The Betchelor

No you didn't press play on the wrong podcast, Jared and Kay are covering Love Is Blind Season 4! Every single week, you will be hearing their thoughts on the pods and what comes after. For the first episode, they covered episodes 1 and 2. They give their first impressions on all the pod people, and predict what is to come. You don't want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter t...

We've made it fantasy suites, or as Zach fondly refers to it as "sex week". Sean Lowe remains his inspiration, and Zach overcorrects the mistakes Clayton made. Jared and Kay react to Zach creating a "no sex" policy, then watch him essentially, f*ck up. Jared describes him as the Goldilocks of Bachelor nation, trying to find someone who is "just right". And Kay wants whatever beta blockers Ariel is...

Kay's favorite episode is here, and the women are ready to tell all. There are feuds that we didn't even know existed between a one time wonder and Katherine aka Kat. Shockingly, Christina Mandrell was a nothing burger, and we got a first for the Bachelor Franchise, they actually addressed an issue head on and Greer had the best response to her reprehensible actions. Kay and Jared also know who th...

This week Jared and Kay take on hometowns, aka Jared's favorite week of them all. We visit Vermont, and Zach shares something he should've taken to the grave (it involves mustard), and Ariel's brother grills Zach by simply asking if he knew his sisters birthday. Ultimately, Zach sends Charity home after a rather boring hometown visit and Kaity wins the week by making this man build furniture. Icon...

We are in week seven, the week before hometowns and the pressure is ON! The girls are in Budapest, ready to take things to the next level with Zach. But first, he needs them all to trauma dump so he can assess whether or not he wants to deal with it. Kay and Jared ask the important questions this week, like did he lead Brooklyn on? Is he connecting with Kaity because she also lives in Austin? And...

Jared are back with another Bachelor recap as Zach continues his journey towards finding love and a personality! This week, the gang heads off to Estonia (we dare you to find it on a map) as they get the Baltic lifestyle which include witches apparently? They also talk all about the changing dynamic between the ladies, and how everyone feels like a real contender this late into the season. Be sure...

Only Kay and Jared could take the most robotic, bland, dystopian episode in Bachelor history and make it fun. This week, we celebrate Jared’s birthday with the recap of the bizarre London trip. Greer is a tea lover and has a breakdown, but was she wrong for trying to empathize with Zach and his position? Gabi is becoming a front runner, kind of out of nowhere and we say goodbye to Mercedes and Kyl...

This episode Kay and Jared are celebrating Valentine's Day by diving into episode four of the Bachelor. This season has been flying by, girls are dropping left and right, and Zach isn't messing around, but is that to his benefit? They discuss whether or not they are Team Anastasia, Team Kylee, or Team Get Those Brand Deals. And Kat is their top contestant and you will never guess who won the week....

This week Kay and Jared ask the important question: do adult men have "best friends" or does Zach just have zero? Because if Sean Lowe is the first person he calls for relationship advice, that's deemed a red flag. They also tackle the idea that reality contestants have possibly all become AI generated, void of any personality because they’re scared to be destroyed by the online Bachelor mafia. It...

This week Jared and Kay take on Vanity Fair and their lack substance article that claims The Bachelor is DOA. Of course, Jared being a man of the people, stands up for all of us who love reality tv or as some people refer to it, "garbage". Kay makes an incredible observation about the Bachelor mansion, and Jared thinks Christina is possibly a super villain. It's a jam packed episode, they give the...

Jared and Kay come into this 27th season with their side eye and skepticism but that doesn't stop them from talking all about the premiere of The Bachelor. Jared kindly refers to this franchise as the McDonald's of television and Kay wants to know just how many Dyson Airwraps were used in the making of these intro looks. They also ask the important questions like, is Jesse Palmer a frat bro ghost...

Description: This week Kay and Jared are breaking down part two of the Bachelor contestant list, aka the "new hot people". They get into the Nick Viall of it all, tackling his "moral superiority" when it comes to Chris Harrison, and of course his recent engagement. Jared gives us his prediction that Zack will end up with a Disney adult, and asks the burning question, WTF is "yachting with the girl...

