Off The Tongue Podcast Network

The Average AF Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 203 episodes

A.D.D. In Action. We’re two guys who have more life experience than most, we have a BLAST at all times, and we can get deep and outsmart most people on important topics. We’re all over the place, but we’re also right where you want to be. We have something for everyone. Authenticity. Perspectives. Success. Stories. Jokes. Stress. Mental Health. Music. Business. Sports. Culture. Relationships. Life Lessons. Parenting. Everything... Give us a shot! Come think with us!

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Off The Tongue Podcast Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 21, 2023

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Episodes

#173 | That’s What Happened At Roswell 27.11.2022

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#172 | Welcome To The Chaos 16.11.2022

Stuff and Things. Craziness... This will be updated later.  SUBSCRIBE!! 

#171 | You Cannot Cancel Us 09.11.2022

{ Description coming soon - Enjoy, and go subscribe on YouTube! } 

#170 | A Snake Ate Grandma 02.11.2022

This Week: Ambiance. Feng Shui. Gravity. Baker Facts. Skate Mansfield is hosting a Skate Contest!! Fighting Concrete. Iron Man Lite & Mega Man Lite. Latchkey Kids. Minimum Wage. Sitting-Down Parkour. Mothman. It's Thug Life. Stampede in South Korea. Stop With The Narrowness Dude. Snake Eats Grandma. Alligator vs. Python, and much much more!  Follow Instagram.com/OffTheTongueNetwork for al...

#169 | Time Travel Will Never Exist 26.10.2022

This Week: Immediate Chaos. River Phoenix. Baker Is A Toddler. Hypodeadedness. Never Talk Talk. Where's The Pyramids!? I'm A Gentleman. Time Will No Longer Be Existent. Extra Beer - Hitler Doesn't Exist. Perspective. Gravitational Field. Mansfield. Old Friends. Circle K. Pardons. UFC 280. MMA Is A Real Sport. Sean O'Malley WON That Fight. Saturdays or Sundays, and much much more! Follow Instagram....

#168 | RIP Cartoon Network 19.10.2022

This Week: Handheld Episode. Baker going to the 2nd concert of his life! Mario. Time is flying. Blink is back! Dad Jokes. Non-Promotion. Storage is full. Eagawk. Godzilla in the studio. PVZ (revisited). Rocket League. RIP Cartoon Network. Frozen Alive (on purpose). Raccoon vs Iguana. Also - Piranhas.  Follow Instagram.com/OffTheTongueNetwork for all updates! I If you're interested in supporti...

#167 | The One Chip Challenge (Followed By Death) 12.10.2022

Well... This episode was brutal, to say the least. We had to delay the pain at least a liiittle bit... Had to start with a Disclaimer. Baker broke the timer. Shout out Shelly. Wasp Follow Up. Dahmer. Participation Trophies. Surprise Phone Call. Another Observation. Kangaroos Can Swim. Fire. Tears. Pain....... Death. Check out the Voyage Ohio article for The OTT Network! https://voyageohio.com/inte...

#166 | Pretty Vicious Zebras (PVZ) 05.10.2022

Well, here it is... The episode that you will undoubtable judge us (me) for. It is what it is. We're not going to give you any details this week, but all I'm willing to say is the title of this episode was almost "I'm A Rainbow Boy..." That should tell you quite a bit... Buckle Up. **Make sure to share it with a friend TODAY if you're entertained please!! That's the only way we can grow.** Follow...

#165 | The Truth About Tom Hardy 28.09.2022

This Week: Growls. Restricted. Shitheads. Zero Degrees Kelvin. Kansas. The Worst Day of My Life. I'll Kick Your Ass. POP POP POP. Bruce Willie. Timothy Wendy's. Stage Names. The W Confuses Baker. Van Halen. Raining Walnuts. Do Squirrels Hibernate? Crazy Son. Dahmer. Race For Pinks, and much much more! Enjoy! Follow Instagram.com/OffTheTongueNetwork for all updates! I If you're interested in suppor...

