The Army of Drunks

"Ask a Drunk Transperson!"  Just in time for Trump's military ban, we sit down with guest Adrian Roberts --  one of the first people to legally register as gender non-binary and founder of Bootie Mashup -- to talk gender, transitioning, and hefeweizen beer. (NSFW as always.) SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/...

Our second show with Reason Magazine senior editor Brian Doherty as we get even drunker on politics in the age of the internet troll. SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

Sit down with Reason Magazine editor Brian Doherty as we get drunk on Gimlets and discuss libertarianism, lime juice, and what Ayn Rand, Anne Rice, and Andy Rooney all have in common. (NSFW as always.) SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

Our second show with scientist Ian McEwan as we get even deeper -- and even more loaded -- on the future of science in America. SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

Welcome to Season Three, and the welcome return of Drunk Science with Ian McEwan, our Drunk Scientist.  We also dig up the history of the Manhattan.  It's not just another plot by the Vermouth industry. SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

A repeat of our show with creator of INVADER ZIM Jhonen Vasquez. (NSFW as always) SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

The Army of Drunks Season Three is Coming Soon!   SUBSCRIBE!   http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT!   www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks FACEBOOK!   http://www.facebook.com/armyofdrunksworldwide/ 

2016 has been one big punch in the dick, so why not wrap it up with Charles Dickens Punch, a.k.a. The Dick Punch!  As we wait for Santa to arrive, the Army gets loaded on a punch recipe from the author of "A Christmas Carol" himself.  We also play "Ask a Drunk Magician" with Simone Turkington of Mystiki Magic.  And improv band Surprise Inside makes it up as they go along!

ELECTION SPECIAL!  (If you live in California, anyway.  Everyone else, DO NOT LISTEN!  Seriously.  Unless other people's state measures really make you horny.)  Confused by the California state ballot propositions?  Hey!  We are, too!  So we decided to invite comedy 'n' government guy Josh Kamensky -- of Surprise Inside -- to walk us through 'em after our last show.  Joining us is guest host Aydre...

It's Halloween!  Join the Drunks, guest host Aydrea Walden ("The Oreo Experience") and our special guest mortician Amber Carvaly of Undertaking LA as we dive deep into the history of the Corpse Reviver cocktail, the cocktail with two versions and one purpose: revive your corpse after a long night of drinking.  We also "Ask a Drunk Mortician" questions from our listeners, and find out if the Sexy C...

What better way to celebrate summer than with a bunch of fruity and boozy made-up Polynesian cocktails!  We get into the history of the Tiki bar while we sample the Mai Tai and the Singapore Sling.  That's right!  Two drinks!  Special!  Also, Matt talks about his distillery tour of Scotland, and Katie tells us how people are horrible.  SPECIAL!  (NSFW as always.)

The Cobbler Show with James Slay The Army finally sits down with an actual bartender to discuss what life is like on the other side of the drink counter.  Some of it's good, some of it's really, really not, and we give you some tips on how to not piss off your friendly neighborhood drink-slinger.  Also: Buck forgets his segment!  And Vanessa kills a child! (NSFW as always.)

NSFW! NSFW! Oh, and NSFW! The Bourbon & Girl Scout Cookies Show with Linda Williamson Let us apologize up front.  We thought this was a good idea.  We had no way of knowing it would end like it did.  Remember that little article that floated around Facebook featuring Bourbon and Girl Scout Cookie pairings?  Well, we tried it!  I mean, after we figured out half the bourbons they recommended were im...

The Ziggy Stardust with Andy Hermann In celebration of David Bowie, we do a tribute show with L.A Weekly music editor Andy Hermann while drinking the Ziggy Stardust, a drink as complex as Bowie himself.  (And the first Army of Drunks cocktail that involves fire!)  Warning: We get loaded, pretentious, and kind of serious about Bowie and his music, but we still have plenty of comedy-ha-ha-good-times...

