The Ball Boys

Paul and Billy are icing their moons after an incredible Ace the Moon event and recapping the latest and not so greatest from the tours. Come with us as we see Cancun, we see France, we see no one has a chance (against Novak). And stick around til the end of the episode when we use a popular childhood game to reimagine the WTA Finals.

The Ball Boys are back from the Asian swing with the latest, greatest, and gayest from the tour.  With more tournaments than corporate pride sponsors in June, we’ve sifted through them all to bring you highlights and insights you might have missed.  And have we anointed a new supreme?  Finally, stick around to play Game Set Matchmaker to find out what pairs would be hits and what pairs should just...

In today’s all-WTA episode, the Ball Boys give you a play-by-play of their trip to the San Diego Open, where they mistake a seat usher for Usher, witness the triumphant return of Sofia Kenin and get booed by one of their favorites.  And don’t miss Mycon or Youcon, a game where Paul and Billy pit the icons of the WTA against each other to find out who’s the gayest and greatest icon of them all. Ven...

Join Billy and Paul as we close out the US Open with all of our celebrity friends.  We’re recapping our first Qwatch party and celebrating the new queen of New York.  Plus find out which player needs a rage room, or at least an escape room and which tennis stars were sleaving the best for last.  

This week the ball boys take Manhattan, well Queens anyway, as we head to the US Open for the first day of the final slam of the season.  Come along and bring some Pepto; you're gonna need it. In just the first few days we're covering the spicy matches, a mystery virus, and some outfits that quite frankly deserve a code violation.  

In this episode the Ball Boys try to cram two Masters 1000 tournaments into their mouths like a couple of champion hot dog eaters. From the fireworks on and off court to some of the best tennis of the year we digest it all for you.  And stay til the end where we admit a crush we aren’t proud of, but love is love?

In this episode Billy and Paul dive deep into the bottom phase of the tour that is the 3 weeks after Wimbledon. Instead of recapping UMag and Lausanne we’re going even lower and talking about the biggest bottoms and bottomy behavior of the tour this year. Come find out who is the biggest bottom and hear us debate the most bottomy shot as we play “Pin the Tail on the Bottom.” 

In this episode our Ball Boys are reunited after Paul spent 18 days getting to Wimbledon for one day and Billy tanned and tried out bangs. Catch up on all the dirt from the grass and celebrate the fact that someone didn’t get to 24 grand slams.  Plus, find out about the LGBTQueue at Wimbledon and play Czech Mate - the game where we almost came to blows.  

On this episode Paul and Billy clean up their acts from the clay season just in time to get dirty in the grass. It's a wild time leading up to Wimbledon. Check out our picks for the grass grand slam and stay for a special Ball Boys surprise that is going to bringing you closer that ever.

Well, it happened. Voldemort is now the GOAT and Paul and Billy need to process it. Join us as we unpack the unthinkable at the French Open. And then in the second half of the episode find out who takes home the big prizes in our inaugural edition of The Disappointees. Yes, in honor of Pride month, Father’s Day, and how some of our father’s might have felt when we picked tennis over football, it&#...

On this episode Billy and Paul give you a taste of the early rounds of Roland Garros 2023.  We cover the early surprises, bops and flops, and try to unpack a shushing battle between a top American and literally everyone else.  Sure, you know French Kissing, but have you ever tried French Shushing?  

We're back with a Roman Romp. Just like with Drag Race, when you think you’re getting a break we return with an All-Stars season you may or may not be ready for. Join us as we tirelessly slog through the ATP and WTA rainy season and cover all the hits, misses, disses, and drama from the Italian Open.  And we unveil another new game for you, “Ruud, Rune, Rublev or Rupaul” - because it’s not alw...

We’re deep into the clay court swing and Billy and Paul are back with the tennis podcast that's like a spa for your mind.  Join us for the latest, greatest, and gayest from the tennis world.  Come put on a clay masc and tap into your inner model ball girl, hear about Billy’s new haircut, and find out who gives the best massage.  And can the ball boys spell their way across the tour or should t...

Tune in for the second half of our 3rd episode where we talk rock bottoms and top shots between Rublev and Rune. And come out come out wherever you are - let’s celebrate a gay icon not many people talk about. Plus stick around for Game Set Matchmaker to find out who should make a great doubles team and who should just make out.

On this episode of the Ball Boys Podcast, Billy and Paul beat your heat and keep you hydrated for the second part of the Sunshine double with a wet and wild take on the tennis scene.  Come hear our latest bops and flops, including Paul’s new enemy he loves to hate (she knows what she did).  And find out about the red flags Bill just refuses to see.  And is this the best time in American tennis sin...

In this episode, the Ball Boys head out to the desert and Indian Wells on the hunt for the best hardcourt action in the world. Find out which top 20 American Paul is going to marry and where they’re honeymooning. Plus we uncover the nepo baby craze sweeping the tour that has us saying “no boo” at Nobu. And can you tell the difference between the emotionally distant winner of the women’s tournament...

Balls Boys is a podcast about two gay guys in an LTR…with tennis. On this episode, meet Billy and Paul, and hear them debate the hot tennis topics of 2023. We’ll sum up the game using our patent-pending Schriek-o-meter and discuss our year-to-date flops and bops. Get answers to questions like: will we ever see a golden age of tennis like we had 10 years ago? And what would Novak Djokovic sound lik...