#164 | Baker (Literally) Cries On Camera! 21.09.2022

This Week: Not Cancelled. Tridents & Poseidon. Listener-Submitted Conspiracy Theory. Nobody on the Planet. Latino Wizards. Baker Almost Stole A Person. There's A Deer in the Wall. Society Farts Wrong. Baker Cries (A LOT). Plinko. Roman Candles. Works B*mbs. Life Used to be Silent. Meditating. 20 to Life. Guns Drawn. Mansfield. Throw The Anchor. And stab a squirrel with a screwdriver. Yeah........

#163 | Nothing About This Is Dope 14.09.2022

This Week: History. Holiday is the wrong word. Backstreet Boys. No Kids Allowed. Chelsea. Roots. Cults & Nazis. Adam Talks To Himself. Conversate. We're Not Gonna Carve Pumpkins. Proud Dad Moment. Socrates. Motorcycles, and much much more! Follow Instagram.com/OffTheTongueNetwork for all updates! I If you're interested in supporting the podcast and/or need some new gear for the summer, please...

#162 | The Curse of Man with Vaundoom 07.09.2022

This Week: The legend himself, Vaundoom! Also - Roses. This Thing I've Built. New Project. Trashy People. Why? Mower (called it!). A Boring Cat. Serial Killer. What Is Going On? Florida. Don't Be In Limbo. LEARN. The Same Nucleus. Hov. Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey Reaction. A Coma From Bees. Ripley's, and much much more! Let us know what you think! **FOLLOW VAUNDOOM EVERYWHERE, FOOL!** Music...

#161 | This is How I Know You're Dumb 31.08.2022

This Week: A (dumbass) question about life. Pennsylvania. The Earth is flat. Doesn't even matter. Trigga Finga Tricep. Bob Barker. Creature. Looking like a crackhead. Froot Loops. Two Birds. Flying Squirrels. Dinosaur tracks. Reach. 4 x 2 Buses. The sound of a black hole. Bending space time. Animorphs, bitch - and much much more! Let us know your thoughts!  Follow Instagram.com/OffTheTongueNe...

#160 | Onomatopee On Yourself 24.08.2022

This Week: Disclaimers. Shout out Teach A Dummy. Daytime recording. Concerts. The Most Dangerous Game. Penis. Pinch Game Strong. Snap My Wet Lap. Simulation. Intricacies. Space. Trouble Doesn't Exist. Outbursts. Worst Day. Anxiety. Reflecting, and much much more! Let us know your thoughts! Check out the Voyage Ohio article for The OTT Network! https://voyageohio.com/interview/inspiring-conversatio...

#159 | Shout Out Alex Jones 17.08.2022

This Week: Brian Reagan. Alex Jones. Gay Frogs. $50 Million. Pizzagate. Unexpected Techno. Baby Organs. Controlling the Weather. Oil Tycoons. Cloning... Everything. Air Conditioning. The Game. DRILLMATIC Heart vs. Mind. Black Slim Shady. Skinning Tattoos. What's Your Upcharge? Hitler Had Sleeves, and much much more! Check out the Voyage Ohio article for The OTT Network! https://voyageohio.com/inte...

#158 | All Feelings No Facts with Skillet 10.08.2022

This Week: We are joined by Skillet! Dudes. Colon with an S. THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Voyage Ohio article. Overhearing our Spelling Bee. Devil Drake. Not a serial killer. Carlos Mencia. Are you going with Aliens? Skinwalker Ranch. Dragon. Barrel Roll through a window. 50 Cent doesn't know how many times he got shot. Devils avocado. Fat Astronauts. Going to Mars. Space Noah's Arc. Pigs doing karate....

#157 | We're Buying Epstein's Island! 03.08.2022

This Week: Can Openers. No fights on vacation. Werewolves and a full moon. Brian is my mom. We're famous. Atomic material from Pluto. Emo Armadillos. Dogs don't wear wrist watches. Unanswered questions. OTTI OTTI OTTI! Buying an island and an airport. Mr. Miyagi. Gross. Go about your day. Kid Rock's White House. Cooking and yardwork. Monkey strength. Willy Wonka. Michael Jackson. Johnny Depp. Murd...

