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What do Driscoll Blueberries, farmers, & undercover Chinese spies have in common?... China and America’s Situationship. Trump, Jensen, and the All-In oppose AI regulation… so we give that argument some airtime. Red Rock Resorts gifted its employees free stock… right after it lost in the Supreme court. And France is waiving its rules on max alcohol allowed in champagne… just this once. $RRR $NV...

All 3 leaders of AI agree: AI needs regulation… but we’ve seen this same thing before: Nuclear. Jonny Pops is selling $175M of popsicles thanks to one growth hack… wooden kindness sticks. 3 million millionaires got rich on Main Street… and they’re looking for heirs to their fortune. Plus, the hot new trend at college is the Wellness Darty… 11am non-alc cold plunge at the Frat. $MSFT $MICC $SPY RSV...

Hollywood’s new villains aren’t Big Banks, it’s Tech CEOs… and 4 new films prove it. Lacoste is only selling its new polo collection through hotel room service… It’s fancy by association. The Consumer Price Index came in at 3.4%… so let’s talk about “Interest Rate Squatters.” Plus, the #1 new complaint in your Uber… is the smell of that Very Cherry chemical Air Freshener. $LYFT $UBER Linkedin post...

25 years after September 11th, we found the ultimate comeback story… NYC’s Financial District. Bumble is going through a breakup with a finance guy… We think AI will acquire it. Elon Musk’s The Boring Company just hit a $23B valuation… but it’s only in 1 city. Plus, the future currency of an AI apocalypse world?... Pokemon Cards. $BMBL $TSLA $SPCX Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our In-Person O...

John Ternus launched Apple’s iPhone Duo… We call it the iFold and it’s a lesson in launching. Christian Dior isn’t a fashion brand, it’s now a spa chain… obsessed with rich new moms. Open AI solved an unsolvable Millennial Prize math Question… by upstreaming a human. Plus, tonight’s NFL game in Australia is really a Battle of Jet Lag… Arrive 7 days early or 1 day? $AAPL $LVMUY $PPRUY Grab your Tic...

The LA Rams are Super Bowl favorites… because the GM learned from Warren Buffett. Deli menus are populated with gross AI-gen images… because of AI inbreeding. America is at war (economically) with Canada… and we can see it all in one private jet brand. Plus, young men aren’t showering… they’re “Pheromone-maxxing.” $SPY $NKE $BBD Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our In-Person Offering San Francis...

US Open has an influencer problem/opportunity… cause to get reach, you gotta give up control. The Hugging Face hack by OpenAI reads like a Hollywood movie… It’s a criminal AI conspiracy. Hershey’s doesn’t own the “S’More”, but it’s making $250M on it… because Hershey let go. Plus, Burning Man is now Burning Old Man… It’s now an elder Millennial retirement community. $HSY $OURA $MSFT Grab your Tick...

The LA Clippers just got the biggest punishment in NBA history… but Labor Day explains the paradox for owner Steve Ballmer. Uber is now friends with taxi unions? Tesla Cybercab has no steering wheel?... It’s a showdown. The world’s oldest pasta brand bought the youngest… Barilla acquired Goodles Noodles. Plus, the biggest opportunity in finance right now… is your 200-year-old local State Fair. $KH...

The Bond Market is selling the USA… we'll explain it using brunch with your buds. Vanderbilt & Villanova University are both expanding right now… thanks to the Pope, the Knicks, and our takeaway. The MLB hired a guy who knocked off their baseball app… It’s a lesson on how to get promoted. Plus, non-alcohol beer is not necessarily non-alcoholic… so Heineken got sued. $SPY Grab your Tickets to t...

We found the 1st restaurant to ban smartglasses… and it’s because of Kylie Jenner. James Patterson has published more books than anyone… but his Mr Beast book could be busted. The Aperol Spritz didn’t happen by accident… It’s because Campari built a secret Spritz School. Plus, the biggest AI product this year… is a $500 AI-enhanced live-streaming toothbrush. RSVP to our SF run club at thebestrunye...

Apple’s new CEO John Ternus starts today… but he’s already folding (literally). The Gap surged 12% on a brand-new-old strategy… Feels like ‘94. The wildest car in the world can’t be bought in America… It’s BYD’s Carmageddon. Plus, the hottest investing trend on Wall Street is… baldness stocks ($MANE is up 500%) $GAP $AAPL $MANE Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our In-Person Offering San Francisc...

Gucci’s luxury comeback is based on a made-up myth… and we got the receipts. The Big Mac Index reveals you have more money than you think… but in the wrong place. Grand Theft Auto is the biggest video game in history… so they invented a new thing. Plus, say hello to the $142K Influencer Degree… It’s the new Back-to-School move. $PPRUY $MCD $TTWO Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our In-Person Off...

