The Bitterest Pill

I tell a story about having to drive to Burbank to buy a telescope on the same day I had lunch with my old college friend the celebrity priest. I hit a lot of traffic on the way to lunch, so the trip to a lot longer than I expected. Or could stand.

I ended up writing, directing and starring in a short called "The Perv." You know what every great heist needs? A crew...

I went to Upper Michigan to do some acting I've been looking forward to for years. Don't worry, I'm still an idiot. An idiot who apparently isn't sure he can function outside the sprawl of endlessly repeating chain stores and Starbucks that is Los Angeles...

My thumb clicks, my daughter's friend "disappeared," and...I don't know, something else. I already can't remember what I talked about in this episode...

Do you think I should worry that my kids go to school in an official tsunami danger zone? My house is in no danger, but the wave would take out my kids' school, a large marina, and The Home Depot.

I'm fat, hungry and willing to cut off parts of my body.

The story of Podcast Movement '17 continues, after a few brief updates. And, yes, cars can fly.

I start the tale of Podcast Movement, giving my acceptance speech for my induction into the Podcast Academy Podcaster Hall of Fame, and how I am in desperate need of validation. Yes, being inducted into a hall of fame isn't enough...

[EXPLICIT VERSION] Holy cow, it only took 13 years, but finally, my special in-studio guest is...TALLU!?

Hudson is off at college, T is going to high school about 40 miles form where we supposedly live, and I feel like I'm gonna die in the frozen food section of an unfamiliar Ralphs...

I'm waxing nostalgic about horseback riding and bb guns. I grew up in the town that was home to the Crosman BB Gun factory. At least, I think that's what that was...

As you may or may not have heard, I will be inducted into the Podcaster Hall of Fame this August.  Hard to believe, I know.  Apparently, there's a lot to be said for never having the good sense to give up...

My worst nightmare has come true. The one thing I've been dreading would happen since October happened. The good news: I wasn't riddled with anxiety for no reason...

Sorry for the hiccup. Enjoy!

Jeff McCann convinced me to try Bullet Proof Coffee. It's supposed to give you "mental focus." Your results may vary.

I discuss applying for college, Yetis, getting what you pay for (podcasting education wise), and mouse droppings.

PT. 1: What happens when anxiety, procrastination and the Sophomore Slump collide? A short film not ironically entitled "Untitled Compromise." PT. 2: The election. Don't worry, it's pH balanced...I think.

New episodes coming soon.  This one was originally released in March, 2009… The New York Times is finally right.  I am an addict… This time we discuss iPhone app management woes, NetFlix, […]

Here is my interview with SETH ANDERSON, the creator of The Northstar Saga.  I was going to wait and include this as part of the next episode of The Bitterest Pill, […]

(2/17/09) First I had a twitch in my eye, then he folded my face in half.  I went to school with make-up on and disappointed my son.  Eventually, I shined […]

I talk about Cory Paus, try to remember the name of Scarface, get hit with a copyright infringement claim for a song I made in GarageBand, and try to get […]

  My daughter and I made a short film.

I understand why the dog wants to be outside all day, I just don’t think he understands why that’s not possible. Or why my wife committed that drive-by… This show […]

All I need to do is pick up Melissa’s prescription.  Shouldn’t be that hard, right? Hudson and I go looking for tide pools, but all we find is the tide.

  Hudson Klass visits the garage to discuss school, careers, art and money.