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The Babylon Bee thinks of all the great moments that remind us why we miss Trump being President and then talks about Hunter Biden getting convicted on lesser felony charges after the DA's "sweetheart" plea deal blew up. The Pope is in hot water again, but so are the crustaceans at Red Lobster.  Mentioned in podcast is Trump's recounting of famous battles: https://youtu.be/OSoyyErZ3Zo This episode...

Matt Walsh is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to react to The Bee's coverage of him over the years and also to dole out the appropriate punishments for various crimes. He talks about being Transphobe of the Year in 2022, whether or not the culture can be saved, and his new show Judged. Get Up to $15,000 in Freer Silver with American Hartford Gold. Call  866-835-0822  or text INFO 998899   Check...

Kyle and the gang at The Babylon Bee do our Pride Month Roundup, discussing how everything is gay this month including Star Wars and Baseball. We have the rare Love Mail and listeners emailed in some Red Lobster memories and facts. This episode is brought to you by these sponsors: First Cup Coffee Company. Save 10% by using CODE 'BEE10' at checkout: http://firstcup.com Backyard Butchers. Get 20% O...

Donald J. Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts, but we didn't know that when we recorded this on Wednesday. Still, we talk about the weird instructions Judge Merchan gave the jury, Hollywood writers blaming audiences for poor box office numbers, and the Pope apologizing for saying there was too much gay stuff in the church. A man tried to become a dog and failed and Kyle got some special salty...

A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, "we are all fundamentally good," and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can't decide if The Bee is Jewish or literally Hitler. This episode is brought to you...

The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and apparently a gang of killer whales has taken over the world. Woke Jesus came out, Jerry Seinfeld gave a speech, and the Trump court sketch artists are having a field day. The Bee got fact checked again, there's Fight Club, and, of course, hate mail. This episode is brought to you by My Patriot Supply: http://PrepareWithBee.com  

Tulsi Gabbard gets grilled by The Babylon Bee on whether atheists can say 'Aloha', being sent to war and politics, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party.  Tulsi's new book For Love Of Country: Leave The Democrat Party is up for pre-order and will be available on April 30th: https://www.amazon.com/Love-Country-left-Democratic-Party/dp/1684514851 This episode is brought to you by Alliance De...

Tyrus is back on The Babylon Bee to talk about his abiding hatred for Planet Fitness, how trans activists aren't Rosa Parks, and threatening Piers Morgan. The episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom:  http://joinADF.com/bee Previous appearance of Tyrus on the The Babylon Bee podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itS-JsUGFd0&t=839s Tyrus now has a new show on OutKick called Maint...

Travis and Brandon react to the news about Star Wars: The Acolyte, the lady who got arrested for changing the locks of her own house, and that baffling Don Lemon interview with Elon Musk. They also brainstorm a counter-cultural fantasy series that is sure to be the next big hit: Ghost Storm. There's a banger, a bomb and hate mail too! This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: h...

The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and has a cat too for some reason. They talk about Ben Shapiro not wanting you to retire, a Boeing whistleblower being found dead, and what is going on with Kate Middleton. They also make hard choices in Sink or Swim. Did we mention that Brandon brought a cat? This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: http://joinADF.com/bee  

The Mandalorian and MMA star, Gina Carano, sat down with Babylon Bee editor-in-chief Kyle Mann to talk about Elon Musk and X helping her in her lawsuit against Disney, getting canceled over a 'beep/bop/boop', and God being bigger than all of the enemies we face in the world. This episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: http://joinADF.com/bee Support The...

The Babylon Bee Podcast is here to talk about books that aren't terrible to read and that maybe you should read too… and also how Admiral Ackbar is so misunderstood. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom:  http://joinadf.com/bee

The Babylon Bee Podcast is back to talk about Google's Gemini AI racism and how churches have some really bad church signs. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: http://joinadf.com/Bee  

The Babylon Bee crew is assembled in a theology dream team to tackle all your hard Bible questions. Do you even exegete, bro? Let's find out. This is merely a part of the full episode. To get access to this episode, become a Babylon Bee subscriber: http://babylonbee.com/plans Full Episode: https://babylonbee.com/podcasts/the-babylon-bee-podcast/420    

It's another podcast with Kyle, Jarret, Brandon, and Travis! They talk about the news of the week like In-N-Out closing its first ever location because of California, big tech CEOs having blood on their hands, and how pro-life protesters are facing up to 11 years in prison for trying to save lives. Also, what are the most searched for prompts on Google about the Bee? This episode is brought to you...

It's another Babylon Bee Podcast! Vivek is out of the race after the Iowa Caucus, Hulk Hogan got saved and he's already saving others, and the United States is bombing the Houthis prompting American citizens to ask: who are the Houthis? Be encouraged by The Babylon Bee's Bible verse of the week. Then, be discouraged by how the internet reacted to that one joke about Vivek and 7-Eleven.

It's 2024 and we still don't have flying cars. The Pope called for a universal ban on surrogacy, there was a riot in a New York Jewish center over an illegal 50-foot tunnel, and the Peregrine mission to the moon is a failure (probably because the earth is flat and the rocket hit the firmament). There's also a Bible verse of the week and there's a birthday at the Bee! Become a champion for freedom...

The Babylon Bee Podcast is here to do a rundown of the world's strange and weird Christmas Traditions including spiders in your house, putting poop in your nativity scene, and dressing up like demons to drag children into hell! Kyle, Jarret, and Travis also talk about their what books, movies, and games they enjoyed and hated this year. Apparently Kyle read 50 books and walked from Bag End to Mord...

The Babylon Bee sits down with Siaka Massaquoi to talk about how the FBI recently separated him from his pregnant wife at the airport and arrested him over charges related to January 6th. What really happened on January 6th and what was Siaka doing at the Capitol Building?  This episode is sponsored by Give Send Go: http://givesendgo.com

Kyle, Adam, Travis, and Emma celebrate Thanksgiving and answer soul-searching questions like what is the pilgrim and the squanto in their lives. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. Become a champion for freedom by standing with ADF today: http://joinadf.com/bee  

Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis are back on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about Switchfoot, Cybertruck, and Kyle's favorite song from the 80's classic Christian movie Home Safe. They also talk about the 10 Freeway shutdown, Senator Fetterman trolling the pro-Hamas, and San Francisco cleaning up its streets for a communist dictator. There's also glorious hate mail. This episode is brought to you b...

Alisa Childers is finally at The Babylon Bee to talk about her new book The Deconstruction Of Christianity and what is really wrong with the Contemporary Christian Music industry. Also, what in the world is going on with Andy Stanley and the Unconditional Conference? The Babylon Bee Podcast is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. They defend your rights, so stand up with them:  http://joi...

The Babylon Bee Podcast is back with Jarret, Chandler, Adam, and Travis talking about what's new with them and with The Bee. The Israel-Hamas war is in the news and so is Derek Webb for wearing a dress to the Dove Awards. Please support The Babylon Bee by subscribing at: http://babylonbee.com.plans Every episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. ADF is fig...

JP Sears is on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about being comfortable in a women's swimsuit, living his truth, and changing his mind on God. The nature of Satan and evil come up and also how to know if you are hearing God correctly. He also answers a brand new set of ten questions. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. ADF is standing for your freedoms, so stand with them...

Geologist Dr. Tim Clarey from Institute For Creation Research is at the Babylon Bee to talk about why he thinks rock megasequences are evidence for a global flood 4,300 years ago. He is joined by Mr. Dave Napier, a fellow speaker from ICR, and both young-earth creationists talk about young rocks, dinosaurs having feathers, and whether Russell Crowe was a good or a great Noah. This episode is broug...