Whip open your wallets, because no one affects your paycheck like this man. We just sat down with Austan Goolsbee — President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. He’s a Macarthur Genius, former Chair of Obama’s Economic Advisors, and the coolest economist we know: Picture Ted Lasso meets Paul Volcker… He’s the Maestro of our Money Supply, and he guided the economy through the ‘08 financial cri...

  Reddit… it’s the most important company in social media right now, because it’s the most different. It’s the 5th most visited website in America, the internet’s front page, and the most valuable source of content to train artificial intelligence (Sam Altman pays *them*). They’ve got a partnership with OpenAI… yet the content is anti-AI. And co-founder / CEO Steve Huffman runs the most real...

Watch the interview on Youtube here: https://youtu.be/eyS-eokvP-U Everyone laughed when Jesse and Emily Cole said they were going to save baseball by turning it into a circus. The traditionalists said it was a mockery. The investors said it wouldn't scale. Babe Ruth woulda blushed. But today, while the Red Sox and Yankees yawn in the dugout, the Savannah Bananas are selling out those very same sta...

Nick & Jack share the best comebacks yet. In business, from us personally, and from you. Because TBOY hotline is where you’re in the CEO seat, so we’ve got the operator ready, with some fantastic voicemails to share. When Nick got cut from the lacrosse team and when Jack split up with his girlfriend he’d moved in with . When a big media biz backed out of a deal with us on the day we were suppo...

Back in 2009, Rihanna’s bank account plummeted by 80% and she almost filed for bankruptcy. But now she’s a billionaire… and it reminds us of one famous savings strategies. In fact, we just remixed that savings strategy for the post-pandemic economy so that you can use it too. **A sneak peek of our new series, Cha-Ching: The money secrets of the world’s most famous celebs, athletes, & stars. SH...

Before their historic MSG wedding, the “Swelces” likely pulled off the ultimate prenuptial agreement (Taylor’s dad reportedly insisted). But did you know that 53% of couples under 45 have one too? We’ll tell you why you should too (and how to pull it off). **A sneak peek of our new series, Cha-Ching: The money secrets of the world’s most famous celebs, athletes, & stars. SHARE YOUR FEEDBACK wi...

Why did Shaquille O'Neal sprint out of a Best Buy to install a doorbell in his home? And what does that have to do with investing? Everything. Because the 1st step in investing is this: Buy what you know. And we’ll tell you how to do it. **A sneak peek of our new series, Cha-Ching: The money secrets of the world’s most famous celebs, athletes, & stars. SHARE YOUR FEEDBACK with us in the commen...

Beyonce and Jay Z are worth a combined $4B and just bought the most expensive home in California history — But why do they have a mortgage? Not just a mortgage, a $53M 30-year mortgage? Because the mortgage it’s a financial trickshot in growing your wealth if you do it the right way. **A sneak peek of our new series, Cha-Ching: The money secrets of the world’s most famous celebs, athletes, & s...

Louis Vuitton & Porsche built a $2M car… Only two people will buy it, but *you* can own it. You’ve heard of FOMO, but what about FOMOOCH?... Fear of Missing Out On Chips. Interns graduated to dealmakers this summer… we got numbers to prove it. Plus, we’re taking vacation for two weeks, but are teasing a new series right here next week. $POAHY $LVMUY $NVDA Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our...

Unwell raised $$ at a $500M valuation… but Alex Cooper’s business model is still unwritten. Paramount might not close its Warner Bros acquisition… which would result in the biggest late fee of all time. Candy Crush is 15 years old and still has 81 million users… because you can never win it. Plus, the LA Lakers just sold for a record $12.5B - more than any team in any sport anywhere. $MSFT $PARA $...

The NY Yanks sold part of the team to Apollo PE… because only 1 thing in sports is sacred. Domino’s created its 1st single-serve pizza… because 43% of meals are now solo. Spotify is playing good cop to musicians, bad cop to podcasters… because of slop. Plus, Harry Potter might have caused your internet outage today (actually, that was Dobby). $DPZ $APO $SPOT Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our...

Adidas “Jellyfish” sneakers are designed by Pharrell… But we-re Post-Sneaker (your boss is the proof). Mark Zuckerberg published a 6,500 word AI manifesto… he’s running for President of AI. Buy a $10 Dunkin gift card, get $10 free... It’s the Paze Craze infinity money glitch. Plus, the price of guac may be coming down… because avocado trees are changing sexes. $ADDYY $JPM $META  Grab your Tic...

Airbnb stock had its best day ever Friday… because of car rentals, luggage storage, & Gigagedon. Robinhood is IPO-ing a VC fund with Y Combinator companies… it’s super seedy (in a good way). Boxed wine sales rose 144% in the last 12 months… Luxury labels are slapping-the-bag. Plus, LinkedIn wants you to snitch on your buddies using AI… it’s an Anti-Slop Button. $ABNB $HOOD $STZ Grab your Ticke...