The Body Shoppe

Ohm what fresh Hell is this that we have stumbled upon? Is this...is this even a coherent movie or one run-on sketch comedy skit? And, if it's comedy, when does it get funny? I'm still waiting.

Know ye all whom this may come to thine ears, Ye Olde Body Shoppe has now done 2015's The VVitch and shall henceforth be accused of the crime of consorting with the devil and writing their names in his book.

Glenn wanted to talk about a cursed lake. Bryan wants to go bottle the evil water and sell it. Come hear all about both in this bonus episode of The Body Shoppe.

Well, this movie is kind of a disaster. Which means this episode is all over the place. Come along for the almost fever dream that is 1988's Black Roses.

That's right! We finally did it! The classic space porcupine/bounty hunter epic that is Critters!

Here's one neither of us had seen. Now, we have... So, there's that.

We try to tackle 1995's Seven and decide if it's actually a horror movie. Spoiler alert: It is not.

Come along as we discuss whether this movie is good or if we just remember it as good.

A slasher film about porno and old people scrumping? Well, that sounds (regrettably) right up our alley. Let's do this. I won't accept a life I do not deserve...and I guess this is it.

We talk about the folks behind the mask...s and makeup and blood and gore and monsters we all know and love.

Oh, boy! A Troma movie! No way something this weird effects the hosts and makes this a weird show... That couldn't possibly happen.

Ranked one of the scariest films of all time. Winner of two Academy Awards. William peter Blatty's The Exorcist is the topic of discussion today.

Here's a fun walk through the annals of history. We discuss the events leading to and following the death of Giles Corey during the Salem Witch trials.

Glenn tells us all about The Gray Man from the coast of SC.

Oh, man... The Foo Fighters made a horror movie! You know, it's times like these you really hope they gave us the best of them and really learned to fly. Anybody else notice how much that guy from the Foo Fighters looks like the drummer from Nirvana?

What is this? This isn't even a horror movie. Why would we do this? Bruce Campbell is Elvis and there's a mummy and JFK is a black dude... What is happening. The world makes no sense. Lot of Cadillacs, though.

Weel, we finally did it, Body Shoppers. A Clive Barker movie. And one of the powerhouses of the horror zeitgeist. Strap in as we discuss the original 1987 Hellraiser!

Alright, So, it's not exactly ghost stories from Arkansas. It's really more of urban legend episode and a discussion on why some stories seem to be so universal. but, hey, check it out, anyway. WE think it's interesting.

Glenn gives us a once over of some of the lesser known legends from the state of New Jersey.

Here's another Stephen King movie for all you Body Shoppers out there. This time it's not a great one. Prime example of remembering a film better than it actually was. They can't all be winners, folks. Let us take you through Sometimes They Come Back.

Ever played Bloody Mary? Wanna know what kind of spooky games kooky kids today are playing? Join us as we delve into the scary world of supernatural shenanigans.

Right after The Lost Boys, Glenn found a story about vamps in Cali-forn-i-a. Spoiler alert: As far as our research indicates, the vampires did not surf nor could we find one named "Barbara Ann."

Seriously? We're doing The Lost Boys? Holy Shit. This movie is epic. You guys know. You've all seen it. If you haven't, do you even horror movie, bro?

Congratulations! You get to experience the creation of The Body Shoppe's "Avocado Award." The way we now refer to the absolute worst the horror genre has to offer.

Come along while we talk about this forgotten gem from 1998.