS Why do films featuring lizards change their species? Is there any difference between “hearken” and “harken”? Is anything we know about Thanksgiving accurate? Did Jon just say “put some lead in your pencil”? This 32 minute Thanksgiving episode o...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: The Bearded Dragon [3:04] * Word: Decry [11:52] * Two Takes: No Porn Here [12:38] * Groaners [27:54] SYNOPSIS Why would you want to have a pet dragon? When should you not decry censorship? How can a gender explainer/memoir become pornography? Did you know turkeys had a favorite desert? This 28 minute episode of The Bro Show is certain to satisfy your curiosity. PH...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: The Giant Gila Monster Movie [5:50] * Word: Exigent [16:55] * Two Takes: Is Hallmark God Lite? [18:36] * Groaners [33:26] SYNOPSIS How often does a movie star lizard have a body double? Why is hurry not a worry for said lizard? Why is Hallmark shy about God, but not LGBT characters? Will the groaners make little Rosie happy? This 32 minute episode of The Bro Show...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Lizard People Conspiracies [4:18] * Word: Sunset, Twilight and Dusk [8:18] * Two Takes: Daylight Savings Time? Really? [15:13] * Groaners [22:11] SYNOPSIS How many people believe there are Lizard People among us? Do you know the difference between sunset, twilight and dusk? Why do we even have Daylight Savings Time? Can the boys do the groaners without Vince? This...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Lizards Decimated by Feral Cats [3:38] * Word: Recidivism [10:10] * Two Takes: Pell in Prison Promising [11:25] * Groaners [21:24] SYNOPSIS How many lizards can a cat eat in one day? Is there a way to keep offenders from reoffending? Are prisoners any different than other students? This 22 minute episode of The Bro Show with Those Daniels Boys will fill in the bla...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: The Lizard – Nemesis of Spider Man [3:03] * Word: Jacobin [8:18] * Two Takes: Brother to a Dragonfly [10:58] * Groaners [24:41] SYNOPSIS How do you stop The Lizard and his telepathic reptile army? Defining a Jacobin is dicey, but can you find the Jacobin in a story? How can one man be on MLK’s Council for Racial Equality and also be Chaplain to the KKK? This 24 mi...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Geckskin [5:28] * Word: Conflagration [9:59] * Two Takes: The Cannabis Question [12:31] * Groaners [27:35] SYNOPSIS How can a gecko help Jon hang his pictures? What would you call an out-of-control fire? Why does cannabis need to be legalized on a federal level in the U.S.? Listen to this 27 minute episode of The Bro Show with Those Daniels Boys for endocannabinoi...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Komodo Dragon Part 2 [5:31] * Word: Ululation [13:07] * Two Takes: Info Indigestion [15:32] * Groaners [24:15] SYNOPSIS Are Komodo Dragon handbags even a thing? After hearing Jerry ululate, should we question his gender? How are Alex Hamilton and bagel toasters related? Listen to this 24 minute episode of The Bro Show with Those Daniels Boys for answers. PHOTOBOMB...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Komodo Dragon Part 1 [3:56] * Word: Diffident [10:31] * Two Takes: The Team • The Player • The Play [12:36] * Groaners [25:55] SYNOPSIS Does a 10-foot, 300-pound lizard really need to be venomous? What was John Lennon doing in Bermuda? How can anyone think baseball in 2021 has been boring? Don’t let curiosity kill your cat! Listen to this 25 minute episode of The...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Sleepy Lizard Love Story [3:01] * Word: Leitmotif [10:31] * Two Takes: the Moo Loo [13:04] * Groaners [20:13] SYNOPSIS Is a lizard be capable of devotion? What do Eisenhower and Wagner have in common? Can a bovine be potty trained? Consider the above carefully before listening to this 22 minute episode of The Bro Show with Those Daniels Boys. PHOTOBOMB SPONSOR Thi...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Sticky Toes [4:17] * Word: Antipodean [9:19] * Two Takes: Family Roe [11:21] * Groaners [25:59] SYNOPSIS A gecko can walk up your wall because of his specialized toes. Are they really sticky? Russell Crowe is a total antipodean. This week’s Word will tell you why. The things most of us do not know about the “Roe” part of Roe v. Wade are mind-boggling. On a lighter...