The Anyway Pod

This week on Anyway… We ask the question like loud Americans. We discuss international travel, horse bangs, and mittens full of sand. We regret not only our packing decisions but also our splash zone seating and later we tell the mysterious tale of the Cats of Reykjavík. So, If you have ever turned into Tammy from Texas all of a sudden, Then you are in the right place and we’re happy to have you....

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, Are we getting old?  We discuss phone books, cassette tapes, and plantar fasciitis.  We have bikini dance parties in our 5” inseam shorts and later we get more confused on what DRIP means and how it’s used.  So, If your van carries not only multiple kids but large bags of mulch, Then you are in the right place and we’re happy to have you. SPONSOR ALERT! Ha...

This week on Anyway…   We ask the question, What have you lost? We discuss Trauma Bonding , Inception, and leprechauns. We had a lightbulb go on but then we couldn’t get it to turn off and later we prove that women are better at finding apples than men.  So, If your elf on a shelf is really an elf in an underwear drawer, Then you are in the right place and we’re happy to have you. SPONSOR ALERT! H...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, What have you learned from TV? We discuss Ted Lasso, weird neighbors, and buffalo wings. We then decide to judge a prince by the size of his kingdom and later we phone a friend but add nothing to the conversation. So, If you think it’s S.T.P.D. that movie theaters don’t show films with closed captioning, Then you are in the right place and we’re happy to h...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, How are you dealing with Maycember? We discuss to-do-lists, time management, and busy naps. We place a price on our sanity to avoid getting thrown in Library jail and later we celebrate that Bryant is the worst with cake and t-shirts. So, If you can’t add another thing to your calendar this month, Then you are in the right place and we’re happy to have you...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, what have we butterfly affected? We discuss crosswalks, toilets, and use of government influence. We realize that the right kind of weird makes the best friends and later we flex by showing how many backroads we know. So, If you’ve ever raised your hand to do something you wouldn’t normally do, Then you are in the right place and we’re happy to have you. ...

This week on Anyway… We reflect on some of our cheesy quirks.  We discuss laffy taffy, putt putt golf, and the devil’s paper.  We realize that our face says “please tell me your story about cats watching TV” and later we have to backseat coach because Wendell never passes the ball.  So, If you brought your kids their jackets but your kids won’t wear them, Then you are in the right place and we’re...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, what are your pet peeves again ? We invite producer Joel to the program for his takes on what grinds his gears. We then talk leaving the grocery cart, commercial puns, and sticky paper towels and later, we lose the internet while in the middle of a Kansas tornado. So, If you can’t stand people chewing and crunching cereal, then You are in the right place a...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question,  how do you Bond ? We hold our kids hostage and talk egg sandwiches and murder. Then we knock the jukebox, pop our collar, and throw the frisbee and later, we find unlost things and check out the backside of water.  So, If it feels like someone swept the leg because your kid is somehow turning 10, then you are in the right place, and we’re happy to have yo...