#156 | Love Languages with Cara McClenathan 27.07.2022

While Baker is dipping his toes in the sand and undoubtedly turning into a lobster, we were joined by the lovely Cara McClenathan!!! It’s been nearly two years since she’d been on, and we got deep on this one. We talked about her career as a mental health therapist, how we met, secret languages, problem solving vs empathy, growing up, balancing a career and relationship, love languages, handling r...

#155 | I Blame Pornhub 20.07.2022

This Week: Baker is on Vacation Mode. Off The Tongue Merch! Diarrhea Awareness Week. Robert wants to take Baker's Job. Baker Defends Robert. Adam Attacks Robert. Popcorn. Selfie Deaths (or not). White People. Clarifying Questions. Grandpa Daddy. Stranger Things Spoiler (kinda). Don't Be Hypocrites. James Webb satellite photos. Trees. $500 million. 1,000mph drone. Inside the Sun. Grain of sand. Rob...

#154 | Humans Were Made By Aliens 13.07.2022

We're officially part of the Off The Tongue Podcast Network! Please make sure to follow instagram.com/offthetongue network for all updates! This Week: We start off hot with a classic BLR about humans, animals, and William Shatner. Not aliens. Animal takeover. Experiments. Super powers. Evolution. Instincts in DNA. No hesitation. Previous Civilizations. Pyramids. Same actions, different devices. Hu...

#153 | Moment of Silence for the $7 Fish 06.07.2022

We're officially part of the Off The Tongue Podcast Network! Please make sure to follow instagram.com/offthetongue network for all updates! This Week: Bickering. Our biggest fan yet. January 6th. Bingo (thanks Jaci). Swinging on people. Bounce Houses. Doctor Strange. Buzz Lightyear. Love's love homie. Adam's a toddler. Baker killed another fish. Wolverine. Halo Teabagging = Sexual assault. America...

#152 | Colors Don't Exist 29.06.2022

This Week: Marrying a Ferris Wheel. Fans. Lawn Mower. 30k Total Streams (THANK YOU!). Patreon. Planets. You're Living in the Past. Colors Aren't Real. Humans vs. Animals. Wild Boy. Donkey Kong. Malibu's Most Wanted. Gravitational Rotation. Moving in Space. WE AIN'T SWIMMING TODAY. Personal News. Girl Dad. Skate Mansfield (Subscribe Below!). Roe vs. Wade. Taxes. WNBA. Juuls, and much much more! Ska...

#151 | Our Presidential Campaign 22.06.2022

Mystery Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1eZk2GbfM This week: Poison Ivy is for children. No electric for 3 days. 100mph winds. Stuck or Dead. Contributions. "1 and..." Baker's monologue. Significance. Firewalls and Viruses. Bottom Friendly Menu. Elephants never forget. Baker translates Indian. No more Elvis weddings. Dictionaries and Bibles. Dual Presidency. Our first presidential press co...

#150 | I'm A F*cking Boss with Steve Hardy 16.06.2022

This week we were joined by the OG of all OG's - Steeeeve Haaardyyy! We talk about him making music again, Adam not sleeping for nearly two full days, what we are going to bring to a nursing home (think about it), Mariah Carey getting sued, Morbius' epic failure (again), and Baker takes nearly an entire hour to force in a dad joke... And yes, it was terrible. What else would you expect!? If you're...

#149 | Cherish The Mmmbops 08.06.2022

This Week: More Spelling. Limoncello. Cheating on school work. Stranger Things. Mmmbops are time. Ollies. Bam Margera. Cake on Mona Lisa's Face. Homeless Grandparents. Japanese Man Gambles Towns Money. Johnny Depp and Beck. Not Jaci. Karate Chopping Headphones. #WatchTheVideo. Dog Costumes. Standard Moths. Live Snapchats. Gay Ye. Paparazzi, and much much more! WIIIIIILD! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE O...

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