Bobby Sheehan

The Before Hours Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 143 episodes

Good Morning, folks! Welcome to The Before Hours Podcast, an internet radio phenomenon, hosted by an occasional morning person. I ask the most interesting people I know, about their sleep, their routine, life, love, stress, and setbacks, and whatever else comes to mind.

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Bobby Sheehan

Episodes

From one pair of lips to the other 07.11.2025 1:02:07

Being someone's first Jew? Going in dry? The multidimensions of John Wayne Gacy?

I've been wearing looser jeans because a Gen Z girl made fun of me 31.10.2025 1:02:44

Just another podcast about Ted Bundy, Jake Tapper, and Michael Dukakis.

Racists make the best pizza 24.10.2025 1:00:22

Boris joins us as we discuss toddlers with gaydar, the art of tricking college students, and the worst way to draw Muhammad.

When you go on a first date with your dad, you want everything to be normal. 17.10.2025 51:20

Conspiracies theories, Bobby and Ilya enjoy vicarious misery, and Chris took a girl to see the worst movie imaginable.

How does a BUS run over a bald EAGLE!? 12.10.2025 59:22

Ilya went to the hospital. Rich is garbage. Bobby was a strange boy.

We did better as a society when we just said, "That person's weird." 05.10.2025 52:02

Rich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.

Dad tried to cheat on you with a chatbot and now he's dead 29.09.2025 1:00:08

¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.

I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now. 21.09.2025 1:02:00

Howdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.

You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine. 14.09.2025 59:31

This episode was filmed weeks in advance. Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist. Go follow @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!

To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic. 06.09.2025 1:01:16

The Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us. We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips. Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Sunday, September 7th at 9pm https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/11429/2025-09-07-210000-comedy-fight-club-10-year-anniversary

Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms. 01.09.2025 57:58

I accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.

The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendingly 25.08.2025 1:02:30

This is the most editing I've ever done.

If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them. 18.08.2025 1:04:30

Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!

There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense. 21.07.2025 56:04

Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty. DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.

"Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights." 14.07.2025 1:00:42

Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.

No one knows what Muhammad looks like cause we’re not allowed to draw him. 07.07.2025 42:04

This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward. Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.

"I've never seen Swordfish. I don't know what it's about." 30.06.2025 1:00:59

Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor. #podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys

"I Don't Care for Your Whimsy" 16.06.2025 1:00:38

Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour. Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast

Episode 1 of the Morning Cereal Hour with Bobby Sheehan and Ilya Laksin 25.05.2025 59:52

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.

Reacting to Eminem's "Who Knew". 14.05.2025 16:10

I make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.

Convince your ginger son to lift weights 10.05.2025 1:00:34

and/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.

I don't care for Hamas, Putin, or Buchanan (in no particular order) 08.05.2025 17:03

My most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)

I love walking 03.05.2025 11:25

simple as that

Reacting to Eminem songs (part 1 of ???) 01.05.2025 14:18

Let me know if you like this or if it was silly.