The Answers for Everything Podcast

Finally, Charlie Ray is back online and can join the show! This episode starts by having the boys choose their perfect threesome (with some terrible stipulations) which leads to some info on Disneyland’s Star Wars nights event. Charlie Ray asks a listener question, Mr. Clay brings a news story about farm animals and Russian tourists while Josh makes the hosts guess which Stallone movie he watched...

With Charlie Ray still having internet issues it's up to Josh and Mr. Clay to keep you all entertained (sorta). Josh and Mr. Clay start the show talking about Tim Horton’s ice cream, Nestle Crunch bars, Pinkberry and Jessica Simpson. The hosts get into some listener questions then finish the show talking about their spank banks as well as celebrity chefs.     “If you can find happiness in this wor...

Minutes after season 4 begins there is some mysteriously bad internet going on at Charlie Ray’s end which leaves just 2 hosts to continue the show. Luckily, the boys are up to the challenge.   Josh starts off by getting into some video game news and then teaches Mr. Clay about Queen Elizabeth which leads to deciphering some idioms before the episode drawing to a close.     “I don’t like to think a...

Hello Knowitalls. This episode marks the final episode of season 3 of the Answers for Everything podcast (AKA: “Morons talking about stupid shit” as well as “Retards talking about retarded shit”). Stay tuned over the next couple of weeks as the show ramps up production in order to hopefully get you 3 episodes a week instead of only 2.  This episode starts with listener questions involving automobi...

Welcome to the small world of the Answers for Everything podcast. Today the hosts discuss the little things going on around them; from Dungeons and Dragons and new dessert creations to current movie watching and learning stuff about science and history.     “That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants” -Charlie Ray

Hello Knowitalls. This episode starts with talk about Diddy’s new criminal charges and Charlie Ray chatting about an odd sport. The show continues with Josh talking about the most recent Stallone movie that he watched and Mr. Clay bringing 2 Urban Dictionary terms to end the show.     Some questions that get answered this episode: Is there such thing as a lock picking competition? What is Sportsfr...

Welcome to this week’s bonus episode. The hosts hit the floor running with talk about mac ‘n’ cheese and lemon square recipes gone wrong which somehow leads into chat about being molested in public. The show ends with the hosts thanking Ukranians for doing so much downloading of the AFE Podcast over the last week.   "I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode" -Charlie Ray-

Hello Knowitalls. This episode spends time on McDonald’s mascots from the past, the actor Doug Jones, breakfast sandwiches, fast food fries and the Galapagos.   Some questions that get answered this episode: Who was Mac Tonight? What happened to the McBarge? Which fast food hash brown does Josh love best?   "My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings" -Josh-

Welcome to this week’s bonus episode. Please enjoy as the 2 hosts bring some listener questions and a game of “fuck, marry, kill”. The show ends with some urban dictionary, finger traps and 2 truths and a lie.   . “I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times” -Charlie Ray

Hello Knowitalls. This episode centers around Josh’s love for what the local mall used to be. The hosts discuss Hamburger Helper, discounted meat prices, food courts, Cinnabon, Kmart and San Francisco.   Some questions that get answered this episode:   What does HH mean to Josh? What store is on the 2nd level of the Abbotsford, 7 Oaks mall? What happened to Mr. Clay’s “Save-on-more” points? What i...

This bonus episode starts with the hosts answering some listener questions about pregnancy and personal grooming, which leads into facts about the insane clown posse, Charlie Ray’s latest metal fest on a cruise ship and Mr. Clay’s UK trip in June.     “I smack my dick with a ball-peen hammer” -Josh-

Thanks for joining us on another episode of the AFE podcast. This week, Josh and Mr. Clay discuss hammers, making love to cars, new marijuana strains, hospital visits, fighting bears and making a cheese omelette.     Some questions that get answered this episode: What does Josh use a Ball-Peen hammer for? Why did Josh go blind? Why is Charlie Ray absent from this episode?   “I just assume that a s...

The hosts talk about parenting differences from the 80’s until now and why it led to Josh physically assaulting an old man for past transgressions. There are three news stories; one featuring a spicy pepper, one about sexual misconduct on a passenger train and one about a murder charge. The show ends with some talk about a new American Pie movie and the telling of two truths and a lie.   “I put a...

To start off this episode the hosts have a little conversation about daylight savings time, which leads into some listener questions about music, video games and making love at sea. Mr. Clay tells 2 truths and a lie while Josh reminisces about having wet dreams.   Some questions that get answered this episode:   What did Mr. Clay’s kid break while he was at work? Were Josh and Mr. Clay Sega or Nin...

The hosts discuss a “would you rather” question while Josh tells the tale of his recent disc golf triumph. Topics after that include MR. T, people dying on planes, the Love Boat, Vegemite and then the show ends with a new segment that involves bad Christopher Walken impressions.   “Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”                    -Charlie Ray-

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. This week Josh and Mr. Clay bring you news of gay club goers in Russia, call center rules and regulations, Keri lotion usages, bad handjobs VS good and the great butcher boxes from Meridian meats has to offer.   Some questions that get answered this episode:   What happened to the actor who played “Half sack” in Sons of Anarchy? What could happen to you if you have blue o...

This week’s bonus episode is all about Amazon having creative control over James Bond, the hosts current TV show watching and then ends with a few Urban Dictionary definitions.     "Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet" -April-

Josh starts the show off with a story about a menacing hot water tank which leads to stories about car troubles on road trips. The boys chat about Hooters and what may come from their bankruptcy. The end of the show is all about Urban Dictionary.   Some questions that get answered this episode: Where is Charlie Ray taking a cruise? How much was the new Captain America popcorn bucket in Edmonton? W...

Just a little bonus episode here with the focus on new TV shows that the hosts are enjoying, shnitz, Elon Musk’s new kid and Post Malone with Nirvana.     “I would raw dog anyway” -Josh-

Charlie Ray starts the show off with some speculative ponderings about movies from our past that would benefit from the technology of today. The conversation turns to Yoda and his self imposed, exile on Dagobah and finishes with talk about the Gremlins movies and homeless people hanging out behind Bojangles as they cook hot dogs.   Some questions that get answered this episode:   Why did Yoda choo...

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure. The hosts spend some time on Stallone, brain development, testicle sizes, bedroom romp clean-up and that’s about it.     “Fold it in half and put it in” -Josh

Welcome back Knowitalls, thanks for listening to another episode of the Answers for Everything podcast. This episode is mostly about the 2025 Super Bowl but the hosts do veer off path so that they can discuss Mr. Clay’s underwear, fishing line shenanigans, charcoal pills, royal taste testers from medieval times, Kylie Minogue and also Tara Reid.   Some questions that get answered this episode:   W...

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure. Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Josh and Mr. Clay talking about the new Captain America movie, farts permeating underwear, Post Malone Oreos, and Ali Larter       “If you can find happiness in this world then you should definitely hol...

This episode has the boys chatting about food poisoning, hotel buffet breakfasts, some science stuff about Giraffes gets discussed and the hosts finish it with talk of the AVN expo and Furries.   Some questions that get answered this episode:   What does Charlie Ray keep around his house in case of an upset tummy? What does Josh do before putting Marmalade on his nipples? What is a Bakersfield gri...

A little bonus here with some Urban Dictionary, a “would you rather?” question, news stories about women farting and dudes caught in restaurant waste, exhaust vents.     “That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”   -Charlie Ray