The Bets & Quotes Podcast

Smitty's back from Pennsylvania to tell us all about the upcoming Quote of the Year Tournament. And Superstar is pissed that he doesn't have some Popeye's. 

A live Twins update for Lou, a reminder for our Patreon Golf Event, and a trip down memory lane to try to reel that bastard in. 

It's time to take a walk in the woods of Pennsylvania to uncover  what the PowerTrip missed. And Sauce and Hawk butcher a live read  in hilarious fashion. 

We had to issue Listener Discretion and Flash Flood warnings for this week's episode as we re-cap the last few weeks of craziness on the PowerTrip. Lucky!

The first-ever Bets & Quotes All-Access Day is coming up and we've got all your details. We play the classic story of Sauce's friend who had sex with a Ghost. And we give Cory some advice when it comes to dosing his Dad. 

Rate That Impression returns with Zach, Hawk, Sauce, Rosie and Cory giving us their best. We go down memory lane to the time when the 2 greatest Predictor's predictions happened in the same segment. Plus a huge congrats to one of our most loyal listeners!

The 1st Annual Bets And Quotes Mock Draft is here and we are projecting perfection. Plus lots of Draft bets, a live report from Game 6 for the Wild, and we honor episode #200.

It's a controversial week on the PowerTrip as Cory tries to alter the Charch Challenge punishment, and Hawkey claims he is the greatest Fartiste of all-time. We debate his claim. 

Minnesota teams are dominating and that can only end well, right? We also recap some of the highlights of the 2023 PowerTrip Vegas trip and have a historic moment in the Cor vs. 4 bet.

The PowerTrip Vegas 2023 trip is finally here. We give our 3 wishes for the trip, play some classic audio, and set an important Over/Under. We also re-visit Chef Zach le Pepe. 

Mr. Z joins to talk the best and worst gambling movies, drop some celebrity names and answer some random questions about him. 

Guest host Carl Rottman (CARL!) joins to discuss the Daytona 500, his Initials Jackpot record falling, life as a homeowner, and what he may or may not name his first-born.

It's Super Bowl prop bet week, so why not mix in a few PowerTrip-related props? Can you run the table? 

Smitty is now Quotes, Quotes is still Hawkey, and the artist formerly known as Quotes is Dave. Clear? Smitty gets some congratulatory phone calls while Betz reports live from the outhouse in Cory's driveway and Hawkey Day Indiana. 

Smitty hits the streets to report live from the Sea of Mediocrity, the International Space Station, and a secret bathroom near iHeart studios. We also prove definitively why KFAN is your sports leader.

Guest host Smitty Oom fills in for Dave as we talk PowerTrip engagement SZN, final betting numbers for 2022, Smitty debuts "Morning Show Math" and we give our wishes for 2023 for the PowerTrip. 

Our holiday episode starts with Release Donna's Bra, features the Instant Classic Carl Pohlad call from Heaven, and ends with a 10/10 version of Sauce's Jingle Bells. 

Jacques Lemaire makes a reference that throws everyone of their game in a old clip from the show. We also discuss the In the Box cheating controversy, a huge missed bet opportunity, and a double lock of the week. 

Tons of bets to break down this week from the PowerTrip, and we hand out the first Golden Dong of 2022. 

Sauce sings the Minnesota Rouser and it's a beautiful disaster. The Gophers are on the cusp of an all-time record. And it's Sauce vs. Marney for the PTPST Title. 

Updates on the Charch Challenge, the PTPST, Tommy's latest crazy Gopher bet and another World Record for the PowerTrip. 

It's the first-ever PowerTrip Preposterous Statement Selection Show as we unveil the 16 statements vying for the first Golden Dong of 2022. 

We introduce the greatest rating system of all time, the EMARO. We get caught up on London, Tommy's wedding, the Initials Final, season-long bets, great Maxx quotes and, as icing on the cake, a press conference with Lions head coach Dan Campbell. 

If you don't think this year's punishment is strong enough, we made it downright painful. And we are ALL IN on Gopher Football. 12-0, here we come!

Football is back! We bet on it, the PowerTrip bets on it, and we remember Wobby (RIP) with a Chris/Cory/Sauce sing-along.