The Bert Show

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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Someone In Studio Asked Their Friend To Go Out With Them LIVE On Air! 14.02.2025 5:43

Has Producer Rebecca given up or is she just gaming the system? She's asking someone to be her girlfriend in a sweeping romantic gesture on Valentine's Day night! But there's a catch...listen here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: What Word Do YOU Always Mispronounce? 14.02.2025 5:55

Do you have a word you mispronounce EVERY! SINGLE! TIME you say it?! @KrisKling does! It's time for her #StupidBit of the week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s Moving Out And Needs Advice On How To Break It To Her Roommates! 14.02.2025 7:56

She needs our advice! She's closing in on a house in a week...how should she let her roommates know she's bouncing?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Parents Are Requesting TIPS After Throwing Birthday Parties For Their Kids! 14.02.2025 7:32

If you throw a birthday party for your kid, is it cool to request TIPS from the guests? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here’s Why Valentine’s Day Is BETTER When You’re Single! 14.02.2025 8:36

Singles on #ValentinesDay! Fear not! @theabbymurphy will share why today is in fact the GREATEST time of year to not have a partner...do you believe her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Forgot To Wish Their S.O. A Happy Valentine’s Day! 14.02.2025 7:56

Oops…Moe remembered to say good morning to his lady, it’s what he FORGOT that’s got him nervous! He didn’t remember it’s #ValentinesDay! Want to win an argument EVERY single time? Just ask a lawyer! Click here for this attorney's advice on verbal sparring! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To This Valentine’s Day Trivia Question? 14.02.2025 4:48

It’s time to LOSE BERT’S MONEY! Do you know the answer to this saucy #ValentinesDay trivia question? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her Husband Is Getting His Work Wife A Gift For Valentine’s Day And She’s Not Happy! 14.02.2025 5:32

Her husband is getting his "work wife" a gift for #ValentinesDay! She's not sure how to feel about it...would you be cool with that? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Got Relationship Advice From Couples Who Have Been Married For Decades! 14.02.2025 5:20

We need advice on keeping love alive! Which is why had listeners who have been together for more than 15 years call up to give their advice on keeping a relationship STRONG! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has It Ends With Us Author Colleen Hoover Taken Justin Baldoni's Side? 14.02.2025 5:04

Has It Ends With Us Author Colleen Hoover Taken Justin Baldoni's Side? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do These Ladies Who Fell In Love At First Sight In 2023 Still Have Valentines Today? 14.02.2025 11:42

Producer Rebecca is recommending the romantic movies she thinks The Bert Show should watch based on their personalities! But wait...is this a ROAST?! Over a year ago we asked for women to call in who were CERTAIN they had fallen in love at first sight...today we're checking back! Do they still have their #Valentines?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Ran A Personal Experiment On Himself And Immediately FAILED! 14.02.2025 11:05

Bert ran a personal experiment on himself and immediately FAILED! He wanted to be normal Bert, NOT Bert Show Bert on *one* social media platform…and it didn’t work. He’ll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Member Of The Bert Show Does Kristin Think Fits In The LEAST With Everyone Else? 14.02.2025 9:49

It’s time for #PleadTheFifth and Kristin is in the hot seat! Which member of The Bert Show does she think fits in the LEAST? Click here to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 13 13.02.2025 44:44

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 13 13.02.2025 30:10

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 13 13.02.2025 43:09

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Follow Up Thursday: She Gave Her Ex A Second Chance! Was It A Mistake? 13.02.2025 6:02

She didn't feel like her boyfriend was appreciating her, so she broke up with him! She started dating another dude and her ex came crawling back...so she gave him a second chance! Did she make the right decision? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Had No Idea How Disgusting Public Gyms Really Are! 13.02.2025 4:45

Thinking about getting into working out like Kristin? Listen to THIS before you walk into the gym...turns out they’re GERM factories! Moe spills the nasty details here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility? 13.02.2025 5:45

Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is A Handwritten Card More Meaningful Than A Typed One With The Same Message? 13.02.2025 10:04

Quick question for ya! They’re both romantic, but is a handwritten card more meaningful than a typed one with the SAME message? Bert wants to hear from you! VOTE HERE: https://thebertshow.com/articles/cardquestion/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will You Bey My Galentine: Which Of These Besties Is Winning Beyoncé Tickets? 13.02.2025 18:08

Will you #Bey my #Galentine? We found some irreplaceable besties ready to get in formation for some #Beyoncé tickets! Who will win the #Newlywed game live in studio? Click here to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility? 13.02.2025 5:28

Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is This A Hip Hop Lyric Or Wisdom From A Fortune Cookie? 13.02.2025 6:22

Can you tell the difference between these lyrical Hip Hop wordsmiths and the canned wisdom that comes from a FORTUNE COOKIE? It's harder than you think! Click here to play! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Took A Mysterious Shot And Paid The Price! 13.02.2025 8:40

He took a mystery shot and came down with a weird illness! Is this a sign that Moe needs to take a step back from drinking? He thinks so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are Men Too SCARED To Date Abby Because She’s On The Bert Show? 13.02.2025 9:39

NO ONE has been able to find Abby her match, so Kristin is calling in the big dogs! Her mentor Randi West is on the line to give Abby the same advice she gave Kristin when she started morning radio! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.