The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

We're reviewing OKC's Elk Valley Brewing Co, thanks to listener Jorge Garza! Mike descends into whatever level of hell FB Marketplace is in, Grant has broken more bones than anyone, and Rubio's been beaten up by a girl. Tenkiller Cucumber Magic Juice Pumpeon Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Pretty Carolina by Jontha Links End Credits Music: MAI TAI by Particle House feat. Mia Pfirrman Ad...

We got more beers from Hop Butcher For The World on this one! Rubio jumps right in with a horrifying snack story, Mike saw a crazy drug deal, and everything eventually goes fill tilt nerd. With trample. Double Saaz Choice Stock Cold Pizza Tavern Cut Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Stay by Martin Hall End Credits Music: I Know You Like It by Chris Shards feat. Johan Wendt Additional musi...

We're trying beers from a local Austin favorite, Batch Craft Beer and Kolaches! Rubio is angry from the start, Mike rights his head, and Grant gets yelled at for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Schinus Dragonfly Cosmic Carrot Cake Hive Mind Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: I'd Only Let You Down by Roy Williams End Credits Music: Keep Crashing by Ruzer Additional music licensed through E...

We got some 5 Rabbit Cerveceria cans from our buddy Conrad! Also, we're nerds who got bullied, Rubio got his first dose of the Moderna vaccine, and Grant's facial hair is a low sigh. 5 Lizard 5 Rabbit Vida Y Muerte Crimenes De Pasión (Fruit) Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Some Downtime by Paisley Pink feat. Halyn End Credits Music: I Got a Little Lost by The Big Let Down feat. Le June...

What a week! We're finally doing a Live Oak show! Rioters storm the Capitol! Snow falls on Austin! Grant files dangerously! And remember Mace? The rapper? We don't either! Jiggleproofer Helles Diamant Pils Pre-War Pils Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Duro by Lu-Ni End Credits Music: Beyond Elysium by Wellmess, Tommy Ljungberg Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists...

I forgot that I wanted to release this mini on the main feed so the folks at Austin Beerworks could hear it. Oh, well- better late than never! Recorded late Sept, 2020 Austin Beerworks recently released a badass mixed 6-pack of Pilsners- half of which are brewed with traditional methods, the other half with modern methods. The trick is, they don't say which is which, and challenge us to guess! It'...

Our Connecticut trilogy comes to an end with a bang! And after weeks without drinking, things get a little sloppy! Mike wears shades, but gains powers! Grant contemplates sainthood! Rubio publicly apologizes to Grant! Beer'd Whisker'd Wit Marlowe Ploosh Abomination Forbidden Pumpkin Alvarium Black is Beautiful Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Director by The Devil's Sway feat. Penny Lane...

It's been years since we'd tried any non-alcoholic beers. But it being Dry January, we decided to give 'em a whirl to see if they still suck, or if maybe they've become anything more than porridgey bullcrap water. The results were quite shocking. Lagunitas Hoppy Refresher Clausthaler Dry Hopped Weihenstephaner Non-Alcoholic Brooklyn Special Effects Athletic Run Wild Theme Music by Adrian Quesada B...

That dastardly deviant Andy Richter has done it again! He sent us 4 beers to try blind, perfectly selected and wrapped in a theme so devilish that it almost broke us. Happy holidays, all! We're taking a break, and will be back in two weeks! Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Intro Music: Saint Nick by Nbhd Nick End Credits Music: Let it Show by Wildson feat. LaKesha Nugent Additional music licensed thr...

It's part 2 of our Connecticut trilogy! Can it live up to the quality of the first? Rubio gets some Wisconsin backlash, Grant talks about some childhood spots scars, and a brewer does a maaaad flex. OEC Pétanque OEC Rosé de Pétanque Black Hog Granola Brown Ale Marlowe Despite All Odds Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Udub by OTAli Dhaanto End Credits Music: I Wish That I Was A Mad Man by...

Listener Chris Fox loaded us up with more Milwaukee brews to try! Speaking of our incredible listeners, they chipped in and got colorblind corrective glasses for Mike! Did we mention he's a prank calling scamp? Also, polio talk. And LIVESTREAM SATURDAY! Raised Grain Naked Threesome City Lights Coconut Porter Black Husky Sproose Sprecher Abby Triple Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Never...

Noticing the severe lack of Connecticut beers on our show Listener Deb Cooke hooked us up with enough to make THREE shows! This is part one, plus it's CYBER MONDAY, we're doing more livestreams, and Mike is good at stuff. Fox Farm Dwell Fox Farm Bluster Fat Orange Cat Baby Kittens OEC Bifrost Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: New Old Town Blues by Bo the Drifter End Credits Music: Don't L...

