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Big, salty, spicy balls…there’s nothing better than having some dried apricots as Halloween treats! In this episode the Beta Bros breakdown their top 5 favorite candies and treats. We go very regional and talk about the mysterious yet magical delight that is a Mazapan, Saladitos, and Pelucas. We also talk about some more traditional choices that a lot of us will have this halloween. We also talk a...

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Who is this girl I see, starring straight, back at me? WELL….is it Mulan? In this week’s episode The Beta Boys review the new Disney live action adaptation of one of their classic animated films: Mulan. The Bros give their takes on what worked and what didn’t work on Disney’s first action epic of this scale. They also drop some Beta News including Blumhouse’s bloody take on Freaky Friday and offer...

Saying the crane kick is the most unguardable karate move known to man, is like saying The Beta Report is the greatest podcast of all time…ALL TRUE…FACTS…NO CAP!!!! The Beta Bros are back with another great episode that is sure to sweep your leg and put you in a body bag…man, the Karate Kid was kind of dark! Anyway, the Bros talk about the new Netflix hit: Cobra Kai. Another foray into 80’s nostal...

The world is still a shell of its former self. Things have not fully come back to normal. However, there are some promising signs of normalcy. Especially for us movie lovers. There are two BIG movies coming out IN THEATERS this month: New Mutants and Tenet. So, this raises the question…is it worth it? Should we go back to the theater? The Beta Bros weigh-in on this new moral dilemma and whether th...

What about an episode all about tacos? Well although it starts off that way we do talk about other stuff than just tacos! Join us as we discuss the show by the creator of The Office called Upload. We also talk about the excellent season 2 of The Umbrella Academy, the very unconventional dating reality show, Love on the Spectrum and we also talked how you can help those in need in Beirut after the...

By now, I’m sure you all already know, but we’ll go ahead and restate it here…We’re pretty amazing at what we do! Don’t believe us? Check out the latest list of Emmy nominations. Anything look and sound familiar? It’s basically every show we’ve ever talked about. Yeah, we’re nice like that! Okay, okay…really though, The Emmys has just released its list of nominations and it’s like seeing all your...

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An arrow explodes through the eye of a cavernous skull, exposing a wound that bleeds a beautiful bouquet of flowers. A butterfly perches on the arrow, spreads it’s wings and pollenates the air with its effervescent majesty. As the arrow sinks deeper into the skull and the flowers bloom in an incandescent splendor, at the top of the skull, a tampon appears adorning it like a crown and the image dis...

As we face these unprecedented times, we know that as men of color, as entertainers, as humans, The Beta Report has an obligation to stand in solidarity with our African-American and black brothers and sisters who are being unjustly murdered and mistreated in our country. As a team, The Beta Report wants to use our “language” and our platform, to measure, value and acknowledge the lives that are a...

The Beta Vault has briefly closed its doors for this week to make way for another Beta-ford contraption: a Time Traveling Hot Tub Beta Machine! The Beta Boys welcome John back for another episode and spare no time to strip him down and get him in their time traveling hot tub. On this episode we dive deep into Christopher Nolan’s new film Tenet. Is it a time travel movie or can it be something comp...

It’s time to sharpen your swords and comb your bigote as The Beta Report swashbuckles it’s way through the California country side to talk about a real hidden gem: The Mask of Zorro. Never before has The Beta Report been more macho, suave or debonair than on this week’s episode with special guest and friend of the show: John Hernandez! Join The Beta Boys as they chop things up and discuss the lege...

Again, The Beta Vault has been demak’d wide open as we continue our classic movie marathon for the month of May. The Beta Boys have searched the streets of Hong Kong, wandered into some dark alley’s and stepped over Jean-Claude Van Damme’s legs as he does the splits to find this week’s Beta Vault Movie: Bloodsport! From Hiroshima tragedies to The Triads, secret deadly martial arts competition, and...

The Beta Vault is now officially open! And, there is no better way to kick-off this series than with a movie that is as pure and joyful as Johnny 5 himself. The first movie out of the vault this week is: Short Circuit. If you love E.T., Gizmo, Sloth or any of the other quintessential 80’s buddy companions that we all loved and wished we had growing up, then this is the movie for you…that is, of co...

The Beta Report dives into their central core memory system to provide bingeing aid to your now calloused thumbs. Stop scrolling! And listen to this episode where The KON, Uno and Jay dig up a tv show and movie that are currently streaming on all the major streaming sites that have now become hidden gems, forgotten friends, or old companions reaching out to rekindle past memories of non-quarantine...

The KON, Uno and Jay explore how Sam Raimi, the mastermind of several horror and super hero classics, will affect and shape the future of the MCU, reveal a huge Mandalorian announcement coming May 4th, and review LA Originals on Netflix and Trolls 2: World Tour now streaming on demand everywhere.  The Beta Boys also uncover their own guilty pleasures they’re watching as the quarantine and off...

The Beta Bros are back with another quarantine episode! HBO is free for the month of April so we got you covered on the best all time shows to watch and our current picks! We also draft our favorite fictional characters for our Quaran-Team! Don't forget to hit the subscribe button and visit our website at thebetareport.com. Instagram, Facebook and Twitter: @thebetareport

Tigers, murder plots, and pizza: Oh My!!! TBR has gone wild for Netflix’s new hit docu-series: Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness. The Beta Boys react to the thrilling and all out insanity of this story, offering their most shocking moments of the series, their favorite characters, least favorite characters and what unanswered questions we may still have.