The BOHRing Podcast

Abstract art or clogged toilet? ...Why would I put on cologne in CLEVELAND? ...Do you have any of those typewriters with a cock coming out of it? ...True story, he paid me a $100 to smell my dick... Too much whining on "Summer House," and an extended "Before the 90 Days" Tell-All Recap!

A Very Stone Cold DUI at Wrestlemania... Mister Congressman, we need to talk, I’ll bring the cocaine! ...Are you bald? Are you sick of banging your wife? Try our new bacon sweat! ...Where’s a franchise QB get a sloppy cheesesteak blowjob in this town? Madonna goes full freak ...and WHO’S DRAINING YOUR BALLS, GINO? Get our weekly bonus show at https://www.patreon.com/bohringpod

And that’s how we created a nephilim... Don’t worry about that insane old man, he’s just Irish... I couldn’t find chopsticks ANYWHERE in the whorehouse... Not sure how I ended up with my cock out... How many times can you regift a butt plug?.. Wait you’re NOT buying the blueberry vodka for a high school cheerleader?

Maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it's a half dick... How do you know if you don’t ask? ...Cleveland could be worse than Ukraine... Joke’s on you, take it out of my tip... So I got this boner, what are we gonna do about it? ...AND 90 DAY FIANCE TALK is back, for one day only!

Don’t go to sleep with covid… TSA rubber gloves, ribbed for your pleasure… Calm down polar bear… 5 am St. Patrick's Day concussions... Sorry about the anal, I’m color blind… Read the sign, we only do ass-related autopsies!

How did MY baby get in YOUR uterus? ...Hmmm, DO you deserve better? ...He’s not gay, he’s just sober... Never pay a hooker up front... Veal Gordon-Levitt, fashion icon... Douches do Paris Fashion Week! Plus. "Summer House" reactions.

And that’s how I got a scab in my vagina... the Nancy Pelosi cha-cha-cha... How much coke can you do with a pig heart? A gay male prostitute... in a way. I would NEVER play as a dwarf in WoW you SOB! Kyle is coked-up on Summer House... And We could all only be so lucky as a dead bee on a hot day.

Mom, Dad…I’m Black. Hey here’s joke, smash my head, now I’m dead… It’s a Black Tie gimp suit… Thomas C. Howell is tied up in my trunk… Freeze my dick twice, shame on me… No shoes, no service, no ranch.  Get our bonus content! www.patreon.com/bohringpod

Spray painted summer sausages... Stay out of The Hamptons, Howie!... Social justice cramps... if only we were cousins... you’re bringing fecal matter everywhere... is it IN the dick?? Plus we finally get into 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days. Bonus show weekly at https://www.patreon.com/bohringpod

Worst show ever… Getting into Fisting 101… Pig heart Vice President… Planned Parenthood to lockdown pipeline… Early onset pancreatitis… and many, MANY awkward pauses!

You look like a "Becker" kind of guy... Where the Lot Lizards at?!.. Advanced nipple-blurring TV tech... Are we looking for Shia LaBeouf or Justin Trudeau… "Below Deck" goes off the radar after Rayna tanks the season... and Fake Bachelor Party Interventions, INC.

DMT passports... Just tell everyone you got AIDS from ghost dicks... Everyone Hates Rayna... B-A-N-A-N-A-... We’re gonna beat the selfish lover out of you... And where Howie’s Ubers end (hint: rest stops).  Support the show and get our weekly bonus show! https://patreon.com/bohringpod

Joe Biden’s Moon Cart Emporium... I didn’t come on your back, that was just my covid... Not banging fatties is white supremacy! ...Why is there hot sauce in my cooch? ...You have chlamydia…of the throat... and grab your BOHRing beer bong cause we got a new show! "Summer House" is back!

SugarFarts.com, Twin Vagina Murder Mysteries, Family electrocution fun time game, He’s got autism you dumb bitch, Fauci’s 5 second rule, and WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWIE?

What 90 Day Fiance tart is farting in jars for cold, hard cash? Will Rico die? And do Covid Booster shots have side effects that may include WOLVES? All that and more on this week of The BOHRing Pod! 

On a special Christmas Episode: Assless chaps, yes!... chapstick, no! All I want for Christmas is to be pegged... Charlamagne tha God, progenitor of Europe... You went to CLOWN COLLEGE, Amber!... and Mistletoe Belt Buckles.

Blown out sugar buttholes... twerking brides... too FBI coked up to fuck a prostitute... snails can only race so far in the bayou... 90 Day Fiancé redzone channel... and just say yes to Nancy Reagan.

Hairless cats and the women who breast feed them... Can you take some steroids before you put it up my butt? ...Decoy dick scavenger hunt with unlimited COCKtails... And one candy cane up your ass for 7 days to cure sciatica, all this week!

Howie tries to quit the show, AGAIN… Is that Fat Odie or is that Officer Favre? ..I’ll have an American 9/11 please… one Playgirl, a cucumber, and KY jelly, bagged, please ...Don’t hang out with white people, they take your game away…and did Magic Johnson eat horse paste??

Do dinosaurs have souls, or at least their own bibles? Mexican trains... gay Thanksgiving dominos... how many boxes (of Thanksgiving sides) would you eat... and where did you put that bottle of wine... All that and much, much more on a very special Thanksgiving BOHRING show!

America’s Funniest Home Videos comes to the BOHRing Pod when something falls on Brian's head ...WWE erotic fan fiction live readings ...Urethra Franklin and the Golden Showers ...Winter vagina is on the way ...And that extra .4 inches really makes all the difference. Plus a new, WWII style What's In That Ass?!?!

On this week's riveting episode: One vagina, one vote... Someone, somewhere put their dick in it... Who killed Natalie Wood? Funeral home sex parties... and a bang(s)-free OnlyFans double entendre! Plus Bourbon Thermos Man gets mad on "Below Deck." Join our Patreon for bonus shows every week! https://www.patreon.com/thebohringpod

A Halloween themed “Tales from the Frat” and so many questions: Is auto-asphyxiation the silent killer? Is French short for “English Gay?” Can I add a shot of vodka to that nyquil? Why would a bald man frost his tips? And can we get a bigger cocaine / vaccine study sample size already? Subscribe and support the show for as little as $5 and get the incredibly funny (and even MORE unfiltered) bonus...

Have you or a loved one been fucked to death by a horse? Will my balls soak up this whiskey? Crackhead leprechauns from the past? Doctor, are you telling me that thing in my ass was made out of STONE? …And can someone get this lightbulb out of my mouth?!

Wait, who's on Mushroom Dust? "Squid Games" starring "90 Day Fiance's" Jiiiiihooon...Hazing with Helmet Kegs…Oh, and here’s a wedding day picture of my injured balls. Plus a rerun edition of "What’s in That Ass!"