The Best One Yet

KFC is launching their first chicken nugget in their 92 year history — because the window for their chicken loyalty is closing fast. With extreme heat ravaging Europe, people are turning to climate change duct tape: Air Conditioners. And Netflix’s shrinkage continued for a second-straight quarter, so it should initiate Code Red: Make Fewer Shows. $YUM $NFLX $CARRFollow The Best One Yet on Instagra...

A judge just ruled that Subway can be sued over its tuna sandwich… So it’s time to discuss “The Barbra Streisand Effect.” After 10 years, Snapchat just launched on a web version — and it’s a Zoom-eater. And airline’s just reported earnings, which can be summed up with one single flight: Delta flew a plane from London to Detroit only filled with lost bags.$SNAP $DAL $UAL $AALFollow The Best One Yet...

Beyonce has finally joined TikTok, but the real story here is how TikTok’s beating Google. The NYTimes and Hasbro are turning Wordle into a physical board game, because they’re playing chess while their copycats play checkers. And Big Tech’s management style is taking a page from old school Jack Welch: Less “Cool Mom,” more “Hunger Games.”$HAS $NYT $GOOG $METAFollow The Best One Yet on Instagram,...

Budweiser was the exclusive beer sponsor of the Super Bowl until today — and that made Molson Coors the most creative beer in advertising. The founder of Oculus has a new plan: Become Iron Man (he’s pulling a Tony Stark in real life). And if you enjoy the heated seats in a BMW, you’re gonna have to pay extra for them… because BMW is jumping into Fee-tail with a Fee-ocracy.$TAP $BUD $BMWYY $METAFol...

Tinder just acquired a dating app so exclusive, we couldn’t even jump in TBOY-style — Because dating isn’t about love, it’s about time. Ducks… Cavemen… and the Geico Gecko… There is a secret strategy behind insurance mascots and sports. Inflation just hit a level so high, we’re going full myth-busters on how we can lower gas prices.$MTCH $KHC $BRK.A $PRU\Follow The Best One Yet on Instagram, Twitt...

Trivia: What startup did Spotify just acquire? Answer: A music trivia game that rhymes with Wordle (because “discovery” is audio’s biggest problem). Pepsi just revealed a shockingly strong quarter because it’s double-dipping its chips — and we’re letting them do it. And American tourists traveling to Europe are about to enjoy 18% off everything, but there are 2 sides to every coin (literally).$PEP...

Elon Musk is canceling his deal with Twitter and here’s how we’re visualizing it: A house with termites. Truff created the most expensive hot sauce on earth, and it’s because Truff created an Instagram handle before it created a sauce. And 124,000 pages of secret Uber files just leaked that reveal just how dirty Uber’s “Move Fast & Break Things” Playbook got: “We’re illegal.” $UBER $KHC $TWTR $TSL...

The price of everything is going up… except for the $1.50 Costco Hot Dog & Soda combo (because the co-founder will kill the CEO if it’s a penny more). HBO just made one of the biggest changes in TV ad history: Commercials you won’t hate. And SpaceX just launched wifi for yachts because it’s building Invisible Infrastructure.$COST $WBD $TSLAFollow The Best One Yet on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok:...

RadioShack went bankrupt 7 years ago, but its Twitter account has never been more alive. Virgin Galactic figured out how to financially get you into space: The Mothership. And if you try to return that turtleneck to Target, they don’t want it back — just keep it. It’s the end of online returns.$SPCE $BA $TGT $WMTFollow The Best One Yet on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok: @tboypodAnd now watch us on...

The fastest growing segment in toys… is grownups (we’re talking middle-aged fans of Legos, scooters, and dolls). Amazon just invested in GrubHub to add food delivery to Prime because nothing’s stickier than a few sweeteners. And last week the Supreme Court reached one decision that affects every industry in the US: “The Major Questions Doctrine.”$MAT $HAS $JTKWY $AMZNFollow The Best One Yet on Ins...

What if we told you that Tesla was opening a drive-thru restaurant with a drive-in movie theater? They just filed a permit for one in LA. The Minions movie set box office records thanks to roaming gangs of teenage boys in suits. And Slutty Vegan hit a $100M valuation for an aggressively plant-based burger because if everyone likes you, nobody loves you.$TSLA $CMCSAFollow The Best One Yet on Instag...

Apple just launched a concert series with Mary J Blige and Harry Styles because in a Recession, Subscription is the Prescription. LA’s 2 top universities joined the Big 10, because college football has become a TV show. And BlockFi lost up to 99% of its value in 3 months (and Harry Styles explains this one, too), because the crypto winter is the riskiest of risky.$BTC $AAPL Follow The Best One Yet...

