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The Answers for Everything Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 300 episodes

If you have a question, we have the answer... well, maybe not THE answer but definitely AN answer. Give us a listen and exchange some of your free time (or if you have an absentee boss, some of your work time) for a little bit of humor and hopefully some education. Topics range from bodily functions to literature and relationship woes to scientific discoveries. No topic is too out there and no question is ever wrong.

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Masturbation Station 14.01.2026 45:15

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for listening to the FIRST episode of season 5. After some constructive criticism the show has reverted back to the original intro music by JD Mathews. The hosts are excited for some new segments and obviously some familiar and wonderful old segments. Enjoy the show. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The boys engage in a new segment c...

And that’s all the time we have today folks 11.01.2026 28:16

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for listening to the last episode of season 4. Please continue to listen to us with the new season (starting next week) for some new segments and some familiar and wonderful old segments. Enjoy the show. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show starts with news about an African politician named “Adolf Hitler” Josh has issues with the...

What is this world coming to? 08.01.2026 51:30

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Talk about KFC Festive sandwich and Caramel Toffee frosty at Wendys Special edition advent calendars from weed shops News story about a school dance leading to pregnancy Listener questions about swim shorts and recipe book...

It’s all gonna work out 04.01.2026 51:29

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Josh and Mr. Clay talk a little bit about buffet restaurant Josh learns a phrase in German that describes him perfectly Clay shares a news story about God working miracles through farting Shenanigans from previous work pla...

The Tipless Horseman 01.01.2026 1:02:32

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show starts with talk about current TV show and movie watching The hosts play a round of the 5 movie guessing game “Would you rather?” choices get made A news story about a grown man wearing a diaper Charlie Ray shares...

I’m not just the president of the merkin society, I’m also a client 28.12.2025 2:32:10

Merry Christmas and whatever else you wanna say during the holiday season; at AFE we respect your celebratory traditions. It’s that time of year again (The Answers for Everything, Christmas Eve, drunken recording). This show was recorded on Christmas Eve 2025 and then hastily edited for all the Knowitalls to enjoy. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Limited edition...

His heart wasn’t the only thing that grew 3 sizes that night 25.12.2025 1:09:52

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, happy Hanukkah or whatever phrase that you would like to use to celebrate today. That’s right Knowitalls, this is the Christmas Day episode where you sit around the house with the family (kids, grandparents and neighbors) and all enjoy some wonderful entertainment from the Answers for Everything podcast. Is it family friendly content? Who really knows for sure? It’...

The Sarlacc sandwich 21.12.2025 43:31

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show hits the ground running with some talk about Jalapeno seeds The boys discuss a news story about a Belgium police officer The hosts play a round of the 5 movie guessing game Charlie Ray teaches everyone some Sylv...

I’m Mr. Joyful and that’s saying something 18.12.2025 1:34:15

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Russian mysterious mountain adventures are discussed Alaskan cemetery with Russians buried in it Charlie Ray shares a story about how he became friends with his silent handjob, road trip friend The hosts discuss what they...

My character has a nice rack 14.12.2025 1:13:51

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Lexi (a dear friend of the show) joins the AFE podcast from her bathtub A news story about a fake lawyer winning all of his cases Charlie Ray re-visits his Great Grandfather’s betrayal An ostrich story from British Columbi...

She's bangable 11.12.2025 47:08

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show starts with a listener question about anatomy Retro Taco Bell and Subway menu items are discussed Charlie Ray talks about the new Taco place he found called “Taco Casa” The 5 movie guessing game is played The boys...

You seem to have answers for everything 07.12.2025 43:02

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show starts with Genealogy on Smurfs Josh takes the boys through the Family tree of Donald Duck A round of “The 5 movie guessing game” is played Judd Apatow films are discussed Smurf Urban Dictionary terms are explored...

The 5 movie guessing game 04.12.2025 46:14

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show starts off with a game of “ Fuck, Marry, Kill” A news story about a pumpkin mystery is told by Charlie Ray The boys talk briefly about the current TV shows they are watching The hosts do a round of the “5 movie...

That’s a great way to end this episode 30.11.2025 29:44

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Mr. Clay shares news about farting inside a Floridian Dollar General Christopher Walken joins the show for a threesome Charlie Ray describes his ideal woman The hosts learn what Asian breakfast biscuits are Some discussion...

I can’t tell if you’re frozen or pretending to be frozen 27.11.2025 36:38

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. News story about a missing car in Germany Charlie Ray learns about Russian salads Listener question about car sex, tears for lube and fishing We learn about Charlie Ray’s dad taking him to a bar as a child. Charlie Ray t...

There’s easier and better ways not to get scurvy 23.11.2025 1:06:25

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show starts with Mr. Clay giving his review of Tron: Ares Josh talks about going to a movie and being served a full meal Clay teaches Josh about Unit 731 from WW2 Greta Thunberg’s hair is discussed The “Guess the mov...

For Herpes? It’s Valtrex 20.11.2025 46:54

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Clay shares a news story about Chimpanzee fashion sense Charlie Ray talks about James Gunn getting fired The hosts discuss the future of movie making using A.I Charlie Ray guesses some Urban Dictionary definitions With...

Chili-Mac, its what’s for dinner 16.11.2025 39:02

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The show kicks off with a review of Arby’s new steak bites A news story about Florida’s Elmoncy Sercle sniffing feet for cash The boys breakdown their thoughts on Peacemaker season 2 Charlie Ray learns about Kentucky cro...

I love being a fat F**k 13.11.2025 49:40

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. A news story about a Russian motorcycle in Alaska The boys imagine the perfect Subway sandwich Josh and Mr. Clay play the movie game Some tough choices had to be made for the “Fuck, Marry, Kill” game Clay warms up to the i...

Come on man, figure it out 09.11.2025 35:08

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. The boys chat a little about Tron: Ares Amazon’s choices for their James Bond property Some TV and movie idioms are discussed The hosts talk about arranged marriages Clay plays the “guess the movie” game with Josh Urban di...

The nutsack trampoline 06.11.2025 35:03

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Weather chitchat leads to Mr. Clay learning what “SWALLS” means A news story about cocaine in a city’s waste water Potato chip review regarding the Stranger Things/Doritos collaboration Clay reveals a terrible decision he...

An imitation, plastic f*** doll that you ordered off Temu 02.11.2025 1:29:09

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Charlie Ray gives details on his recent colonoscopy Follow up news on the California butt sniffer Cashew growing is discussed The AFE crew learn why beans give you gas The current Canada postal strike is discussed Some c...

Rubber and perspiration 31.10.2025 52:35

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Halloween episode today with a tale of re-incarnation Charlie Ray gives everyone a story if how little his parents cared when it came to the types of movies he was watching as a child Urban dictionary definitions are dis...

One pecker to rule them all 29.10.2025 1:07:17

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. Halloween is this week so the hosts bring tales of haunted castles and ghost hunters Charlie Ray talks of his disdain for woodpeckers Highlights of the multitude of haunted places in Kansas City The boys play “Guess the...

It looks like a lazy Cheshire cat sitting on a mushroom table 26.10.2025 1:07:55

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast. Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode. A listener questions opens up the show and the hosts discuss their favorite condiments A news story about a grown man driving a Barbie Power wheels through town Josh shares a sad tale about a road trip to Prince George, Ca...