Wassail Christmas Special! with Jon Alloway and musical guest Surprise Inside Hey kids. it's Christmas!  Has that hipster-douchebag Santa Rampage got you down?  Sit back with a steamin' bowl of Wassail* and learn about the Krampus Run, the old-school response to the red tide. We talk to Jon Alloway, veteran of the L.A. Cacophony Society and one of the L.A. Krampuses bringing a little demonic cheer...

The Old Fashioned Show Holiday Redux with Johnny Amerika Holiday time is upon us, and as the Drunks gear up for Season Two, we regift a show from Season One, now with added fruitcakery!  MixMa$ter Therm tells you how to make your own Holiday Five-Actually-Seven-Spice Liqueur to give as a gift to the ones you claim to love! And join us with mad genius Johnny Amerika -- a man who builds the sort of...

The White Russian with Aydrea Walden Meet writer Aydrea Walden, a self-described "total whitey trapped in a black chick's body," and author of The Oreo Experience blog.  Together we get loaded on White Russians (get it?) and as she talks about her life growing up as the only black girl who liked the Pixies in a Texas high school, and her upcoming show at http://www.theoreoexperienceshow.com (NSFW...

The Moscow Mule Redux with Richard Horvitz and Rikki Simons (from Invader ZIM ) You guessed it: "Redux" is French for "Rerun."  It's summer and the drunks are taking a little vacation, but we're rolling out one of our favorite shows from last year.  Listen to cartoon voice actors and stars of Invader ZIM  Richard Horvitz and Rikki Simons get loaded and tell true tales of convention horror.  Now wi...

The Mojito with Clifton James Weaver III (a.k.a. DJ Soft Touch) What's the "Song of the Summer" for 2015?  Damn us to Pharrell Hell if we know, kids!  Popular music has failed us, so we sit down with one of L.A.'s most accomplished funk and soul DJs, Clifton James Weaver, and tap his encyclopedic knowledge of groove before August slips away.  We also sit back and sip on the Mojito, Cuba's most end...

The Sazerac with Ian McEwan "Ask a Drunken Scientist!"  That's what we set out to do!  Somehow we met mathemetician and psycist Ian McEwan, plied him a lot of good rye, and asked him questions about science ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous and back again.  We also delve into the Sazerac cocktail, a drink that traces its roots back to a pharmacist in 1800's New Orleans.  No, there are no...

Short: 1990s - (Redeeming) The Appletini with the Army of Drunks! Ah, the 1990s!  A time of transition between the sugary concoctions of the 80s and the more mature cocktails of times to come.  Where candy-flavored "bullshitinis" ruled the high-end drink menus of bars all over America.  We dive face-first into the Jolly Rancher-green Appletini and survive.  How?  Through the ingenuity of MixMa$ter...

The El Presidente Show with Jhonen Vasquez (extended cut) Yeahhh... We were gonna do a show about the Zombie.  We really were.  But we ran out of time and hey, we've opened relations with Cuba again!  So in honor of all that, we had MixMa$ter Therm dial-in the optimal recipe for the Cuban classic El Preisdente!  Our guest is Jhonen Vasquez, comic book creator and brain behind INVADER ZIM, and we g...

Father's Day Special - The Whisky and Pancakes Challenge with Rev. Roemer and Mike & Kevin from Topline Wine  You have a dad, right?  Or maybe you had one at one point but don't know what happened to him.  Either way, in honor of Father's Day, the Army of Drunks presents a short tribute to Dad's special day in the form of our dumb-ass "Whisky and Pancakes Challenge," and our clever-ass buyer's gui...

Short: 1980s - Sex on the Beach with the Army of Drunks! What are we doing?  What the hell are we doing?  Take your DeLorean back to the decade when Spring Break drinking became an institution as we -- grown stinkin' adults -- get drunk on the Sex on the Beach.  And joins us as we create more cocktails named after awkward college-age sex acts!  PAR-TEE!

The Gin and Tonic Show with the Choachella Hippos of Corporate Headquarters Summer is almost here!  Time to get your gin and quinine and beat back the malaria!  Join the drunks and learn about the cocktail that will keep YOU from dying of mosquito bites the next time you invade India!  We also talk to artists Derek Doublin and our own Vanessa "Spork" Bonet about the most insane art installation at...