The Bible is Funny

“What’s the big deal if you could benchpress 500 lbs, but didn’t have the right food?”Today's Christian Movie Club meeting features musician, YouTuber, and Power Team expert - Jonathan Allen WrightJohn Jacobs and the Power Team Touches the World - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRTgvsHMdxk Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes...

Today on Cheat Day Devos, our journey through the Bible takes us to Leviticus 1-7, where we discover the most holy cut of meat, the spiritual gift of tending the campfire, and the pagan origins of underseasoning food. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/

Looking back on all the important Bible lessons learned, Christian movies watched, and exchanging useless gifts to end 2025.

"I don’t have 5.75 for cigarettes, I have kids."In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we discuss an ALF Christmas Infomercial - Faith Filled Christmas. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Watch Faith Filled Christmas here - https://tubi...

Today on cheat day devos, our journey through the Bible takes us to the Christmas Story (pt. 2)!! Today, we discuss angelic pranks, baby dedications, and family disappointments. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Help us sponsor 100 kids in Brazil - https://compa...

“A merry Kintsugi to all, and to all a good night. "In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we discuss peak Christmas Christian Cinema - The Christmas Manger. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Watch The Christmas Manger here - https://tubitv...

Today on cheat day devos, our journey through the Bible takes us to the Christmas Story!! Today, we discuss impatient angels, baby name disagreements, and the benefits of a silent husband. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Help us sponsor 100 kids in Brazil - ht...

Today on cheat day devos, our journey through the Bible takes us to the unwilling, the unable, and the end of Exodus. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Help us sponsor 100 kids in Brazil - https://compassion.com/bibleisfunny#podcast #comedy #bible

“If your parents were alive, they’d be so proud of you ."In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we discuss a wholesome classic (and a lactose-intolerant nightmare) - The ButterCream Gang. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Watch The ButterCr...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to sad Christmas trees, masks, and secret club houses. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Help us sponsor 100 kids in Brazil - https://compassion.com/bibleisfunny#podcast #comedy #bible

“Sorry, honey, your daddy has a super important board meeting scheduled at the exact same time."In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we get spooky with the 2014 thriller - Persecuted. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Watch Persecuted her...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to lies, the purge, and the destruction of the ten commandments. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/Help us sponsor 100 kids in Brazil - https://compassion.com/bibleisfunny#podcast #comedy #bible

“Good! I don't want to be on your stupid album."In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we're going acoustic with the 2013 film - Grace Unplugged. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comGet The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to ear lobes, fat rams, and trade secret temple candles. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comThe Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/H...

“A holy swoosh of wings.”In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we dip our toes into the afterlife with "90 Minutes in Heaven".Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comGet The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here - htt...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to priestly underwear, lucky breastpieces, and showing up with bells on. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comThe Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleis...

“You're not fat. You're just a big old boy.”In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we celebrate the return of College Football with the movie Greater, the story of Brandon Burlsworth - the greater-est walk on in college football history. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas ar...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to porpoise leather, Ikea instructions, and Holy Place +. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comThe Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com/...

“Good day, Mayor.”In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we hunt mythical beasts with our friends Andy and Josh from Ninjas are Butterflies. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comGet The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here -...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to suing poor people, God ordained parties, and The Hornet. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comThe Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 1 and 2 available here - https://thebibleisfunny.etsy.com...

“Did I just have a vision?”In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we enter the fifth dimension to discuss the 1998 film, The Gathering. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comGet The Bible is Funny Card Game Volumes 1 & 2 here - http...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to reality show ideas, workman's comp, and misunderstood bulls. (RIP to Tim's camera, which died while we were recording)Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comPre-order The Bible is F...

“The only thing Jesus ever saved me from was $1.79”In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we enter the fifth dimension to discuss the 1986 film, The Daylight Zone. (RIP to Tim's camera, which died 10 minutes into the podcast)Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIV...

Today on cheat day devos - our journey through the Bible takes us to Lord of the Rings references, the ten commandments, and a divine game of telephone. Follow on Instagram and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comPre-order The Bible is Funny Card Game Volume 2 here - https://www...

“Did I not quote from the book, saying let us beware of the snare of the fowler?”In this special segment, we consume and discuss Christian Movies. Today, we’re discussing Pilgrim's Progress, the 1978 debut film of Liam Neeson. Send us your movie suggestions! - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thebibleisfunny⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your tickets to see The Bible is Funny and Ninjas are Butterflies LIVE at https://floridatourida.comP...