The Bert Show

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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Bert Show Fam Is Renting Our Resident Karen To Complain About Their New Car! 24.07.2025 3:54

She purchased a rebuilt car from a dealership that came with a new car smell...a GROSS one! She needs to rent our resident Karen to write a complaint! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Follow Up Thursday: His Family Wanted To Instagram Live The Birth Of Their First Child! 24.07.2025 6:36

Her husband wanted to record the birth of their first child on Instagram Live so his family could see the birth! Did she shut it down? It's #FollowUpThursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can She Convince Her Family NOT To Get A New Dog? 24.07.2025 8:56

Their family dog JUST died. Can you help Abby convince her family it's not the right time to get a new one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should He Fire His New Therapist For Lying To Him? 24.07.2025 6:59

He FINALLY signed up for therapy and loved it! There's just one small problem...should he fire his therapist after she said *this*? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 23 23.07.2025 33:10

072325 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 23 23.07.2025 39:39

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 23 23.07.2025 39:51

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Got The Ick After He Told Her He Threw Up Before Their First Date! 23.07.2025 5:57

Are single people in their 30s desperate or even MORE discriminating? Producer Rebecca has a theory after hearing this list of real first date icks from her early-30s friends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did We Find The ONE Thing Every Person Needs To Look For In A Partner? 23.07.2025 3:15

What do YOU look for when searching for a partner? Do you agree with this viral video? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There Is An Imposter In The Bert Show Studio! 23.07.2025 7:34

Who's the imposter on The Bert Show? Kristin is gonna find out right now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Remember Ozzy Osbourne’s Most Iconic Moments! 23.07.2025 20:35

Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Remember Ozzy Osbourne’s Most Iconic Moments! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her Daughter Is Making Her Barbies Do WHAT? 23.07.2025 5:16

She thinks her daughter's Barbies have gotten WAY outta hand, like a little too scandalous. Is she just being a Karen? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re Having Her Email EVERYONE She’s Wronged To Cleanse Her Karma! 23.07.2025 16:53

She's calling in because she needs help with a karma cleanse! A. What is that? And B. can we even help? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s Freaking Out Because School Starts SOON! 23.07.2025 9:43

She's freaking out and needs to hear from YOU! Can you help Kristin calm down now that school is starting? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round: Can You Help Clear This Teacher's List? 23.07.2025 5:07

She teaches pre-K Deaf & Hard of Hearing students at Minor Elementary School in Lilburn, Georgia . Click here to help clear her list! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ye Olde Gossip: Let’s Talk The Freakiest Magician EVER, Rasputin! 23.07.2025 4:21

It took poison, bullets, and a frozen river...and even that wasn’t enough the first two times. Find out what it REALLY took to kill Russia’s most infamous mystic, Rasputin on this episode of #YeOldeGossip! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Rated Bert Show Fam On Their Looks! 23.07.2025 12:23

They sent US their pictures to rate them! Will today's submissions be perfect 10s? Probably not! Click here to hear us rate #BertShowFam! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Wants To Plan Her Own Funeral Before She Passes Away! 23.07.2025 3:53

Is planning your own funeral arrangements down to writing the obituary thoughtful or is this grandma a control freak? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should She Call It Off With The Guy Who’s Perfect On Paper? 23.07.2025 6:48

Should you keep dating someone you connected with but can’t imagine being “your person”? Can good on paper ever turn into something more? What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would The Bert Show Leave Their Partners For $1 Million? 23.07.2025 6:36

Would you leave your partner for $1 million? You’ll be surprised at how many people say they would...are you one of them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Is Feeling Lost And Could Use Your Prayers! 23.07.2025 4:13

She’s feeling lost and could use your prayers! Abby has been raw-dogging life without something important…can we help her find it?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 22 22.07.2025 53:04

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 22 22.07.2025 34:09

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 22 22.07.2025 31:34

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Do You Make It Work When You Have A Different Parenting Style Than Your Partner? 22.07.2025 6:14

How do you make it work when you have a different parenting style than your partner? Kristin breaks it down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.