The Bert Show

You have something you want to sell…a small business, a motto, a message to an ex! WE have the perfect billboard for you: Kristin’s forehead. What are we going to have printed on Kristin’s forehead? Find out HERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If your ex was a clothing brand, what clothing brand would they be? Here's what The Bert Show thinks! + She was upset that her husband wanted to get his "work wife" a Valentine's Day card! He said she was overreacting...did they ever see eye to eye? Nope! It got WORSE! Click here for #FollowUpThursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This morning Bert has an important question for someone in studio…what’s with your FACE? Click here to hear Kristin explain herself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert and Kristin had the most magical night with a Bert’s Big Adventure kiddo and his favorite singer, Andy Grammer. Turns out there’s a strong connection between this special kid and the singer that left not one dry eye in the room when he sang! Their waiter kept complimenting them all night while they sat for dinner! But was it genuine or just to to get a better tip? The studio is split! Hosted...

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback?  http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback?  http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Kristin normal? Do you also look at old pictures or videos of your kids when they were babies right before their birthday and make yourself hella sad?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His 12-year-old son thinks he's already ready for high school freedoms, but how much should Producer K Lee really allow? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to #StankTank! This week the stanks are tackling the most annoying part of many people's day...cooking in the kitchen! Would you buy the splash zone kitchen shower?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She learned a valuable lesson this weekend...NEVER ask your followers what they really think about your appearance! Here's what folks online said to Abby! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EBuzz: Trending Now - Kendrick Lamar, Teyana Taylor, + Did Hailey Bieber Stalk Justin?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you have a one-star rating on #Uber but know exactly what trip caused it! We asked #BertShowFam to spill and they sure did! But we never expected @KrisKling to get a one-star rating after this ride with Bert’s ex wife?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did a woman try to break up Producer Keity’s relationship over the weekend in Savannah? YES! How do we know? Because we have the proof after someone in studio recorded their entire conversation! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you let your kid move back in with you if things got tough? If you said yes...you are NOT like this celebrity who claims letting kids come home is a big mistake! We debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert is shocked at how emotional he got at the sidelines of his kid's soccer match the other day. He shares why he had to leave the stands to cry HERE! Catch The Bert Show LIVE at City Winery on July 24th! Will we see you there? https://bit.ly/4kWP7fU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They had a great time, he said he was going to call her for a second date....but he never did. She has a theory why and if her theory is right: she wants to explain! It's #SecondDateUpdate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her mom learned the hard way that single men SUCK! Here's what went down in Tampa that had Abby’s mom feeling homicidal!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s The Bert Show’s #MeowMadness! ✨ Is your husband a college basketball bracket “expert”? If he never stops talking about his foolproof strategy, this is your chance to take him down! Can his bracket beat @theabbymurphy's CAT'S? 😼 Sign up here: https://bit.ly/4iCJm5r + 27% of people who work in this profession don’t wear underwear?! Do you know the answer to Bert’s creepy superficial trivia qu...

He met a lady, they hit it off, and then ONE mistake sent her packing for good…he asked her if a random acrylic nail at his house was HERS! Guess what her answer was? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every trip Abby takes to Tampa is exactly the same....THE WORST. She'll prove it to you! She shares the same 5 interactions she always has with Floridians every time she hits #Trampa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback?  http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Nobody expected the Youth Group to actually make-out over the weekend, ESPECIALLY Producer Rebecca! Rebecca breaks down her emotions after spontaneously kissing Producer Jackson and shares why it made her so emotional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.