The Bad Movies Podcast

Orphan: First Kill is an incorrectly titled prequel to the cult classic Orphan. I say that because if you're expecting this to be the film that establishes Esther's interest in murder and dad-fetishes, you're not going to get that. You will however get the most insane twist since 2021's Malignant (if you know, you know). Does it work? Is it good? Only one way to find out…enjoy!      www.patreon.co...

I recorded this episode a few weeks ago in light of some Dane Cook news hitting the media circles! Good Luck Chuck is a relatively unremarkable rom com that features a LENGTHY sex montage making it relatively remarkable to this young reviewer when his mom originally took him to see it in theaters! Enjoy this 2000's nostalgia hit www.patreon.com/badmoviescast   Social Media:   Donate to support: ht...

I'm not quite sure if Motley Crue got the biopic they deserved with The Dirt or not, but the trailer certainly had me intrigued (to say the least). If you missed this 2019 Netflix original, this may be worth listening to just so we can talk about those wigs!

In the canon of American Pie-esque romps, Eurotrip clocks in as (debatably) one of the most forgettable, save for a smash hit cameo provided by the incomparable Matt Damon. Yet, somehow, the collective consciousness of both me and my guest found a nostalgic spot in our hearts for the film. So this week we decided to re-examine. Come for the random comparison of Eurotrip to Uncut Gems, and stay for...

Bad Boys, the quintessential Dad movie of the 90's, has established and catapulted numerous careers over the years. Where did it all begin for Michael Bay? How did Will Smith become the mega star we know him as today? And where can you spot Megan Fox in this film? Tune in and you might find out...or you might get lost in our laborious and fumbling plot description, but hey, that's half the fun! ww...

Another day, another 200 million dollar new release on Netflix. Is that not the saying? The Gray Man is the latest from the Russo brothers and it's caught some flack thus far from the critical community. So, it's time for us to find out if The Gray Man is just misunderstood or if it's truly deserving of condemnation.

You asked for it. This week, we review Baz Luhrmann's Elvis. All 2 hours and 40 minutes of it. Enjoy!

A new Hulu original movie starring Joey King? Cool. It's about a fairytale princess murdering people à laThe Raid? Cool. Olga Kurylenko wears a black wig and wields a whip? Fine, twist my arm, I'll watch it! I'll watch it! Time to find out if The Princess is better than the critics are saying! 

Episode 100...you didn't want it...but we gave it to you anyway...Bio-Dome. Thank you for your continued support, and (hopefully) for 100 more episodes to come. Twitter: @tennistony420

Spiderhead is the second Joseph Kosinski/Miles Teller romp to grace 2022! Though it may not grace Top Gun Maverick's box office numbers, it's still a big budget Netflix film with some science fiction intrigue to make it worth talking about. Is Spiderhead as divisive as they say? Or do critics need to shut up and stare into the dreamy eyes of Chris Hemsworth a bit more?

The Fanatic, starring John Travolta, needs no introduction. What could possibly prepare you? The answer is nothing. Enjoy as we attempt to unravel our minds to dissect this miraculous piece of filmmaking! Featuring: 'Nemo' Elliot Craft     www.patreon.com/badmoviescast     Social Media: salaciousbcrumbfan (TikTok)

Happy Pride! Here's our official review of the cult classic John Waters film, Pink Flamingos. To say it's divisive is a bit of an undersell. There's no way to appropriately prepare you, so I will be as blunt as I can be: GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING! Enjoy!

Titan AE may have passed you by in 2000, but if you grew up in my household, this was a mainstay VHS. We were happy to be reminded of it by patreon supporter Wyl McCully! Here's a particularly insane episode that includes one of the craziest laughing fits we've ever had in the years of doing this show. Hopefully, there's some intelligible conversation in between. Enjoy!

I won't linger long on an episode description. The nation is grieving right now, and I only hope that this podcast can offer a little respite from the hardships of the world. Top Gun is now heralded as an 80's classic, but apparently it wasn't always that beloved. So who was right? Did Top Gun endure only because of American nostalgia? Or is it truly a masterwork? This week, we're going to find ou...

The Wrong Missy may have passed you by when it dropped to Netflix in 2020, but the question remains: did we miss an underrated gem, or were we right to chalk it up to 'just another Happy Madison misadventure'? The answer is…yes…? Enjoy while we try to unpack that!   Featuring:  www.patreon.com/badmoviescast Donate to support: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 https://blackvote...

The New Guy may have passed you by in 2002 when it first came out. But should it be revisited? Is it just another horny, teen comedy clinging on to 90's nostalgia for dear life? Or is there a bit more to it? Come for the analysis, stay for our impressions of Idris Elba (who has absolutely nothing to do with this movie, by the way).      www.patreon.com/badmoviescast     Social Media: con_bru    Do...

One of our most requested titles, Sleepaway Camp, finally makes its appearance on TBMP. And it is (probably) exactly what you expect. Please enjoy our initial reactions to this bizarre, transphobic, teen dramedy that's also apparently a slasher film? Instagram: @grantdavidcrawford

Coming in hot with another 2022 release this week for a movie that may have passed you by. Windfall is far better than the critical consensus may have you believe, and I'm here to talk about why! Don't let this Netflix indie flop!

Here we have a rather erratic episode in which we failingly attempt to relay the plot of Eli Roth's Hostel. Now, maybe you're asking yourself, "why does Gianni keep watching these torture movies when he knows he doesn't like them?" Honestly, I don't have an answer for you. Hopefully it makes for compelling content though. Oh and shout out to Tommy's mom as a special guest star, of sorts, for the e...

When you love something, set it free. In this instance, I've been doing just that with Mortal Kombat. The beloved video game series has always been near and dear to my heart. I love the juvenile violence. The 80's action movie aesthetic. The detailed backstories of revenge and tragedy layered over competitive 2D set pieces of gore and grime. And I set it free...for this. The 1995 film isn't all ba...

As an enormous Judd Apatow fan, I find it difficult to report that the critical consensus about The Bubble is correct. Despite a robust cast of talent, despite a brilliant co-writer, and despite a generally intriguing premise, The Bubble cannot seem to maintain any traction. I have a lot to say. Most of it incoherent dribble. Hopefully some nuggets of wisdom in there. Enjoy!

You didn't actually think that Morbius would come out, after all this time, and I would NOT talk about it, did you? 

Today is the day I force you all to watch Grandma's Boy, a criminally underrated stoner comedy from Happy Madison productions. This film has brought me so much joy, as absolutely silly as it is. And if this podcast can do anything, hopefully it can draw attention to some underrated films that you may have missed. Enjoy! 

New week, new Ben Affleck movie! Deep Water is Adrian Lyne's first film in twenty years, so what brought him back to filmmaking? Was it the wardrobe for Ana De Armas? Was it Lil Rel Howery's improvisational skills? Or was it Finn Wittrock's chiseled jaw? We're not really sure. What are we sure about exactly? Well, based on this scatterbrained review, not much. Enjoy!