The Autopsy Of Dexter Morgan

Send a text Of all the timelines, who knew we ended up in the one where Harrison is carrying the show? Eric and Daniel are stunned by how much they like Harrison, but end up being luke warm on many other parts of the episode. Daniel revives past segments. Eric wants to do a podcast crossover. They both have conspiracy theories. Get vaccinated you absolute loons. It could save your life or the life...

Send a text Get your winter coats and your hot chocolate ready as we leave the sunny shores of Miami and head to upstate New York as Dexter returns from the dead to punish two knuckleheads for their hubris. Eric and Daniel try to look at the premiere with an open mind despite everything this show has done to them before. They like some things! Daniel introduces fun new segments. Eric wonders if th...

Send a text Don't you worry y'all, we're back. In this countdown to destruction, Eric and Daniel look forward to what they think might happen, try to be optimistic, and think of ways to preemptively break their spirits. They will be trying to get their reviews of the episodes up on Tuesday's as usual, however The Cowards at Showtime have not given them screeners so they will do...

Send a text It's the end of an era, as Eric and Daniel say goodbye to Dexter for now and briefly look forward to the future, blissfully unaware that the arc of the universe bends towards chaos. We'll see all of you absolute loons in the fall when Showtime decides to personally attack your devoted hosts and push them to the brink. It's gonna be like your 10 year high school reunion a...

Send a text In part 1 of this faux grand finale, listen to these two drunken numbskulls babble on about this trash season, blissfully unaware that Showtime is going to resurrect them months later to return to a show they thought they had left behind. Daniel starts us off with a Hot Take. Eric can barely conceal his anger at the season. They both have six packs by themselves during the entirety of...

Send a text We're near the temporary end of this long, terrible road. Eric misses season 6 and hates everything. Daniel liked one (1) thing but cannot get over how aimless Dexter is. Is he talking about the character or the show? That's for you, dear listener, to decide. See you folks on location in Argentina as we try to find Harrison next week. If you enjoyed the show, please leave us...

Send a text Dexter is coming to a temporary end and it all hinges on an absolutely terrible final villain, characters that are basically nothing, and bad decisions all around. Not even Masuka can provide entertainment now. Daniel wonders when Dexter will wear wigs. Eric is baffled by how bad Saxon is as a villain. They both cannot get enough of the Facial Recognition scene.  If you enjoyed the sho...

Send a text We've gone off the deep end a few minutes into the episode before, but this time Eric and Daniel set a record for driving right into the lake, and this time there's no good samaritan fisherman to bail them out. They don't like anything. Eric begs for some dramatic irony. Daniel points out a certain character is squatting. They are mentally, spiritually, and physically dr...

Send a text "This is maybe the worst two episode bunch we've had yet."  Let that quote set the pace for these two absolute train wreck episodes as season 8 goes from "not completely terrible" to "so far off the rails that you cannot even remember being on the rails." Eric is gobsmacked by the Angie Miller story. Daniel thinks dark thoughts.  They are both blissfu...

Send a text Season 8 is still here and according to Daniel it isn't completely terrible yet! That doesn't mean there's really anything GOOD going on, but hey at this point the absense of some terribleness is a win in their book. Quinn is racist and Deb is disappointing. Daniel can't remember the word "lifesaver." Eric thinks this story should have been 5 seasona ago a...

Send a text It's the final season of the original run (shudder) of Dexter, and Stockholme Syndrome must have set in for Daniel based on how he feels about the premiere. Almost nothing works in the first episode of season 8 but graded on this curve that's maybe better than they were expecting. We get The Iconic Bench Scene. Harrison doesn't care about Dexter at all. Daniel defends so...

Send a text Stick a fork in this underbaked season because praise the lord it's finally over. But if you thought Captain Houseboat was done making racist comments you're wrong because he's still a garbage character. Quinn breaks our scale and it turns out the real problem with Dexter...was himself. Eric wonders if this season just needed more Doakes flashbacks (the answer is yes) an...

Send a text It's as if all of the loose threads of season 7 were pulled on at once, revealing that this entire season has been nothing all along. Daniel's brain is fully mush by the end of the recap for this week, so strap in folks we're all in for a bumpy ride. Eric is somehow still shocked by how racist Deputy Chief Houseboat is. If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a review w...

