The Beer Engine

The big awards day is here! We have an amazing opening act from Jon and the “Gonna Make Somebody Sick” Singers that you are absolutely gonna love! Then 12 of the most important beer and beverage and food awards on earth are handed out to our very best and brightest in the beer, pizza and posting industries. Who is gonna win? Will it be Jack Plaporotis or Joe Peeperootis???? Will it be Half Acre or...

The days of the week might seem mundane, but hidden within their names lies a world of cryptic clues waiting to be unraveled. From celestial bodies to Norse gods, each day carries a secret story. Ready to flex your puzzle-solving muscles? Let’s explore the week in riddles, one cryptic clue at a time. Sun’s blaze leads the way A fiery orb in the sky lends its name to the first day. Ancient cult...

The rising price of eggs is absolutely maddening, and it feels like an unnecessary burden on everyday people. Eggs, a staple in most households, have become a luxury item for many families, forcing tough choices between affordability and nutrition. What used to be a reliable, low-cost source of protein has been turned into another example of how basic needs are increasingly out of reach. It's infu...

Here’s a playful parody of Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” reimagined as “Let the Blondies Hit the Floor” and themed around the sweet, gooey dessert: Let the Blondies Hit the Floor     (Parody of "Bodies") Verse 1:   Something's wrong with the pan, it’s hot!   Can’t stop the batter, mixin’ up a lot.   Sticky and sweet, don’t overbake,   Feel the caramel start to quake! Pre-Chorus:   It’s the sugar! (Pour...

Emma Callahan is a proud Chicago native who runs a cozy neighborhood pizzeria, lovingly carrying on her late grandfather's legacy of making authentic Chicago-style thin-crust pizza. Her passion for the craft extends beyond her shop; she’s an active member of the Facebook group "Chicago-style Thin Crust Pizza We Don't Call It %avern Style," a tight-knit but fiery online community dedicated to celeb...

Here’s a possible plot for a movie called Bogan Frosty : In the rugged outback town of Frosty Gully, notorious local bogan (Australian hillbilly) Mick “Frosty” Frost lives a chaotic life of beer-fueled mischief, dirt-track racing, and endless brawls at the pub. Frosty is the kind of guy everyone loves to hate—loud, brash, and always at the center of trouble. But when a big-city mining corporation...

It's definitely cool that The Beer Engine Podcast went out of their way to record content for their listeners around Thanksgiving. They have a history of engaging their audience with fun and quirky holiday-themed content, such as episodes featuring games related to Thanksgiving foods, beer discussions, and light-hearted banter about holiday traditions. For example, episodes like "Mashed Potato Tim...

If Alan Jones , the Australian media personality known for his conservative views and often controversial commentary, met Alex Jones , the conspiracy theorist and founder of Infowars , over a 75-cent beer, it would likely be an intense and entertaining interaction. Here’s how such a meeting might unfold: Shared Conservative Views : Both Alan and Alex share right-wing ideologies, though they often...

If Sammy "The Bull" Gravano played for the Chicago Bulls, it would definitely make for an interesting and unlikely scenario. Instead of basketball plays, you could imagine Gravano pulling off "plays" in a much different way—using his street smarts and strategic thinking, honed from his time as a notorious mobster, to outwit opponents. On the court, Gravano's toughness and ability to stay calm unde...

The perfect weather day in the Midwest features clear blue skies and a gentle breeze, with temperatures around the mid-70s°F. Friends gather for a picnic in a spacious field, enjoying cold beers while lounging on blankets. Nearby, a couple of friendly llamas roam, adding a quirky charm to the scene. Their soft wool and curious nature invite laughter as everyone takes turns feeding them treats. The...

Griff & Tony and a special guest discuss the goings on in Las Vegas over a delicious drink. ★ Support this podcast ★

In Shoe’d In, two quirky best friends, Tony and Griff, hit Vegas with dreams of striking it rich at the blackjack tables. Tony is a hopeless romantic who’s always been unlucky in love, while Griff is a thrill-seeking gambler with a penchant for wild ideas. Their trip takes an unexpected turn when they encounter an ancient, sentient blackjack shoe named Ace at a run-down casino on the outskirts of...