Laura's back! She grabbed some North Texas beer for us to review with her, and we can't be more thrilled! Also, Rubio shaved his goatee, Mike gets covered in horribleness, and Grant still needs improv classes. Hop & Sting Sir William's Red Gap Big Daddy Darryl IPA Pegasus City Nine Volt DP & L Tripel Nocona North Field Stout Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Orange Warnings by Blood Red S...

We've had TONS of requests for a Yuengling show, and thanks to listener Geordan, you're finally getting one! We also have a story about a misguided collab offer, we hear another harrowing ranch story, and Rubio is probably a Star Wars alien. Light Lager Lord Chesterfield Ale Traditional Lager Hershey's Chocolate Porter Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Drop Dead by Van Psyke End Credits M...

Just a skip away from Austin, Fredericksburg's own Altstadt Brewery has been churning out amazing, and award-winning, German style beers. We try 4 of them, we recount personal stories of illegal activities, and Rubio gets hopelessly drunk. Lager Kolsch Amber Hefe Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Be Humble by Iso Indies End Credits Music: Get Me Something by The New Fools Additional music...

We're reviewing a local Austin favorite, Oddwood Ales! Also, Rubio eats a weird rabbit in one of two harrowing gun stories, and down-for-dumb Grant might've been a 90's cartoon character all this time. Rad Dad Radler Austinerbrau Wolf Shirt The Coyote's Call Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers ! Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: I'm Comin' Home by Scott Panther End Credi...

We've got more New England beers from Shane Connolly! Also, GO VOTE, but stay off the Requiem while you're doing it. Rubio rants about geography. Grant's late. We become Transformers. Schilling Alexandr Czech-Style Pilsner Idle Hands Four Seam Stellwagen 12:30 Flight Shovel Town Flyaway Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers ! Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Uplifter by C...

Listener and frequent beer donator Shane Connolly pitched over a load of beers from New England! Rubio smells like a lemon bar, Grant takes a hay ride, and Mike is all in on trebuchets. Jack's Abby Copper Legend Proclamation Tendril Lamplighter You Won't Canned Heat Hey Guy IPA Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Sweep by Naiad End Credi...

One of these Saint Louis beers listener Jaclyn Carr sent us made us take an unexpected emotional turn. We also talk Macarthur Park, WAP, and Rubio pitches a concept for if Mike opened a brewery. Shared Content Moderator Shared Base Weight Perennial Suburban Beverage 2nd Shift Sunny Cat Check out Anastacia's new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Designer by Lu-N...

We got some beer from listener Jason Walker's stomping grounds of NE Ohio! We get pedio slimed, Rubio tells a harrowing firework story, and Grant ain't having that. Unhitched Roofer's Delight Missing Mountain Velvet Robe Wadsworth S'More R. Shea Brewing Full Containment Videos we referenced of our pediococcus-infected Fantome: https://youtu.be/qCiYJaPlZOI https://youtu.be/ub31Pq_IKJw Theme Music b...

So yeah sometimes a box of 4 beers becomes a box of 3, and we end up with mostly Oregon beers and a weird California switch-in. We talk shampoings, we talk Australian, we talk bands we hate, and we take a few nostalgic detours. Offshoot Beer Co Unwind Goodlife Sweet As! Pacific Ale Gilgamesh Mamba Ninkasi Heart And Science Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Cold World by Terin Ector End Cr...

Grant went to the grocery store and picked up 4 nationally distributed, American-made Oktoberfest beers for us to review! Also, what's the worst physical pain we've felt? How do we potato? And Mike's a raver without a rave. Brooklyn Oktoberfest Bell's Oktoberfest Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest Left Hand Oktoberfest Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Sleeping Bags by OTE feat. Erik Fernholm End...

Oh dang, what a week! We try a lineup of beers from Santa Fe's Rowley Farmhouse Ales the day right after boats went WILD on Lake Travis! We also had some terrible childhood haircuts, and some more great ideas for Mantyliners! Germophile Terrapin Transit Brother Nelson Fields Of Rye Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Good Look by Lasse Lyx End Credits Music: Lose for You by Coma Svensson fe...

Seattle! We're trying 4 beers from your neck of the woods! Also: Who would we pick to narrate our lives? Who exactly is the whitest Beerists? And why hasn't Rubio ever used his soundboard? Mirage Chasing Oases Holy Mountain The White Lodge Chuckanut Kolsch Fremont Brewing Summer Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Sippin by Cospe End Credits Music: Not Funny by Conditional Additional music...

Another 2-person show, but this time it's Rubio and Grant! We're reviewing beers from Chicago's Hop Butcher! Grant riffs about everything, including poopie pants, food, generational labels, and the mighty Telly Sevalas. Soar Urbs In Horto I Want To Believe Dark Black Theme Music by Adrian Quesada Break Music: Something That Was Changing Your Mind by Paper Twins feat. Ways Ahead End Credits Music:...