If you’re hitting the beach tomorrow with a pack of LaCroixs, know that you’re drinking minivation, not innovation. And if you’re flying today, talk to your seatmate about the latest disruption in the air: Bunk beds. And Zigazoo just hit a $100M valuation to be the social media app for kindergarteners (not a typo).$FIZZ  $AIR $DAL $UAL $SAVEFollow The Best One Yet on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok...

The most expensive bottles of whiskey ever were just sold in an airport, because where there’s Inflation, there’s gin-vestment opportunities. After Roe v Wade was overturned last week, one part of the digital economy saw a surge: Period-tracking apps. And after 3 years on her throne, Charli D’Amelio was just replaced as Queen of TikTok… just as TikTok shared its internal numbers with us.$STZ $META...

Bad news for keg stands: Airbnb just permanently banned parties at airbnbs, because it’s down with a little friction. The Olive Garden just hit pre-pandemic hiring levels because The Great Resignation is becoming The Great Reversation. And Rivian just launched an electric truck charging network, but there’s 1 catch… you must love 14-mile out-and-back hikes.$RIVN $DRI $ABNBFollow The Best One Yet o...

The mysterious and private Mars Candy Company just shared its numbers with us for the 1st time: More M&Ms than you think… and more veterinarians. Have you heard The Great Latte Lie? If you’ve been told you can’t buy a house because you buy too many fancy coffees, we have an update for you. And for the 1st time in more than a century, Russia didn’t pay back its IOUs — Because it’s got wingmen.$HSY...

Shocker: La-Z-Boy jumped 11% on a record quarter because it borrowed a lesson from Ancient Greek mythology. Roku and Walmart just partnered up so you can watch “Yellowstone”… and then buy cowboy boots through your TV. And with Roe v. Wade overturned on Friday, we’re looking at what we know best: The economic impact. $LZB $ROKU $WMTFollow The Best One Yet on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok: @tboypod...

The newest feature from Alexa impersonates the voice of your dead relatives (Yetis, we need to talk about the Jeff Goldblum Principle). Little Caesars just became another “Official Pizza” of the NFL, because “Official” anything is the ultimate Profit Puppy. And if you’re vaping a Juul right now, enjoy it — Juul e-cigarettes just got banned in the US.Also, want to hear that interview we did with Th...

Remember yesterday when Kellogg told us that cereal is dead? Well, startup Magic Spoon just raised $85M… for Millennial cereal. Just as you spiral into a Gas Price depression, we may be getting a 3-month Gas Tax Holiday. And the Obamas are moving their podcast from Spotify to Amazon because exclusivity has an expiration date.$SPOT $AMZN $XOM $KFollow The Best One Yet on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik...

We looked at our instagram feed over the weekend, and we found TikTok (all our friends’ posts were gone). Kellogg, the sultan of cereal, is splitting into 3 separate companies because snacks are eating everything. And Chanel just unveiled a store so exclusive, you can’t go in without a ticket #VVIP.$K $META $LVMUYFollow us on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok: @tboypodAnd now watch us on YoutubeWant...

The Warriors won the NBA Finals, but the real MVP was a shot-tracking startup called NOAH. Amazon just took over a luxurious all-you-can-anything Mexican resort because it desperately wants fashion Influencer friends. And Elon sat down with Twitter employees for his first company “Tweet & Greet,” but it was anticlimactic.$AMZN $TWTR $GOOGFollow us on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok: @tboypodAnd now...

Netflix is so desperate for Season 2 of Squid Game to be a success… that it’s turning the horror show into a reality TV show. Lego is finally building its 1st factory in the US because kids want that toy now (except if they change their minds. Or don’t. Then change again). And Jokr is shutting down its Super Delivery app in the US, marking the end of the “VC Subsidized Millennial Lifestyle.”$NFLX...

Major League Soccer just became the first pro sports league to jump 100% from cable to streaming — and it’s doing it with Apple. Miso Robotics’ greatest invention isn’t a $500M burger-flipping robot… it’s an army of newsletter-reading Fan-vestors. And the Fed just made its biggest interest rate move in 28 years because it has 1 request for us: “Stop Buying Things.”$AAPL $CMGFollow us on Instagram,...

McD’s is cutting a bunch of items from its menu… and we noticed it’s all about slaughtering the salad. While stocks are falling, 3 big investors just bought up shares of NextDoor — Because its neighbors aren’t trolling. And the 1st state to go carbon zero looks like it’ll be: Florida.$KIND $MCD $NEEFollow us on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok: @tboypodAnd now watch us on YoutubeWant a Shoutout on t...

Google has built an AI chatbot that’s so good, one engineer thinks it feels emotions… like a 7-year-old human. Jack Daniels and Coke is the most ordered I-don’t-know-what-else-to-order drink at the bar, so Coca-Cola is canning its 4th alcohol. And Celsius seems to have lost its clients’ crypto money — That bad apple punches the whole bunch.$KO $BF $GOOG $BTCFollow us on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik...