The Baddie Podcast

Episode Notes Due to popular demand we will start the Rent-A-Baddie program. We will have full priced options and payment plans depending on your needs. In the next few days we will promote the variations of the Rent-A-Baddie program with different priced packages. But we will encourage you to buy the top tier package because it will include insurance for the Baddie just in case there are any dent...

Episode Notes If you wanna be normal and average looking this is the wrong podcast for you. But if you wanna be superior in every possible way then you've come to the right place. Baddies have run more than a marathon, biked more than 100 miles, and lifted the spirits of thousands of Americans and immigrants. Please.... if you're gonna do something do it great. No matter if its starting a diet or...

Episode Notes We are onto bigger and better things and honestly there is less and less roads for us to cover. If you wanna laugh, cry, or get divorced this is the perfect podcast for you. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .

Episode Notes Spooky season is here and its time to let out that inner demon. Its time to eat candy and dress in a way that disappoints your parents. But hey who cares what they think they are old and pre-diabetic. Live life free as a bird with stilettoes on and a cute top that will get your haters jealous. Please enjoy the podcast as we reminisce about our past Halloween memories. Lastly, shoutou...

Episode Notes The world at large will have inconsistencies, heartache, and inflation. If your parents are fighting, that girl you like thinks your weird, or if you have high cholesterol don't fret your bottom dollar. The Baddies will never fight, we don't think your that weird, and we can't do anything about the cholesterol.... 2/3 ain't that bad. We hope you enjoy the podcast as a new road is bei...

Episode Notes The international Baddies set foot on Iceland. We have a 2 part podcast where we discuss the trip before and after. Sadly, a good portion of the Baddies didn't attend the trip since we had limited funds to fly our entire staff. We hope you enjoy the podcast! Iceland was a beautiful country with incredibly nice people. The natural wonders Iceland embodies is almost too much too descri...

Episode Notes It's a full house in the Baddie playpen. We have several close friends join the podcast as we discuss coffee, the Eifel tower, and the decline of privacy. Having several adult males in one confined area is just as fun as you imagine. We give playful banter with a slight erotic undertone. Its a beautiful thing knowing you have male counterparts that would give the shirts of their back...

Episode Notes One thing the Baddies love is feeling sore after a long ride or long day. Its a sense of accomplishment no matter where its at. After long bike rides our CEO never fails to mention how sore his butt gets and is even excited to show us. Sure its uncomfortable and we don't ask for it but it makes him happy so we never say no. Enjoy the podcast as we discuss bike pads, the heat, and our...

Episode Notes Get to know the Baddies in a more intimae and sensual way. We share small things about ourselves to shed some light on who we are behind the glistening muscles and tight cycling outfits. Our rock hard abs are just a curtain over who we really are inside. Most of us are normal people with normal fears... just more attractive. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .

Auto-includes for my show notes Chanclas and Hispanic moms have been around since the dawn of time. It is the perfect combination of respect and violence all wrapped in a 5'2 frame. Another great combination Hispanic moms love is soups and hot summer days. Who knows why this tradition started but I have never dared to ask my mom. The last question I asked her ended with me crying and her in a 2hr...

Episode Notes Hide yo wife and hide yo kids the Baddies are going to a state near you. We recap this past week as 2 Baddies traveled to Portland, Oregon and Sedona, Arizona. Baddies plan to be just like the British Empire and expand our territory one continent at a time. Well...minus the enslavement of native people. But we hope you join the Baddie journey as we spread love and testosterone throug...

Episode Notes Happy birthday to our beloved Baddie Ronnie. Even though he has received the worst score during our eternal reviews we wish him nothing the best. We won't fire him right now since its his birthday month. But for anyone looking for a job please send your resume next month to labaddiesfitnessclub@gmail.com. If he keeps this nonsense up we will have a opening. This podcast is powered by...

Episode Notes Only a few things have ever truly challenged The Baddies. The first challenge came in 2008 during the financial crisis where the government single handily bailed out the banks and made the tax payers foot the bill. The unemployment rate was increasing and so was the national divorce rate. Lets just say one Baddie has two Christmases now. I guess your marriage wasn't too big too fail...

Episode Notes The amazing Edwin has blessed us with his presence and joined our podcast. We have a deep 30min dive into all things Edwin. From his weight loss, love of trail running, his background as an electrician, and of course his love of snickers. His dog made an appearance as well but we need a separate podcast just for Nikki. Hope you all enjoy! And remember don't do drugs. But if you do do...

Episode Notes Just like Americans excuses come in all shapes, sizes, and different colors. Every now and then Baddies use excuses to get out prior commitments, which is fine..... to an extent. A specific Baddie, who will remain nameless, has brought it upon himself to use excuses just as easily as he breathes. Now we generally don't condone physical punishment, but due to recent events we might ha...

Episode Notes The baddies love to push each other to new limits. Whether its at the gym, trying new food, or even pushing boundaries set by society, we help each other grow everyday. Its a beautiful thing knowing no matter how heavy the weights are or how difficult the situation might be, a Baddie will be there to help lighten the load. Sometimes its hard to imagine a world without The Baddies. If...

Episode Notes Thank you to everyone who joined the hike. Our main goal has always been to start a cult and it seems we are headed in the right direction. But a cult with good intentions that spreads awareness on the importance of vitamin D and proper hiking shoes. We might divert to illegal activates once we grow in size and when the time comes we will send out pamphlets. If you are pro-cults plea...

Episode Notes Its 4th of July weekend and its a hot one. With summer here we like to talk about hot girl summer but what about slightly below average guy/girl/non-binary summer? The Baddies love all creatures especially if they hear the podcast. But the point is we want to be more inclusive as God didn't make everyone hot and scrumptious. God spent his time with a some people but some he did hasty...

Episode Notes Fathers day is near and we hope each Dad enjoys their special day. And if you aren't a Dad please go out there and try to become one ASAP. The birth rate in the US has been falling for over a decade and its because your ass wont say "Hi" to the new receptionist. Don't be shy anymore and show her the graph of the declining birth rate. She would have no choice but to help America. We t...

Episode Notes This is a PSA podcast to encourage all American citizens to switch to veganism if you want to live to at least to 200 years old. While everyone else is dying because they are too fat you and all the vegan homies will be running marathons and talking to animals. We here at the LA Baddies headquarters would like to thank Omar from @hikerevolution for joining our podcast. It was great g...

Episode Notes Sometimes your friends get you into illegal activities or maybe they get you into a certain music genre. But sometimes they make you hike when you no damn will you shouldn't. Picture a light skinned Hispanic male who is on the plump side and has difficulty understanding social cues. Now place him on a steep 8 mile hiking trail. It doesn't fit well together does it? That male has been...

Congrats too all the graduates we wish you well in all your endeavors. But now that you have graduated we might consider your application for Baddie Associate. This job does not pay anything at all but we will grant you with our presence which equates to at least $15 per hour. Occasionally we will provide food/snacks while conducting group hikes but don't count on it we are in a budget. Peace and...

Are there too many hiking groups??? We at The Baddies Incorporated International LLC plan to put our brand/name on every hiking trail on the planet. We of course want fellow hiking groups to willingly support us but we will take necessary actions to fulfill our best interests. As mentioned before we would like to start beef with willing participants. In this podcast we name a few of our friends/ri...

Hike with us if you want to be physically intimated in the most polite way possible. And if there are rival hiking groups (We Explore Earth) please let us know on Instagram in the comments! We would like to start beef please thanks! LA Baddies Fitness Club (@labaddiesfitnessclub) This podcast is powered by Pinecast .

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