The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

What do you get when you put 3 trans porn stars and 1 straight porn star in a room with The Bonfire? Confusion and chaos ensues as cast of "The Lust Files" try to talk all at once. Jacob is still mad at being called a "simp." Jay tries to take everyone to the Justin Timberlake show. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @lou...

Some beaches have a "Fat Beach Day" where the overweight can feel free and easy. Jay and Bobby aren't really down with this special day. The hilarious Raanan Hershberg considers going on Ozempic. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfir...

It's DJ Lou's milestone birthday and Jay has him phone his twin brother to compare dongs. Jacob promotes a listener's business and gets accused of being a simp for The Bonfire spokesmodel. Jacob takes the criticism pretty hard. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to list...

The Celtics are NBA champs and even the players aren't that excited. An NFL player gets outrun by a prostitute. Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI and that makes the gang want to go see his music live. The band Creed is performing in the next studio and a comparison to Pearl Jam ensues. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkel...

Sal Vulcano hangs out for the whole show. Bobby plays a hilarious old video of The Tenderloins; the comedy troupe that would later become The Impractical Jokes. Christine's dog humps her leg and she puts music behind it. Jay has new color of nail polish. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to...

Justin Silver shows Bobby what it's like to make out with him on ecstasy. The woman who won the Miss Alabama pageant is plus-sized and Jay does a PowerPoint presentation on her weight problem. Jacob longs for the time when supermodels looked like little boys. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscri...

Comic Sal Vulcano returns with stories of drunk people in his stand-up audience. A video of Jerry Seinfeld dealing with a protester prompts the guys to do their best impressions of him. Bob and Sal both had experiences where they were disappointed by Seinfeld. Jay just got home from the Fully Loaded Tour with Bert Kreischer and has to talk about the art of comedy with musicians. FOLLOW THE CREW ON...

The guys in the room compare nipples and tell stories of pooping in bodies of water. Jacob unearths a video of Michael Jackson screaming for Thriller. Jay goes through the Nick Carter allegations and adores images of the Backstreet Boys soaking wet. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to Siri...

Paul Virzi is filling in for Big Jay as Bob takes callers about Kevin Spacey. Bob is the only person who takes the side of Spacey amidst his grouping allegations. Sarah Tollemache hangs out to chat about remaking popular movies with casts of all women. Bob recalls his Tonight Show appearance with Jimmy Fallon. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoa...

Mike Finoia gets into a musical discussion about Green Day that leads into stripper stories. Mike explains how vile a "stag party" can be. Bobby spins a yarn about a threesome with another comedian. Jay gets friendly with a sex worker and doesn't have sex. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe...

Marine and survivalist Donny Dust joins the Bonfire to talk about his heart attack, living in a cave, and fighting overseas. Donny is Bobby's favorite guy to follow on social media and his hero. Before Donny comes in, the crew argues who is more attractive; Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkelly...

Bob thinks he has the best oral skills to satisfy a women. Everyone demonstrates their licking style including Josh Adam Meyers. Bert Kreischer posts a video that has Jay looking like a young goofball. Jay describes his fashion choices growing up. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to Sirius...

Jay writes his last will and testament on the air. Christine fights for a percentage and a man named Gil gets a lot of Jay's stuff. Everyone on the show has a "guy" or inspirational hero. Christine's guys seems to be a bigger knob than the rest. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM...

A listener accuses Bob of being too right-wing. Rachel Feinstein does old-timey voices that make Bobby die laughing to the dismay of Jay. Jacob follows a dandy gentlemen to learn how to be a man. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfir...

Bob has fond memories of working with a special man named Lenny in his younger years. Jay discovers that Bobby has a "Green Mile" method for curing mental handicaps. Jacob will not have sex with a gorgeous woman because she has a disability. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Pod...

Jay plans an insane radio contest to give away Loserville tickets. The Loserville Tour is Limp Bizkit with Corey Feldman and the Bonfire gang will be there as fans! They review other opening acts of this musical circus. Jay schools Bobby on the correct way to buy concert tickets. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwit...

Justin Silver calls in to give Jacob advice on hair care and also to entice him to join a group of nude, male models. Bob walks into the show wearing his new Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses. Talk of television theme songs leads to Bobby belting out a tune. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to Si...

The great Colin Quinn is live in-studio to hear the gang tell stories of Rolling Stones concert. Jay, Bobby, Christine, and friends saw The Stones in New Jersey, surrounded by drunks and hams. Bob's son Max rates the attendees on their likability. Colin's latest special "Our Time Is Up" is out on YouTube now! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoak...

Kim Congdon's mom calls in asking Bobby for some sugar. Jay is still trying to decipher Terrence Howard's space math, but moves on to the topic of Kevin Spacey's brother. Kim gets assaulted in virtual reality while her deep-voiced boyfriend looks on. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to Sir...

Jay dives into the Kevin Spacey documentary that paints him as a monster. Jay revisits the time that authorities were called on him for disciplining his daughter. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early....

Actor Terrence Howard went on Joe Rogan to explain quantum physics. Comic Kim Congdon came on the Bonfire to explain basic math to the group. As the video of Rogan and Howard plays, Jay fact-checks every big word that is uttered. Kim brought her new boyfriend in studio and he makes a good impression. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @ro...

The Bonfire's favorite homie and foodie, Josh Adam Meyers returns with delicious gifts. Josh had a date go bad with a woman who brought a friend along . Jay and Bobby describe what it's like being a comedian on a cruise ship. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen...

Bonfire Court is in session as Jacob tries to explain his feelings to Big Jay and it continues to be awkward. They had an on-air argument last week about the temperature in the studio. So they will settle their dispute on the air. Jay revisits the movie Poor Things in which Emma Stone has lots and lots of sex. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoa...

The great Ali Siddiq has nine kids, an uncle who's a pimp, and may not enjoy a video of a man having sex with a gas pump. Big Jay is ill, so he texts questions for Ali from his sickbed. Andy Fiori guest hosts as Bobby tells a tale of a massage he once got from a 70-year-old. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee...

Jacob is still angry with Jay from yesterday and DJ Lou offers an A.I. apology. America's amigo Mike Finoia hangs for conversation about actors who find Jesus, cuddling with your woman, narcolepsy, and movies before streaming. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to liste...