The Big Dave Show Podcast

"You won't be fighting kids, you'll be in the octagon with another mother" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And stick around for Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

"You are the woman in the White Pontiac Vibe who cut me off in the school pick-up line!" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack on the 20's. And Chelsie's Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: Americans spend more money on this now than ever before? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Last week on The Big Dave Show StattMan sharpened 300 pencils for back-to-school. The boss was out of town so we borrowed his electric Boston Pencil Sharpener. Grover has had this thing for over 20 years and loves his pencils super sharp. It has never failed him but StattMan found a way to break it. Our boss Grover is a particular kind of guy who has a place for everything. When something is moved...

McDonald's is trying out a new way of ordering food. Instead of talking to a person you'll order at a giant touch screen. John Matarese tried out the new kiosk to see if we will see this at every restaurant in the future. And a special Head-to-Head round of Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...

"Today may be your last day but first you have to answer some questions. How many pens have you stolen?" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And Chelsie was out so StattMan came up with a Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: 1/3rd Of People Who Meet On-Line Never Actually Do This? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com...

"I am going as Stevie Nicks this year, The Jeans will be perfect for my Halloween costume" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And we call the Big Bone Lick Double Drive-In. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Her daughter had no problem eating the school lunch till this year. Now she wants mom to pack lettuce wraps and other hard to prepare foods for lunch. Mom has enough to do already and has no time for a picky eater. So we asked What Would Scarecrow Do? And stick around for Chelsie's Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: 62% Of Women Say If A Guy Does This On The First Date He Will Get A...

BD: "My favorite was Sloppy Joes too!" Caller: "No I Said Pizza!" BD: "Yes, Sloppy Joe" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack on the 20's. And today's Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's kind of ironic seeing as Chelsie works for a radio station named "Bee" 105. Chelsie's husband was cutting the grass and was attacked by a swarm of ground bees. We got some tips for how he can remove them but not sure if the yard will survive the explosion.... And stick around for Chelsie's Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: 25% Of Women Say They Do This To Improve Their Appearan...

With all the kids going back to school it got us talking about our favorite lunch served in the cafeteria. Rectangle pizza? Sloppy Joes? Some of the calls we got reminded us that cafeteria food wasn't all that bad. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

"Press 1 for your celebrity Birthday greeting from... Scooby-Dooby-Doo!" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And stick around for Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge, a Special Back-To-School Edition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Will we be able to convince this dad that his kids school started a week early? It's a fun new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Stattman was challenged to sharpen 300 pencils in 3 hours. He had one hand crank pencil sharpener and one lucky middle school science teacher. Here is how Mrs. Burdine got her pencils. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Imagine trying to show your dog at the Boone County Fair and a lamb won't stop yelling in the background. That's exactly what happened to Chelsie's Son and it was hilarious. And a Special Mila Kunis 35th Birthday Edition of Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

"That was my ringtone, I love Bob Seger, Sorry about that" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And Chelsie's Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: 1/3rd Of People Say This Would Make A First Date Perfect? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Our co-worker Debbie who we call "Jerseylicious" has 2 daughters that have no interest of dressing up for school. She says they look like hobos on a daily basis. She wants them to step it up a bit so we asked "What Would Scarecrow Do?" And we call the Big Bone Lick Double Drive-In! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel...

"Your son set up to have Snappy deliver a pizza every Thursday for the whole school year" It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack one the 20's. And Stick around for Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

"Your Mozapesapiesapan Prescription is ready for pick-up" It's a New Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. After the Phone Hack is Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

StattMan placed 3rd in the Hamilton County Fair Celebrity Demolition Derby. But the real stars of the derby were Statt's daughters cheering him on. And Chelsie's Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: 11% Of Women Say This Is How They Caught Their Partner Cheating? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-in...

"Do you have any green folders with claspses?" It's an all new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And after the Phone Hack is Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. It's the TOM CRUISE/NICOLE KIDMAN DIVORCE SPECIAL (FINALIZED 2001 AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE) Edition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Big Dave and StattMan both got caught in the traffic jam caused by a wreck on I71/75N. They sat for over 2 hours and it got us thinking. How much money is wasted by sitting in traffic? And since we are on the topic of wrecks, Stattman is getting ready for the Hamilton County Fair Demo Derby. He let his daughters design the car, they chose a Pegasus. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

StattMan's daughter is going into Middle School and the dress code just changed. Kids shorts must be long enough for their fingers to touch fabric when their hands are at their side. The problem is Statt's daughter is tall like her dad. All shorts look too short on her. He needs some parenting advice and our co-worker Debbie aka "Jerseylicious" came to the rescue. See Privacy Policy at https://art...

"Your cabin reservation had a mix-up. The only one available is an Amish cabin, no power or water." It's a new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And stick around for Today's round of Chelsie's College Of Hollywood Knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

"Your name was drawn to win a new car! Your wife Jamie signed you up" It's an all new Big Dave Phone Hack On The 20's. And Chelsie's Not As Naughty As It Sounds Question Of The Day: 30% Of Women Do This Before A Job Interview? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Did meeting Carly Pearce make girls go from "yucky" to "not so yucky" in the eyes of Darren? We think so! And Chelsie made homemade green beans for the first time in a long time. She was reminded that she doesn't like snapping green beans. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .