The Brian McCarthy Interview Show

This week we talk about the difference between keistering and suitcasing and why all the women in Hollywood have such tight alien faces.  Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we give Hollywood Howard a makeover and solve most of the world's problems. Watch the episode here to see how handsome he is.  Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk to Hanukkah Howard about his new-found acting career and why nothing tastes as good as thin looks.  Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about friendship breakups and why Chollos in New Mexico are tired of raping Brian. Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about and why Brian's wife thought he blew a guy and we think Tom Segura should keep his thoughts about pastries to himself. Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about the most embarrassing thing we ever masturbated to and takle one of the worst "Would You Rather" scenerios of all time.  Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about how to become a Hollywood houseboy and the time Brian roasted Billy Baldwin.   Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about cheap real estate in the Caribbean and next week's high profile guest.  Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk to Tricia Wise about why there should be an invite only dating app for sex workers and how hot a guy has to be to give us an STI.  Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about cryogenically freezing our heads and the fun group of guys that run Brian's building. Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk to Stacey Prussman about what IS and ISN'T the Hamptons and the medical condition that makes your penis look like a burnt marshmallow.  Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about how to avoid getting scammed on the TikTok shop and the time Brian went on a date with a gay Italian guy he met at the deli counter. Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about weird Japanese fashion and why the Saudis chopped off Louie CK's jack off hand. Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about how Brian accidentally got into Shane Gillis's head and why all tourist attractions are just frozen daiquiris and cover bands.   Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about why Bobby Flay wants brian to cool it and how airport altercations in the south are WAY different from on the east coast.  Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about the time that Gallagher sneezed in Brian's Sunday gravy and why everything's better while smoking crack. Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about where to find the most attractive church volunteers and Cabella's return policy for camping showers. Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about when being gay was still a thing you could catch and listening to a celebrity memoir that's so bad you want to throw your phone out the window. Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about the best strip club chicken fingers in the city and how to get a free ride by taking off your pants. Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about the acceptable amount of gratuity to expect for counter service and why Brian is the new Andy Rooney.  Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about why it's easier to impersonate a sheriff when you're really handsome and how prison rape is never as fun as they make it look in the movies. Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about things that really chap our hides, including but not limited to: baseball hats, toupees, deadbeat dads and loud music in public! Follow Brian on  Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about what coupon code you need to get the show business discount and how teenage boys never have any game.  Follow Brian on Threads ,  Instagram  and  X  - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at  patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk about what not to do in front of your comedy friends and the most exclusive green room in central Texas.  Follow Brian on Threads ,   Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy . 

This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about when people wore suits to the ballgame and why you can't be off the grid in a cul-de-sac. Follow Brian on Threads ,   Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy .