The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Jay tells the story of a time that he knocked out a guy on the street. Christine has a conflicting version of the story implying the guy was not much of a challenge. Bobby gives advice on how to punch someone out. He reads an article about drone attacks incorrectly and thinks that Iraq is fighting New Jersey. The guys share umbrella etiquette because it's pouring on NYC at the moment. *To hear the...

Bobby and his wife love their coffee so much that they bought a new espresso machine and tested it out all night long. Jay painted his nails pink again to the dismay of Bob. He also dislikes a pork product that absolutely everyone loves. Bob has a griddle to cook on and teaches the gang what Bisuteki is all about. Jay makes a song about drones flying over New Jersey. *To hear the full show to go w...

The music of Stephen Wilson Jr. was so good the other day that Jay was moved to sing in country style about his life in 1994. Bob has yet another dangerous incident on the subway with a vagrant. This prompts Jay to spring into action and assemble The Flames Of Justice! The Flames would be a vigilante group of just Jay and Bob, and will patrol the NYC subways to stop violent attacks. Jacob gets sur...

Lucas Rossi, Jay's rock star friend, made an earnest cover of Corey Feldman's Comeback King. Jamie Foxx came out with a new Netflix special that calls itself a comedy. Jay plays examples of how it is more like black church than a stand-up special. Foxx recounts the emotions and steps he endured after suffering a stroke. He brings his daughter out to play guitar and sing with him. The show is short...

Jay goes to a Wu-Tang Clan show and Justin Silver flakes out on attending. Jay calls him to verify his excuse. Bob teaches Jay about Sniffies which is a site that just shows the bodies of hot men and not their faces. The term "pump and dump" is used and Bob educates the listeners about its meaning. Jay and Christine reveal that they are moving to New Jersey. UFO drones are spotted flying in the Ga...

Musician Stephen Wilson Jr meets Bobby and Jay for the first time. Stephen has a unique style that is not limited to country lovers. He tells the guys of his career as a scientist for a chocolate company when he was struggling to make it. Stephen has a new album called "Son of Dad" that has made him a star in Nashville. He performs three songs for the Bonfire and blows the roof off the place! *To...

The guys invent a sexy new martial arts sport that is also porn. Jay has all kinds of thoughts on the new Yacht Rock documentary on Max. This leads him to pull up video of men having sex on a boat and declaring that he has floppy bear body. Jay recalls separate times he was slighted by both Questlove and Machine Gun Kelly. Bob watches a Thundercat video and believes that the actor in it is armless...

With Big Jay off on a secret gig, Ari Shaffir enters like a wrecking ball and takes a personal phone call on the air. Andrew Dice Clay is on his phone and proceeds to spread Christmas cheer to the gang! Bobby revisits his Cuban vacation with Ari, arguing over things they already argued about while on the trip. Things get heated and voices get raised. They clarify their stories about bathing Gypsie...

Comic Katherine Blanford learns about the fat guy on the show "What's Happening?" She has a new special out called "Catholic Cowgirl" on 800 Pound Gorilla. Jay and Bobby want to buy pleather pants to wear for Christmas. Katherine teaches them about the part of the body called a muffuletta. She claims that she has a lazy, athletic body and bad stomach. Bobby refuses to believe her and stares at her...

The guest list at Bobby's Thanksgiving included Jim Norton, Big Jay, and their ladies. They made the trek up to his house in the mountains and enjoyed the holiday except for one person who passed out. They got to see the lavish accommodations that Bob's son Max enjoys. Jay brings authentic cheesesteaks back from Philly. A Boston vs Philly steak sandwich argument ensues. Bob has a problem with hot...

Jay has a sex playlist and a shower playlist. He believes that some music can only be enjoyed in the dark. Bob panics Jay and Christine because of the tone of his texts. It has recently been reported that Beethoven has African roots and Jay creates a new character named Black Beethoven. Bob educates the group on which snow blowers and leaf blowers to purchase. Back in the day, Bob was on a few epi...

Bob has a Facebook Marketplace addiction and bought himself an instructional album on how to dance like John Travolta. Jay also wants to jump in on the disco action. Jay hurts Bob's feelings by criticizing his sweatsuits. Chris Faga & Robbie Bernstein have specials out now on YouTube. They help the guys create a new food truck idea which favors Armenian chicken and rice. *To hear the full show to...

Jay relives his early stand up days when he played a song and undressed for the crowd. Dave Temple and Derek Gaines discuss comedians that used gimmicks like using music cues in their act. They all take bad advice when they first started out in comedy. Bobby and Derek were recently hanging out at the Comedy Cellar and were snapping on new comics like the old days. Dave and Derek are currently on t...

Marilyn Manson has a new song and Jay gives his thoughts on his hero's offering. Jay finds himself on an airplane with rapper Jadakiss yet again. Bob texts the crew TikTok reels to play on the show and his collection has gotten so large that Christine formed a database. Find out if Jamie Foxx has his own version of Freak-Offs. Bob asks Jacob if he is afraid of him. *To hear the full show to go www...

Jay plays a game where he scores party songs to video of horrific tragedies to show the power of music. Conversation of Pedro from The Real World comes up and as it turns out, Bobby was dating during the AIDS crisis. Jay gets inspired to change his fashion to that of a drag queen. He plays video games like Candy Crush and shows Bob how it's done. Black Lou shows off his Oculus vest and Jay sees it...

Jay has many little rituals when riding on an airplane. Adrienne Iapalucci returns and the guys teach her about "head to the glass" referring to Corey Holcomb's comments to Cam Newton. She learns about "Total Bitch" which is a YouTube page that ridiculously makes villains out of comedians. She has a new special out called "The Dark Queen" and reveals that she was frantically calling Bobby when he...

Bobby tries to get Jim Florentine on his side in the flatulence debate. Bob gassed the room and insists that's what men do and Jacob should stop being a sissy. Jim is notorious for scat pranks. Jay and Christine educate the group about party drugs like molly and ecstasy. Bob missed the boat on euphoric drugs because he's been sober so long but imagines what it's like. *To hear the full show to go...

Bob and Jay blast tunes in the car ride to the comedy club. DJ Lou defends Pearl Jam yet again. Jay gets nostalgic for 80's hair bands and their fashion. He currently has pink nail polish on and it enraged Bobby. Bob takes a vote in the room to see who enjoys the pink tips and who can't stand it. There is a conspiracy theory that Dan left the Bonfire because of Jay's tendencies. *To hear the full...

Bobby has yet to watch the premiere of Yellowstone and Jay tries to tell him about it without spoiling. A pile of fliers for Jeremy Piven's stand-up show were left in the studio and Jay is still giving them out as rewards. Bob was surprised to learn that Dan Soder made a romcom movie and watches the trailer. Jay's stayed in a condo instead of a hotel when he played The Mothership in Austin. *To he...

Bobby's podcast partner and hilarious comedian Paul Virzi walks into some controversy. Someone makes an error writing his plugs and blame is thrown around. Jay and Bob argue over who gives Paul a better introduction. Songs that differently now that they are older that they didn't care about as youngsters. The guys revisit their first crappy cars they owned. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusx...

Actor/comedian T.J. Miller forgets this is his third time on the Bonfire and explains that he has a brain injury. He tells the guys about his phone conversation with Ryan Reynolds today. Jay lets him in on the "Piven Point System" that rewards anyone in the room who contributes positively to the show. Videographer Paco admits to an embarrassing way of climaxing. Friends and employees of 900 Pound...

Bobby and Ari Shaffir went on vacation to Cuba. They stay with a Cuban family and the first night goes well with Ari dancing with the locals. The adventure takes a horrible turn when a hurricane hits and causes a blackout everywhere. They had no water, relentless Cubans trying to scam them, walking through dangerous streets, and voodoo pigs! The two friends eventually turn on each other and Bob wa...

The lead singer of "As I Lay Dying" hires a hitman to kill his wife and gets arrested. Jay educates Tim on the Dalia Dippolito case which was very similar except she was a call girl. The two are doing stand up on the ShipRocked cruise, so they peruse the music line up. Jay's daughter has become a DJ and she caters to restless youths in a subway tunnel. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com...

Outstanding broadcaster Chris Stanley helps get us through the election aftermath=no abortions, women crying on TikTok, and defunct tee-shirt ideas. Jay plays a Kamala campaign commercial that encourages women to vote for Harris despite their abusive husbands. Jay accuses Christine of pretending to like football and sneaking off to vote for Kamala. Chris is co-hosting because Bobby Kelly is stuck...

Tim Butterly fills in for Bobby and because he's from Philly, Jay pulls videos of great moments from Philadelphians. A sports player gets recorded saying a racial slur. The Philly D.A. uses the F word many times in a press conference. Josh Adam Meyers gets into another altercation at another rock concert. The guys have impressive Prince Andrew and Tony Hinchcliffe impressions. *To hear the full sh...