This week on Anyway We ask the question,  do you have any birthday fails ? We talk ransom-note cakes in a san serif meth font. Then we discover the similarities between Super Bowl Rihanna and birthday party Rapunzel. And later, we have floorboard pancakes during a celebratory car parade.  So, If you have an ice cold beer cooler (for parents) at your kid’s birthday party, then You are in the right...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, do you celebrate the small holidays? We stir up controversy by not claiming George Lincoln as our 1st president.  We then talk groundhog cookies, disrespect for Pluto, and popcorn trash holes. And later, we shed some tears over Sam’s Club’s $1.50 Hotdogs.  So, If your gummy bear game has real artificial everything, then You are in the right place and we’re...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question,  What are you gifting right now ? We head to Trader Joes for something stinky and delicious. We then talk cups with straws & handles for transporting water everywhere and later, we invent the Car Roomba for the active dirt mom on the go. So, If you’ve ever wanted to walk on a cloud, but were afraid of suffocating your feet. Then You are in the right place...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, What’s your Guilty Pleasure ? We deep dive the internet on strangers and put all the pieces together. We then talk Beaver Nuggets, Potato Logs and Zombie Skin and later, we eat Taco Bell in our car. In a parking lot. In the daylight! So, If you’ve ever ordered something from instagram, but we’re too afraid to use it. Then You are in the right place and we’...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, what diet do we try this year? We talk The Freshman 15, yellow demons, and portion control.  We then give up Dirty Keto for Twinkies & Carbs.  And later, we crack the coconut and find out how to milk an almond.  So, if you have ever had a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner, then You are in the right place and we’re happy to...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, Can we be friends?  We talk play dates, officers clubs, and Mom’s night out.  We then realize that the muffins aren’t working and move on to Little Debbies. And later, we find out that the Christmas card list is getting more expensive. So, if you don't want to make new friends because you like your old ones, then You are in the right place and we’re happy...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, How much Mom guilt are you dealing with? We talk dress-up themes at school, baking cookies, and broken elbows. We then envision the zombie apocalypse debut on the Hallmark channel. And later, we find out that well visits don’t always go so well.  So, if “all white” is not “alright” for your kiddo’s wardrobe, then You are in the right place and You’re Welco...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, how do you connect? We talk Dino nuggets, Wampus cats, and succotash.  We then hit the open bar and win all the silent auctions.  And later, we recite where we’re from in a premeditated multi-tiered response.  So, if your conversations go deep with party lingerers, then You are in the right place and we’re happy to have you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, do bodily functions gross you out? We get down and dirty and tell stories of our kiddos getting sick. We then use phrases in real life like “I need butt cheeks” and “did you pop?” And later, we have sympathy pains as we pack a large T-shirt for the flight.  So, if you're ready to test your gag reflex for 40 minutes during your ride to work, then You are in...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, do  good fences make good neighbors ? We wrap up Halloween 2022 with fireballs, zombie babies, and gunshots.  We then prank call 911 and notify Nextdoor of a creepy white van in the neighborhood and later, we tell Melva to back off because she doesn’t want any of this heat. So, if you want to retire with either a cool convertible OR a hand knit gingerbread...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question,  are you the one eyed toad ?  We hands down do the best show we’ve ever done.  We then add a soup sandwich, some boiled peanuts, and desk yogurt to our instacart and later, we determine if we are close enough to smell the barn or is it just the pickled eggs?  So, If you were today years old when you found out what a bushel and a peck were, then You are in...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question,  would you go back to the future ?  We cleverly avoid the butterfly effect by following rules we just made up.  We then realize that sneezes are stressful and you should keep your face to yourself and later, we watch Hocus Pocus with kids that don’t know what they are talking about.  So, If the last thing you want to do is relive your old life again, then...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question,  when is Fall going to get here ?  We grab our pumpkin spiced iced, turn on Harry Potter, and flash our basic white girl membership cards. We then engage in an inflatable lawn decoration war with a more than worthy opponent. And later, we discover that kids today are still wearing sexy cop costumes around the neighborhood. So, If you too are having difficu...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, what’s your favorite movie ?  We laugh, we cry, we go on adventures and never say die.  We invest in a good couch, with a bucket of popcorn and a box of eye candy and later, we discover that we’ve been calling Sally Field by the wrong name this whole time.  So, If you lean more towards Tom Hanks than Tom Cruise, then You are in the right place and we’re ha...

This week on Anyway… We ask the question, what’s been going on with you? We make a mountain out of a mold hill in a complete comedy of errors.  We put on our nicest t-shirt, sit in a little chair, and pull tissues out of our pockets.  And later, we trade in our love for cured meats and cheeses for unicorn Little Debbies.  So, If your Stitch Fix personal stylist is sending you nothing but different...

his week on Anyway…   We ask the question, what brings your shoulders down ? We find our happy places which happens to include Water, Air, and Bananas.  We force memories with our kids while attempting to be the fun parent and later, We make everyone eat a vegetable before they eat a single Dino nugget. So, If you are looking for that third child that’s giving away bags of money, then You are in t...