In Midwestern parlance, "ope" is a common interjection used when someone makes a small mistake or is about to inconvenience someone. It’s often said instinctively, like when you bump into someone, drop something, or accidentally get in someone’s way. It’s a way of saying "oops" or expressing mild surprise or apology without much thought. For example, "Ope! Let me squeeze right past you!" ★ Support...

A marching band baritone saxophone (bari sax) player typically has a distinct and memorable look due to the size of the instrument and the energy they bring. Here’s a description of their appearance: 1. **Instrument size**: The bari sax is one of the largest and heaviest instruments in the marching band, so the player is often seen with the sax draped over their shoulder with a neck strap or harne...

To make a million dollars brewing beer for "idiots" (or perhaps inexperienced beer drinkers), you'll want to focus on creating an approachable product, memorable branding, and an efficient business model. Here's a step-by-step guide to consider: ### 1. **Develop a Unique, Easy-Drinking Beer**    - **Target Audience**: Cater to people who aren’t beer connoisseurs—those who want something simple, fu...

In this very special episode, our friend Getz lends us his knowledge on personality tests, but only after 2 Old Styles. ★ Support this podcast ★

Vince McMahon would probably gravitate towards bold, intense beers that match his larger-than-life personality. Here are a few types he might enjoy: 1. **Imperial Stout**: With a strong, robust flavor and high alcohol content, an Imperial Stout is as intense as it gets. Perfect for someone who lives life in the fast lane. 2. **Double IPA**: Vince would likely appreciate a Double IPA for its aggres...

When it comes to low-alcohol beers (2.5% - 2.9% ABV), opinions on what constitutes a "worst" beer can be subjective and based on personal taste. However, there are some beers within this range that have generally received poor reviews due to issues like lack of flavor, off-putting aftertaste, or unbalanced profiles. Here are a few that have been criticized: 1. **Budweiser Select 55 (2.4% ABV)** -...

Why are TAI and Beer Engine Pod teaming up again? Well, we’re not quite sure either! In this episode, we dive into the wild world of TAICON (kind of), explore the strange intersection of alt-right politics and craft beer, and laugh our way through a game that was tailor-made for BMo… so how did he manage to mess it up? ★ Support this podcast ★

Imagine starting your day with the sun-kissed beaches of San Diego, where the waves call your name and the laid-back vibe soothes your soul. But you’re not staying here for long. This is just the beginning of an epic journey. With the Pacific Ocean in your rearview mirror, you hit the open road, cruising through the desert, and the anticipation builds as you approach Las Vegas. The city emerges li...

Dimetapp Allergy typically has a grape flavor. This taste is often described as sweet and somewhat medicinal, similar to other grape-flavored children's medications. The grape flavor is intended to make the medicine more palatable for children, although opinions on the taste can vary. Some may find it pleasant, while others might find it too artificial or strong. It's important to note that Dimeta...

I love chicken tenders but no breadcrumbs allowed and chicken breast are too lean. So how did I fix that.  Sliced chicken breast in thick slices (aka tenders) Dip in egg Dig in grated Parmesan Dip in egg Dip in Parm Squeezing in your hand to shape and push cheese in chicken a little more secure Fridge for 30 min Pre heat air fryer 400 degrees for 15 min. Turn half way. These were thick tho The nex...

Josh Giddey recently made a splash at the Great Australian Beer Spectacular (GABS), delighting fans with his appearance at one of Australia’s premier beer festivals. Known for his love of craft brews, Giddey explored the festival’s unique offerings, highlighting his connection to his Australian roots despite his rising fame in the NBA. This blend of local culture and global stardom exemplifies Gid...

Bain Capital, a renowned private equity firm, has ventured into the burgeoning hard seltzer market with the launch of their innovative brand, High Peaks Seltzer. Targeting health-conscious consumers, High Peaks Seltzer offers a refreshing, low-calorie alternative to traditional alcoholic beverages, boasting zero sugar and natural fruit flavors. Each can is meticulously crafted to deliver a crisp,...

In this episode of "Freaking Out Together," Tony and Griff head to their favorite local pub for what they hope will be a relaxing night out, but things quickly take a turn for the chaotic. From unexpected encounters to a barrage of distractions, their evening at the pub spirals into a hilarious frenzy. Join Tony and Griff as they freak out over the little things that turn their night upside down....