The Bets & Quotes Podcast

We put the 48 most miserable Minnesota sports moments of the last 34 years into 4 regions and discuss which are truly the worst of the worst. Don't listen alone. 

We learned lots about Barreiro, Cory, Pat Proft and the MyPillow guy this week. And one of our listeners gets a shoutout on the PowerTrip. 

The Kentucky Derby, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, Gorilla Lips, The Little Mermaid, and the emptiness that is Target Field. What more could you want from the most accurate podcast on the NFL Draft? 

We got marooned and decided to match up Gilligan's Island characters with members of the PowerTrip cast. See whether you prefer Ginger or Mary Ann. And we host the 3rd Annual Bets and Quotes Mock Draft. 

It's Popover Fanline this week as Smitty breaks down the battle between McCormick's and Mrs. Oom's popovers. We also update the Cor vs. 4, baseball over/unders, and Hawk sweeps the Quotes of the Week. 

Whether it's Popovers, Pies, Bukcake or Aaron Rodgers, this episode will definitely leave you with some kind of taste in your mouth. 

Plane crashes, Tom Bernard, Daytona drama and our favorite bands - it's all a little bit of fantastic.  

CARL! joins the show to talk Daytona 500 and try to keep our chances of winning a bet this year alive. 

An instant classic from the guys as Cory admits to a crank shot. Smitty tries his luck at NHL player teams, and we present a plethora of parlays. 

Tired Chris Hawkey was on full blast this week and we've got the montage to prove it. Smitty Debuts "Stinky Anus Eyes". And Betz pays tribute to Bob Uecker with something that could only happen to Bob. 

We hand out a plethora of Golden Dongs to the Best of the PowerTrip Morning Show in 2024. 

The Great and Powerful Smitty Oz graces us with his presence and amazes us with his prognostications. The Charch Challenge 2024 is over and we look forward to 2025. 

A lot happened in 4 weeks:  Road trips, bottle pissers, Kaliakmanis Konfusion, Billie Eilish, Ratt, Blouses, Dick Pics, Burnsville Events, Tots vs. Toys, Fecal Obstruction, raw liver, nut shots, Blue Sky, Golden At-Bats, and Rosen's pubes.

You've heard of the VEN. You've probably heard of the AVN's. We proudly present the first-ever VEN AVN's. 

It's spooky season, and we get a visit from the Ghost of Chris Hawkey Past, Present and Future. And we throw a bone (well, not a bone, hopefully candy) to the kiddos of our Patreon crew. 

The World has existed a long time, and has somehow survived without a Mock Draft of the Top 10 Crow Kickers in history. We fix that. Oh, and the Vikings are 5-0. 

Sauce makes one of the great calls of all time. Smitty plays Cory vs. Tori. And Betz's crank is a topic of conversation. Thanks, Tommy. 

The behind-the-scenes tell-all story of how two underage middle-school kids built a highly-rated TV show about gambling on the NFL. Or something like that. 

We celebrate all things football:  the origin of Martin Moistchew, Smitty's Saturday Night Special, and a huge breakdown of our fantasy teams! Plus updates on the Quote of the Year Tournament and Initials Tournament Final. 

The Quote of the Year Selection Show has arrived. We lay out the 36 quotes in 4 regions competing for the coveted title of the quote that will live in history. 

It's a Wildcard Orgy as we break down a crazy 2024 Initials Tournament. We reveal the Bets & Quotes All-Star Mispronunciation Team. And Rosie stops by for a press conference. 

A montage for the ages as Tommy Olson wins his Initials Tournament first-round game. Terry Kiser was in studio and everyone loved him. And don't look now, but football is back, baby!

Our listeners are awesome - some of the greatest moments in PowerTrip history all in one place. 

Sauce gets a free roll to win $1000, and Hawk and Sauce switch positions at Sex World. 

A legendary one-minute clip produced not only 3 potential Quotes of the Week, but the greatest Hawkey Hick Laugh we've ever heard.