The Beer Engine

As a longtime beer aficionado, I can't help but feel enraged every time I listen to the Beer Engine Podcast. This so-called "podcast" is nothing more than a bunch of clueless amateurs pretending to know everything about beer, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. First of all, let's talk about the hosts. These guys are the epitome of "wannabe hipsters" who think they're the...

Welcome to the Beer Engine podcast, where we're breaking down the biggest beer bracket of the year. It's Brew Madness, and we're here to find the best brewery in America. I'm your host Marv Albert, and I'm joined by my fellow beer enthusiasts. Round 1: Let's jump right into the action. Our first matchup is between Two Roads Brewing Company and Trillium Brewing Company. Two great breweries, but onl...

Welcome everyone to the Beer engine podcast, where we're bringing you the best in beer culture and conversation. Today, we're kicking off the first week of our brewery bracket, and it's sure to be a doozy! We've got some great match-ups lined up for today, and we're eager to see which breweries will emerge as the top contenders. First up, we've got a classic showdown between two heavyweights: the...

I recently listened to The Beer Engine podcast, and I gotta say, Griff's show notes were missing. I mean, that's like going to a brewery and forgetting to bring your taste buds. You know, Griff, you're like a beer without hops - incomplete and lacking that extra kick. Come on, man, step up your game! Show notes are like the froth on a perfectly poured pint - they complete the experience. Without t...

Macaroni in a pot! Welcome to The Beer Engine, the show where we crack open a cold one and talk about all things beer-related. In this episode, we'll be discussing Super Bowl commercials, Jester King Brewery, and a sweaty guy named Tony. First up, let's talk about the Super Bowl commercials. Now, we all know that the Super Bowl is a big event in the world of advertising, and this year was no excep...

Yehoooooo, welcome to the Beer Engine, the podcast where we talk about everything from the latest happenings in the NBA to the good ol' days of penny farthing bikes. Today we're gonna be talking about how modern bikes just ain't cuttin' it compared to those classic penny farthing's. Now I ain't sayin' these newfangled bikes ain't got their perks, but let me tell ya, there's just something about th...

Folks, let me tell you, I've had a great time tonight with my beer buddies. We're talking about the most important things in life - beer, pizza, and movies! First, we watched the fantastic show, Moulin Rouge. Trust me, it's a mediocre show, very big and beautiful. Then, we tried a bad pilsner. It was terrible, very bad, sad. But don't worry, because we also tried an Italian pilsner that was fantas...

Let me tell you, folks, The Beer Engine is a fantastic podcast. Griff and Tony, they're great guys, they know their beer. And let me tell you, that Philly cheesesteak they talked about on the show, it was a disaster. Two hours for delivery? Can you believe it? Sad! But you know what, that's not even the best part of the show. The real winner is Tony's side project beer. It's going to be huge, beli...

Welcome to The Beer Engine, your source for all things beer! In this episode, we'll be discussing a recent beer shipment that had us excited, as well as a lame parody site that we stumbled upon. We recently received a shipment of some amazing beers from a local brewery that we're excited to share with our listeners. We'll give you a rundown of the different types of beers, their flavors and aromas...

In this episode of The Beer Engine, we dive into the aftermath of the annual awards show, The Drippies. The Drippies is an event that celebrates the best and brightest in the beer industry. We'll take a look at the winners and losers from this year's Drippies and discuss what it means for the future of the beer industry. We also have a special interview with [Name of expert/brewmaster], who will s...

Welcome to the Drippy Beer Awards, where we honor the best and brightest in the world of craft beer. In this episode, we'll be announcing the winners in categories such as Best IPA, Best Sour Ale, Best Stout, and more. We'll also be tasting some of the winning beers and sharing our thoughts on them. But first, let's go over the criteria for selecting the winners. Our panel of expert judges tasted...

Hi omg I almost forgot to do the show notes! OK so today the most important thing we did was decide the Drippy categories for next week's big show. It's really a big deal and we thought so hard about it. We dwelled on it for weeks and finally came up with some amazing categories like 'Best Stout" or whatever. You're welcome! Also some great news from Brewdog, some amazing lagers probably, and a ga...

Hohohohohoho! It's me Santa and I'm busy dammit. I don't have time to write a lot of show notes so I'm just gonna tell you that these two losers are on the naughty list 😜. They are getting nothing but coal and old porno for Christmas. Get this, all they did today was go on and on about whatever and then did a game about Hallmark movies. What? It's all true, they are nasty boys and they are in big...

HELLO. I am so tired. This is what I get for attempting to hang out three days in a row and sleep in a Homewood Suites. It’s just not a good idea. Because I have the heart of a champion, I mustered up the ability to sit down and talk for a full hour or two so, I’m pretty tough! What did we do today uhhh, well we went over some very important state-by-state numbers that you are really going to want...

Uhhhh that’s right. That just happened! A show! All I can think about is how funny the name of the game that we played on this show was. It is hilarious, and it’s really clever and you guys are going to love it. We talked a lot of various Dog like beer outfits here on this show, there was some spiked coconut water that I just have my heart set on, as well as some great rundowns of Qatar, the Bulls...

Hello! We are back normal now. Is that good? Who knows. It took us a good couple of tries to get this thing going but here it is: another 90 some odd minutes of Griff and Tony, talking. On today's show: crazy soccer stuff, weird and freaky world travels, bad thanksgiving food and delicious lagers. It's all in there, I swear. The guys do some really important news about nail polish or something, an...

Snoring dogs it’s the food state of Illinois. SNL headlines today show, that and Trump. What would an episode of the Beer Engine podcast be with out a game of untrapped, Welcome your new host Tony. Oh if you make it through to the end you get a Gabo announcement. Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod  Email us: beerengineshow@gmail.com Give us a tip: ko-fi.com/beerenginepodcast . ★ Support this p...

Time for another show it’s really great. Wow some great material on this one. Important and meaningful discussions on this week’s election here in the United States of America. Also some great back and forth on Mr. Elon Muck’s purchase of the Tweeting application and how well he’s doing at running it. Going great! Then we did some beer stuff I guess. I’ll give you one guess as to what Scottish bre...

Hey it’s me. Time to write some of them show notes. Today was a little bit of a wacky one! We were just so excited to get back at all of this content creation. We gave sort of a cool Alex Jones/NBA/Kyrie mashup segment for a while. Tony is excited to watch the Bulls I guess (hooray). A lot of Discord stuff to cover and you should really get in there and chit chat with us! We talk about how on the...

Brian Mollica is back baby. I know most Beer Engine fans are not fans, but hey this is our podcast and we’ll do what we like. We talk about how Bmo could have been Marc Maron and what a shit head Joe Rogan is. And we answer the question every beer drinker has been asking, is Alex Jones Bill Hicks? Pmac this ones for you.  Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod  Email us: beerengineshow@gmail.com G...

Show notes, show notes, writing them for Tony. La da da dah da da da dah, it's super fraud today! Welp, we're back for another show of super fun things like Alex Jones losing $965 million! Some incoherent NBA talk is back, baby! We should make that a segment Tony. Also our listeners drink a lot of beer and we talk about it, some really important beer news, and a game that really throws Tony right...

NBA and Alex Jones, that’s right it’s the Beer Engine podcast. Things you might learn today include there is oil in Texas and just how many stars does that food network recipe have. As a public service please only rate recipe’s that you actually cooked, for the love of god won’t some think of the children. We didn’t talk about Ned from The Try Guys, come on guys what were we thinking.  Follow us o...

Show notes, show notes, everybody makes time for show notes. I don’t know, is it time for show notes? I guess. Hey on today’s show: some more new Taco Bell items, the famous biscuit beer arrives, and Griff essentially starts eating whole cone hops. Some other junk happens too I think, and it’s really funny and I think Griff’s computer got really hot and Tony was stuck dealing with the aftermath. A...

HI. Man, time to come up with some more text huh? I sort of get this urge every week to just write a paragraph about something I talked about with my pal over dere across the world. And actually I often barely remember what it is we talked about but it’s always almost Alex Jones, pizza places, beers we drank, things that happened in the beer world and some crazy wacky game. And that’s about what h...

In a world, where podcasts have taken over the universe. One man can tell you what the show is  about. That man, is…..*music swells*....”THE SHOW NOTES GOBLIN.” Oh noooo it’s the show notes goblin and he’s writing show notes again. Oh my god! It’s so good at show notes, it’s telling you that Griff and Tony were talking about Alex Jones and Pizza and the Queen! And now it’s saying something about a...