The Billowing Hilltop - A TTRPG Actual Play Podcast

Sometimes the dice are your friends, sometimes… not so much. Sessions may be a worshipper of Miss Fortune, but the Lady Luck abandons us all as the battle in the Mindflayer caverns stumbles towards its chaotic conclusion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The inter-dimensional one-eyed goop greebly is bearing down on Sessions. The caverns are overrun with malevolent minions. Hit points are in short supply. Basically, things don’t look great for our heroes. Will they look better by the end of the episode? No. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The trickle of foes has become a flood and the skirmish in the caverns has turned into a right old scrap! Can our heroes prevail? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What in the name of Oort is this one-eyed, tree-like, alien thing? Whatever it is, it’s vaporised itself and is steaming around, causing chaos! Can our heroes step on the gas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somehow our brave band of bunglers have survived to reach episode 50! As they fight their way into the Mindflayer’s lair they must face its deadly guardians: The serpentine Naga, fizzing with malign magic; and something much more scary – a strange entity dragged to this world from across the planes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time to hunt Mindflayer! On the trail of their quarry, our brave band explore a treacherous set of caverns complete with mysterious guardians, strange beasts and other perils. Things do not go well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes meet with Eligos and learn more of the threat of Kyuss to Evenstar and the lands beyond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Telakin the clone mastermind defeated, it’s time for our heroes to level up and divide the loot – using our new, patented*, Magic Dice system! Then they must return to the trail of their mysterious assailants. Who is behind the plot to destroy them? *not actually patented. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OK, so there really is a Mind Flayer. Can our heroes escape? And if they can, do they flee for the hills? Or do they recover, regroup and redouble their efforts to deal with their clone nemesis? We’re going long! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it Hestapod they can see? Or some devilish mimicry? An impostor-pod? An end-of-level-boss-tapod? Or is it really Hesti Testapod? Find out in this week’s slice of roleplaytainment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare to be confused. As the heroes explore the abandoned warehouse they encounter… themselves! But who is fake and who is real? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anyone fancy a swim? Our heroes must don their +3 Speedos of Stealth and trust in the notoriously lenient 5E drowning rules as they descend into the depths. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes must overcome an unseen adversary as they continue their investigation of the abandoned warehouse. Why does Parker find the place so eerily familiar? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An abandoned warehouse in the docks… Is it a cult hideout? An elaborate trap? Or both? Our heroes  must uncover the truth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An explosion, arrows whizzing through the air, panic in the streets, a crazed chimera – not exactly the welcome to Evenstar our heroes had in mind! Can they survive long enough to find out who is behind their hot reception? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin Book 4 of the Age of Worms! Welcome to the Hall of Harsh Reflections where nothing is as it seems and no-one can be trusted. Our heroes learn more about themselves and must resolve their differences before setting out on the road ahead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes must prevail over the beasts in the basement! But what lies in wait for them on the road ahead? Find out as we conclude Book 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s something nasty walled up in the cellar of Blackwall Keep. Can our heroes hold their nerve as they take on the beasts in the basement? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our adventures in the Mistmarsh reach a climax as the heroes battle to save the lizardfolk eggs from corruption by the worms of Kyuss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parker & Sessions continue their intrigues. In the absence of Johnny, Uncle Bugraft is controlled by dice rolls as he, Cuthbert and Burple face off against the terrifying King Charles the Fecund. What evil stirs within the lizardfolk egg chamber? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They say never split the party, but what do ‘they’ know? Sessions and Parker follow a mysterious new ally in search of peace, whilst their companions duel to the death with the formidable King Charles the Fecund and his lizardfolk guardians! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cuthbert is stalked through the Lizardfolk lair by the Boss Harpy. Can his companions reach him in time? And will Bugraft’s swamp creature impression convince the guards? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cuthbert creeps into the lair of the Lizardfolk, searching for the captives, but in the Mistmarsh, his companions have got themselves into all sorts of trouble. Warning: contains harpy song. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery. Also contains snakes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cuthbert is up to his neck in trouble as undead aquatic horrors close in. Is he ghoul-food? Or can the others channel the spirit of Hasselhoff and rescue him from swampy doom? Our adventures in the Mistmarsh continue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hesti Testapod has vanished, Blackwall Keep is under siege and a new rescue mission awaits our heroes! They must enter the mysterious Mistmarsh, a murky expanse plump with peril and opportunities to waste the time of local wildlife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices