The Bert Show

Comedy EN ↓ 5100 episodes

Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Someone In Studio Is Shocked After Speaking To The Oldest Person They’ve Ever Met! 19.08.2025 9:39

Bert is SHOCKED after speaking to his girlfriend’s grandfather. Why? Because he was the oldest person he’s ever met and said THIS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PT 4: She Wants To Send The Gross Messages She Receives From Dudes To Their MOMS! 19.08.2025 9:28

She's sharing all the scandalous and straight up nasty messages she's received from men online to their MOMS! How will momma take it TODAY? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Did Her Blind Date In Indiana Go?! 19.08.2025 12:49

She flew across state lines for a blind date! How did it go?! Abby shares an update with us! Will there be a second date? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You’re Not A Bad Mom And We Have Scientific PROOF! 19.08.2025 8:42

You don't have a bad kid. You're not a bad mom, and you AREN'T going crazy, Kristin has the proof after feeling like the worst mom ever recently. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Bought Pokemon Cards For The First Time: Did We Win BIG? 19.08.2025 13:26

Are you into #Pokemon? Bert is a new collector after witnessing the craze IRL! Did he pull a good card? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Thought She Wouldn't Be Back In Studio For Way Longer! 19.08.2025 8:24

Color us shocked! Can you believe Abby and Kristin are actually in studio today? Bert certainly can’t and he’ll tell you why! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 18 18.08.2025 24:46

Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 18 18.08.2025 37:15

Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 18 18.08.2025 25:00

Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: These Women Shared The Most Unhinged Way They Are Passive Aggressive Towards The Patriarchy! 18.08.2025 6:20

From The Vault: These Women Shared The Most Unhinged Way They Are Passive Aggressive Towards The Patriarchy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR? 18.08.2025 8:56

From The Vault: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Doing Drugs And We’re Happy About It?! 18.08.2025 5:12

She was a caffeine free queen for SO long but Kristin has officially fallen off the wagon…and we’re happy about it! Here’s why she’s reaching for the espresso once again! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons 18.08.2025 8:48

From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: She Wants Us To Run A Background Check On The Hottie That Moved Next Door! 18.08.2025 12:45

From The Vault: She Wants Us To Run A Background Check On The Hottie That Moved Next Door! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Was This Teacher Out Of Line? 18.08.2025 5:22

From The Vault: Was This Teacher Out Of Line? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 15 15.08.2025 29:57

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 15 15.08.2025 36:16

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 15 15.08.2025 28:17

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re Adding Some Hair To Someone In Studio’s Chest And They Are NOT Happy! 15.08.2025 23:10

We added some hair to someone in studio’s chest! And they were NOT happy about it…how’s it feel Bert? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Generation Is On Top In Gen Z vs Gen X Trivia? 15.08.2025 8:20

It's the final day of Gen Z vs Gen X trivia! We're having fun, right? The elders aren't! Will there be an upset? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PT 2: We’re Flying Abby To Another State For A Blind Date! 15.08.2025 7:25

She's going on a cross country blind date! Should we stop Abby last minute before she attends a listener's wedding and potentially meets the man of her dreams?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PT 3: She Wants To Send The Gross Messages She Receives From Dudes To Their MOMS! 15.08.2025 10:57

We helped her confront a mom with what her SON sent her on a dating app! How will mom #2 react when she hears what her beloved son messaged her?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kid Audi Claims He Hated Testifying In Diddy Trial! 15.08.2025 10:07

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kid Audi Claims He Hated Testifying In Diddy Trial! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ye Olde Gossip: We’re Breaking Open A Historical Murder Mystery From Indiana! 15.08.2025 6:39

Let's break open an Indiana murder mystery that has never been solved...til' today! Today's Ye Olde Gossip is dedicated to the scandal of Reverend Enoch G. Hogshire and his congregant Clara Carl! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Click Here For Some Behind The Scenes Bert Show Bloopers! 15.08.2025 9:47

It’s the first of (hopefully) many! Click here to listen to some behind the scenes Bert Show bloopers that happen off air! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.