Send a text The Great Hannah Divide truly begins as our hosts have differing feelings on season 7's most important character. Ray Stevenson tries to singlehandidly save the season even though one beloved scene might be kind of icky in hindsight. Daniel and his buddy Vince Masuka are exonnerated from Eric's slander. They both realize they kind of hate Dexer the character now. Not for, you...

Send a text It's a Tale of Two Takes this week as Eric and Daniel have differing feelings on these episodes. Deb continues to be a standout but the poor characterization of Dexter for so many years is really dragging the show down. We have romance and mob kills, and Daniel mixes up the Russians and the Ukranians. Eric is not feeling Isaac or Hannah. Daniel...agrees with his most hated charact...

Send a text Well, Eric and Daniel did not expect a crazed minotaur man to send the season into a nose dive so quickly. It's only four episodes in, and the question of "what is this season about?" is perhaps harder than ever. Daniel is baffled by this story's tone. Eric is so happy that Louis is dead. We get POLITCAL on this episode folks and discuss conspiracy theories (not the...

Send a text Eric and Daniel cannot stress this point enough: they are so happy to be done with season 6. Unfortunately, season 7 has already shown that it has some...pretty big problems early on. Jennifer Carpenter is crushing it early, but is Michael C. Hall kind of phoning it in? There are some  Daniel hates Louis. Eric makes season 6 better by swapping a pair of characters. They're at leas...

Send a text Daniel and Eric thought they would never get to this moment: the end of season 6.  And the sad part is they still have 2 seasons left and another season that hasn't even manifested on this plane yet. Please send them money or alcohol in these trying times. Eric writes some good Dexter Fan Fiction. Daniel proposes a Gritty Reboot of Friends. They cannot believe that this season was...

Send a text Good news everyone! These two episodes are better than the last two! Unfortunately for your hosts, that means they still really stink on ice. Eric has something in common with Masuka. Daniel scares Eric with a segment. They're struggling but the end is at least somewhat in sight.  If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a review wherever you listen to it! You can also follow us o...

Send a text Y'all, Eric and Daniel are STRUGGLING this week as they watch the Worst Episode of Dexter Yet and another episode that is a pretty big stinker. Please make an Angel The Hat Batista video game with those PS1-era graphics or as a little sprite solving crimes and driving muscle cars so that just for a moment the pain will go away. Eric hates everything. Daniel hates everything.  Coul...

Send a text Are Eric and Daniel heroes for rewatching this garbage season of television? They wouldn't say that themselves but if one of their loyal viewers were to declare it they certainly wouldn't object. Encouragement is needed in this current pit of despair, whether that's season 6 or the current real world. Daniel decides "suffocating in the ocean" is a better phrase...

Send a text Season six, y'all. Eric and Daniel knew it was gonna be rough but BOY HOWDY were they not prepared for just how quickly this season was gonna go down the tubes. Eric hates the Tooth Fairy. Daniel hates Mike Anderson. They both like Brother Sam at least. Daniel gets mean in Call Me By Your First Name. If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a review wherever you listen to it! You...

Send a text Eric and Daniel know you sick freaks have been waiting for them to get to this season. Well, buckle up. Eric's hatred of Ghost Harry ascends to a new level. Daniel comes back with his own Hot Takes on season 6, shatters the Fan Favorite Meter, and shows of his awful Russian. They introduce two new segments for your listening pleasure and as evidence of their rapidly deteriorating...

Send a text Are y'all ready to THROW DOWN in this end to the season 5 rewatch? Eric and Daniel once again have fundamentally different feelings about the episodes despite mostly agreeing on the good and bad parts. Eric has a hot take. Daniel thinks season 5 is The Force Awakens of Dexter. We bid farewell to a strange segment that is near and dear to our hearts. If you enjoyed the show, please...

Send a text This train is rapidly approaching the end of season 5. Much to Eric's surprise, Daniel liked these episodes a pretty good amount! They both love Liddy, Angsty Astor, and Jordan Chase. Daniel is stunned that this season will end without Dexter getting caught. Eric praises the genius storytelling of HBS. They realize the podcast might be turning them into exactly what they hate abou...