Kay and Jared are back baby! They are refreshed and ready to take on the new season of The Bachelor. Yeah, the new season doesn't start for another two weeks, but there is no shortage of news. Jared gives his hot takes when it comes to Gregg and Victoria's romance, and Disney adults. Not to mention, Chris Harrison launched a podcast, and is giving "troublesome" Nick Viall even more press. And of c...

He started as the guy who dated both bachelorettes, to then become the most dated guy on the beach in paradise, now he’s here with Jared and Kay to wrap up this season of The Betchelor. Jared wastes no time asking the hard-hitting questions… where his ig name came from, how tall he is, and of course his thoughts on Kate. Logan also gives some advice to anyone thinking about signing up for The Bach...

After a week of letting the finale sink in, Kay and Jared dive into the details and highlight the best (and worst) moments of the season. Welcome to The Betchies, grab your popcorn because there’s a lot of drama to be unpacked. Before they get into the awards, the elephant in the room needed to be addressed – Victoria and Greg doing their couple world tour. Are they actually in love or is this jus...

Congrats! We finally made it to the end, pour yourself a drink – you deserve it. This week Jesse promised us the most dramatic finale ever and it was nothing short of dramatic that’s for sure. But there were definitely three key takeaways – the Tyler and Brittany breakup, the Victoria Greg Johnny love triangle, and Logan’s new look. Jared and Kay go through each couple and talk about the relations...

With one week until the finale, Kay joins Jared in the studio to review the drama that ensued over the last few episodes. We had pointless fights, we had dances, and we even had a potential yeast infection? We’re dwindling down to the end, so at this point its couple up or get out. After an intervention gone wrong, that’s exactly what happened to Jessenia and Ency. Where do we stand on that whole...

On this bonus episode, Jared talks to Chelsea Vaugh (@chelseavaughn) about Bachelor in Paradise and what she’s been up to since we last saw her on the show. She describes her transition from the corporate world to modeling, then applying to be on The Bachelor when she heard it would be Matt James. They talk producers, the reality of reality television, and Bachelor crew egg freezing – yeah, you re...

As a pleasant surprise, we only had one episode this week, but it luckily did not lack the drama. Last week’s preview teased that something was going to send the whole beach into tears, and that it did. After choosing Rodney at the rose ceremony, Eliza still ended up breaking his heart. Kay and Jared get into where things went wrong and how it could have been handled better. They also dive into th...

This week we get two episodes of what Jared calls “couples beach.” It seems like everyone is paired up and enjoying a drama free moment in paradise…until Genevieve and Aaron give everyone a show. If that wasn’t enough, three new people join the beach to mix things up – Hayden (still without Rambo) and the twins. Jared lets us know how he feels about the twins. Let’s just say he grouped them with A...

Another week down and it might have actually been our most dramatic week yet. The split is over and Jesse Palmer was noticeably struggling to get these women to the end. Essentially, the original women were not having it and Jesse was their stand-in therapist. Believe it or not, some of the reunions on the beach did not go as smoothly as some would have hoped. We had break ups, new connections, se...

On this bonus episode, Kay and Morgan Paige of @morganptalks (a one stop shop for all things reality tv) talk about the current Bachelor in Paradise season. They discuss each couple, the overall cast, and the new split format, and let me tell you – they have some thoughts. Morgan even shares her theory of what happened that led to Michael and Danielle being exempt from the split. Seems like the pr...

Jesse promised us a twist this week and he definitely delivered. “The Split” might seem familiar to fans of other dating shows, that’s because they basically pulled it directly from Love Island. How do Jared and Kay feel about this you ask? 10/10 – Jared wants them to go even further and steal elements from even more reality shows. For once, it feels like the producers played their cards right. On...

Another week in paradise and let’s just say it wasn’t all sunshine and tequila. TBH it was mostly a married couple farting…but we won’t talk about they who shall not be named. This season seems to have an open-door policy because we have people coming and going as they please. Jared and guest host Serena Pitt (@serena_pitt) weigh in on everything that went down this week. We even get the inside sc...

We made it through our first two-episode week and let’s just say, we’re exhausted already. Double dates, enemies turned best friends, dodged kisses, missing fingers…so much to take in in just one week. Jared and guest host Zachary from @zacharyreality dive into the drama of this week. They discuss their thoughts on the matches so far, along with the character development of some of the formally pr...