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Iguanas in Your Toilet [3:06] * Word: Emetophobia [9:13] * Two Takes: What Is Life Worth? [11:37] * Groaners [28:46] SYNOPSIS If you have a fear of sitting on your toilet seat, you may have heard our Lizard Story . If you are flying in a plane and find yourself eye-balling that elongated bag in the seat back, you may be familiar with this week’s Word . The bros gi...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Lizard Spit for Guitars [3:37] * Word: Maisonette [8:28] * Two Takes: Smashburger Smackdown [10:48] * Groaners [24:26] SYNOPSIS Believe it or not, lizards and guitars are linked by spit! This week’s word is not a small bricklayer. Jon taste-tests and analyzes burgers from three Chicago fast food joints offering a Smashburger. Jerry got full credit for correctly an...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Zoo Adopts Baby Horned Lizards [5:18] * Word: Imbroglio [9:19] * Two Takes: Llama Therapy [13:42] * Groaners [21:00] SYNOPSIS Due to mounting pressure from the Bro Show’s push for Lizard rights, a Texas zoo adopts two horned lizards. The Brothers are the perfect example for this week’s Word . When there’s a labor/management conflict, who ya gonna call? A llama!! T...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: An Unknown Delicacy [2:49] * Word: Insanity [9:42] * Two Takes: What Did You Expect? [16:58] * Groaners [27:02] SYNOPSIS This week’s Lizard Story requires a strong stomach and a total disregard for lizard rights under the Galapagos Convention. You may think you know who defined the Word , but you probably do not. Harry Truman said “The only thing new under the sun...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Dog-sized Lizard Invades U.S. [4:19] * Word: Concertina [11:53] * Two Takes: This Changes Everything? [16:58] * Groaners [26:57] SYNOPSIS Hear about a Lizard that got tired of being an accessory, so it decided to invade the U.S. This week’s Word is most definitely NOT a small concert. Will anything end gender bias in the film making industry? The boys offer Two Ta...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Tale of Two Lizards [4:01] * Word: Subvention [7:26] * Two Takes: The Creation of the Humanoids [10:50] * Groaners [24:48] SYNOPSIS There is an Aesop’s Fable for every animal on Earth, including Lizards ! This week’s Word seems pieced together like the Frankenstein monster, but it’s for real. The Brothers have two VERY different takes on a film non-classic. Lastly...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: You Do Not Have a Lizard Brain [2:48] * Word: Clarion [9:40] * Two Takes: The Social Dilemma [15:12] * Groaners [25:55] SYNOPSIS This is the episode where everything is its opposite, like Bizzaro George in that episode of Seinfeld . We do not have a lizard’s brain in our human brain. A clarion call is not a clear call but a jarring one. We are not customers of Fac...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Is It a Monster? [2:48] * Word: Sic [9:40] * Two Takes: That Explains a Lot [15:12] * Groaners [25:55] SYNOPSIS If the name of your species had the word “monster” in it, how easy would your life be? Meet this week’s Lizard to find out! One three-letter Word can explain why the text preceding it may be misspelled OR that same word can tell a spiny anteater to chow...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Best Pet Lizard [1:50] * Word: Sabbatical [11:17] * Two Takes: Texas (Can’t) Hold ‘Em [15:57] * Groaners [29:10] SYNOPSIS What Lizard would suit you as a pet? Think “insurance.” The week’s Word originally meant that we had every seventh year off! Why did the Texans cross the state line? The answer found in Two Takes is not a punch line. Speaking of answers, was Je...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: Let’s Go Shopping! [3:59] * Word: Shipping [9:32] * Two Takes: Mask Addiction [11:18] * Groaners [22:11] * Coda [23:38] SYNOPSIS Discover why a six-foot monitor Lizard when shopping in a Thailand convenience store. Word : relationship shipping has been going on for a very long time. As usual, the bros have Two Takes on why folks become mask dependent. One of this...

SEGMENTS & LINKS: * Lizard Story: The Season of the Lizard Begins [3:56] * Word: Twerking [12:52] * Two Takes: Umps Get Frisky [19:23] * Groaners [31:02] SYNOPSIS The Daniels Boys begin their ninth season with a tribute to a newly designated animal: The Lizard . Folks are doing it atop police cars in Chicago and newly minted destroyers in Australia, and it’s this week’s Word ! Jon and Jerry give t...