The Book of Murdoc

RC traffic, powerball tipping, political violence, sasquatch, tesla bodies, amputations, parenting problems,fat bear season, lock in season, taxidemy, facial hair, Supertramp and Luke Bryan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Were back! Guess that animal, fursonas, rockies dogs, kangaroo maps, cop stories, liver comas, Joe Camel, note taking, skinner farts, Gavin Newsome hair, back to theme songs of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Encore songs, shock collar jeopardy, turkey gravy drinking, Homoerotic trump, girl fights, Brad Pitts mom, horse tax returns, feeding pets to zoos, phones listening to you, animals at the rally, sex toys at WNBA games, German reality tv and dinosaur tattoos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*apologies in advance for the audio quality* Parking passes, Saltburns first rally, alligator Alcatraz, hells angels, police presence, flip flop advice, hot teachers, den of Zyn, Lizzo, coffins, breastmilk and confederate flags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang watches part one of Dances With Wolves. (Murdoc note - I dunno. We're workin out the kinks, but we'll get there.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got leads! We pave the Squilk Road. The Saltburn Slappers. Not even Ozzy's death saved that Coldplay CEO. Bucket hat accords. The busiest summer Amity Island's ever seen! Tractor pullin'. Bucket hat resurfaces. Mr Skagway. Irene's Tab Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Juice bars, Bryan Adams, Best spot to go neckin in Alcester, Prom themes, Emma Watson, Tentatively Missing, Ride the Culver's Vibe, Travolta Thirst Trap, Are we doing ads? Washable couches, Deadly rickshaws, Giant beaver corrections. THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: NordVPN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baby Jessica, Giant beavers, State fossils, Swamp crotch, Smelly airplane passengers, Mount Rushmore of movie badasses, Belle rodeos, Bottle rocket drive-by's, Grandmas horse, Did we finally pick a movie? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot hunks thoughts, In-Ear Headphones, Edna, Saltburn look alike, First responders attacking, Hamster league, Sex offender interviews, Daisy Duke, Song of the summer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Schnapps stops, Naked tricycle memories, The Sweet Bread Prince, Liver king, Fake dentists, Alpaca weddings, Smells, Office fridge update, Let's do a fat line and shoot some lizards, This week's Patreon Song Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mormons, Amazon, Lawn mowing, life-saving sea lions, gizzard update, Alien invasions, Miami Vice, Fathers day underwear, Kinky sewing machines. Tbh, the fact that any of you are joining a Patreon shocks me. It means the world, and I'm eternally grateful that you are here. Find some healthier hobbies, though. Patreon.com/MURDOCJ NordVPN.com/Slice25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Patreon Bits. The other Swedish Chef. You can't deport The Boss. Chucky died. Rainbow Bridges. Where's my helicopter? BoM Squad? Welcome Nord VPN! Kinda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watch 1996's Great White Hype, Share stories, Figure out who producer Jakob looks like, Hot school teachers, Renting movies from the TV, Fashion friendly clothes for husky fellas, All new patreon in the works ! Patreon.com/MurdocJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Return of the Petey. My Senator friends. Back at it with the sponsor stories. Alternative Mt Dew flavors. RIP Morris the Gator. Date My Age ads, Reality TV stereotypes, Sperm races, Baby T-Rex. Lincoln's high pitch voice. Clemenza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Middle school shenanigans. Lupe Fiasco. Airplane deals. I'm not saying he's innocent. False positive lesbians. Personal Injury ads going hard in the paint. Amazon bought Bond. Murdoc at the Movies. (with Petey) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hard No Game. The new kid swings for the fences. The show goes on because it's 11:30. Production is a sandwich. Calderas. Vegas stories. SNL 50th. Skijoring fashion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the new Jakob. Green chilis. Thanks to jennpduckytattoos for Wild Billy Reubens. Thank you Frank Black for meeting the bar. Old gay hangs. Smarf's is a must. Giddy Up Jingle Horse, It's Stock Show time! Warm the broth. Hot or Not was a thing that existed. I can get you kangaroo meat by Tuesday. If the horizon is in the middle... Halftime Shows. Fat and Skinny Drew Carey. Hosted on Acast. See...

Hot Dahmer is (temporarily) leaving. He'll be back, I can call these things. Jay Mohr is back! Adventures in Death Valley! Christmas texts to Austin. 1987 Pops. Jobs I could do in Fallout. Bunker promotions and woes. The 'Airport Beer.' Craps heaters. Shout out to the Happy Burro in Beatty. Florida's internet. Terry Ree stories. Gross AI Milk ads. Best Wishes Hot Dahmer. I didn't realize this is 6...

Pre-Holiday - sneak it in on a Friday episode. Know Your Presidents. The Smells. The Morning Show. Farming Simulators and Cocaine. We gotta start listening to Dan. Thot Squad! Landman. Billy Bob movies you should take in. It's ok to not be ok! Eggs. Old Bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.