The Bert Show

Comedy EN ↓ 5100 episodes

Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 7 07.03.2025 37:21

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Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 7 07.03.2025 38:48

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 7 07.03.2025 42:27

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We’re Forcing Messy Mikey To Relive His Most Embarrassing Drunken Moment! 07.03.2025 6:02

Messy Mikey is only 23...so, how come he couldn't hold his own against a bunch of 60-year-olds? He shares how he got mercilessly beat down at his own game! But before we get into that, let’s revisit that HUMILIATING drunken moment where he badgered his boss for a promotion! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Breaks Down The History Of The Final Boss Of Anti-Feminism! 07.03.2025 6:07

One woman fought so hard against feminism in the 70s that we still haven't recovered. On today's episode of Abby’s Ye Olde Gossip she breaks down the story of raging antifeminist Phyllis Schlafly! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dolly Parton Released An Emotional New Song In Honor Of Her Late Husband 07.03.2025 3:31

Dolly Parton Released An Emotional New Song In Honor Of Her Late Husband Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Has A Major Decision To Make Now That She Knows She Wants Kids! 07.03.2025 4:18

She made the decision to have kids, just not right now. Is it finally time for Producer Keity to put her eggs on ice? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Texting Tutor: She Got Screwed Over By A Mechanic And Needs Our Help Getting Money Back! 07.03.2025 17:24

She got completely screwed over by a mechanic and needs our help texting the dude to get her money back! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete Davidson Offered Former Friend Colin Jost A $20K Watch As A Peace Offering! 07.03.2025 4:53

Pete Davidson Offered Former Friend Colin Jost A $20K Watch As A Peace Offering! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert’s Girlfriend Sent Moe A Secret Message To Deliver To Bert! 07.03.2025 6:57

Moe received a text message about another Bert Show member…from their GIRLFRIEND! She thinks they need to change this IMMEDIATELY! Do you agree? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Cussed Out A Group Of Children?! 07.03.2025 8:51

Producer Rebecca cussed out a group of children over the weekend...was she wrong to do it? Spoiler Alert: NO!!! She'll explain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The President Of A Mom Group Called Her A “Part Time Mom” For Having A Job! 07.03.2025 6:54

She was denied entry into the local mommy club because the president called her a 'part time mom'! What would you do in her shoes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert Just Dropped $$$ Trying To Get His Stuff Back That Kristin Stole 07.03.2025 12:59

Kristin came up with a fun little game yesterday: BUY BERT'S STUFF! Is there anything Bert would like to buy BACK? He's getting his chance here! But he’s gonna have to spend HOW much?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Star DEFINITELY Just Switched To Team Justin Baldoni 07.03.2025 5:12

A Surprising “It Ends With Us” Star Just Came Out In Support Of Justin Baldoni Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If She Fails To Hit The Gym We’re Putting Her On The Cover Of A Magazine! 07.03.2025 11:48

She's being held accountable! If she fails to keep up with her strength training, we're putting her on the cover of a magazine! How's it going Kristin? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s Break Down The Double Standard When A Woman Insults A Man! 07.03.2025 5:08

Yesterday we shared the meanest things women ever said to men! Today we’re back to defend the male gender! Does this husband prove women can get away with saying things men NEVER could? + She's being held accountable! If she fails to keep up with her strength training, we're putting her on the cover of a magazine! How's it going Kristin? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can You Finish The Lyrics To These Top 40 Tracks? The Bert Show Can’t! 07.03.2025 5:31

Ready to play a new Bert Show game we will all undoubtedly fail at? Can YOU finish the lyric of these popular songs? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Khloe Kardashian’s Daughter Thinks She And Her Ex Are Married? 07.03.2025 5:37

Khloe Kardashian’s Daughter Thinks She And Her Ex Are Married? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Is Bert Feeling After Learning Kristin Broke In And Sold His Stuff?! 07.03.2025 7:27

He’s officially back from Costa Rica! How is Bert feeling after learning Kristin broke in and sold his stuff?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 6 06.03.2025 39:17

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 6 06.03.2025 35:58

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 6 06.03.2025 44:31

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin Broke Into Bert’s House To Sell His Stuff To Bert Show Fam On Air! 06.03.2025 23:30

It's time to BUY! BERT'S! STUFF! While the cat's away, the mice will play! Kristin broke into Bert’s house and grabbed a BUNCH of stuff that she's offering to #BertShowFam! What are some lucky listeners walking away with today? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: The Sprite Challenge! 06.03.2025 6:02

It's time to embarrass everybody AND give them a tummy ache at the same time...are you ready to swallow Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week? Let’s try the SPRITE challenge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Follow Up Thursday: He Begged His Girlfriend To Take Him Back With A PowerPoint Presentation! 06.03.2025 4:51

He was so desperate to get his ex girlfriend back that he presented a PowerPoint presentation on air to convince her friends! Did it work? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.