The AMPire Diaries

The AMPire Diaries Episode 54: The Vampire Diaries - “Handle With Care” Welcome back to Qetsiyah Cast! Your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries “Handle With Care” (Season 5, Episode 6), which will also include talk of: - What’s really it doing? - Christy Carlson Romano. - Gatekeeping the D. - Damon...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 53: The Originals - “Sinners and Saints” Remember our big hiatus? Well, please treat yourself to our first recording back after a few months of very necessary breath-catching. That’s right, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is BACK, baby (or, more accurately, we WERE back) for a discussion of The Or...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 52: The Vampire Diaries - “Monster’s Ball” Welcome to Qetsiyah Cast! Your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is horny, and you know what that means: We’re taking some time to honor the baddest bitch of all during our discussion of The Vampire Diaries’ “Monster’s Ball” (Season 5, Episode 5). That also incl...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 51: The Originals - “Girl in New Orleans” Cami fans… this episode may not be one of your most loved. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast—fueled by Brother’s Bond Bourbon—watched The Originals’ “Girl in New Orleans” (Season 1, Episode 4). So, you know we’re talking: - Cami’s… political leani...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 50: The Vampire Diaries - “For Whom the Bell Tolls” Who’s ready to cry? That’s right—we are! As you can hear, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is getting SAD this week as we discuss “For Whom The Bell Tolls” (Season 5, Episode 4). So you know we’ll be talking: - No thoughts, only bells. - This epis...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 49: The Originals - “Tangled Up in Blue” Tangled up in blue? More like… Well, you have to listen to the episode to hear the very good joke that follows. And this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is back in NOLA for more of Season 1 of The Originals, with the aforementioned “Tangled Up in Blue...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 48: The Vampire Diaries - “Original Sin” (feat. Michael Chasin) Resident boy, Michael Chasin has RETURNED to discuss possibly the most iconic TVD flashback ever to grace our screens. That’s right! Your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is taking a little trip back in time. Where and when you might ask? W...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 47: The Originals - “Always and Forever” | “House of the Rising Son” Would you look at that? “The Bad Girls of Podcasting” are starting their coverage of the very first Vampire Diaries spin-off, The Originals. That’s right, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is now also an Originals rewatch-slash-fir...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 46: The Vampire Diaries - “I Know What You Did Last Summer” | “True Lies” We are back and better (?) than ever, baby! It’s the triumphant return of your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, and this week, “The Bad Girls of Podcasting” have begun Season 5 of The Vampire Diaries. We watched “I Know What You...

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 45: “Graduation” This week on your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, “The Bad Girls of Podcasting” watched “Graduation” (Season 4, Episode 23). That means we’re talking: - Our collective relief over being done with this season. - Our Season 5 anticipation. - Mystic Falls High School's Class Protector Aw...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 44: “She’s Come Undone” | “The Walking Dead” This week on your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, “The Bad Girls of Podcasting” watched “She’s Come Undone” (Season 4, Episode 21) and “The Walking Dead” (heard of it? … Season 4, Episode 22). So that means we are talking: - Ugh. Galen Vaughn. - RELEASE THE...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 43: “Pictures of You” | “The Originals” (feat. Michael Chasin) This week, the ladies—and token boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin)—of your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast are the happiest they’ve been all season with “Pictures of You” (Season 4, Episode 19) and “The Originals” (Season 4, Episode 20)....

The AMPire Diaries Episode 42: “Because the Night” | “American Gothic” This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is on the road with “Because the Night” (Season 4, Episode 17) and “American Gothic” (Season 4, Episode 18). That means we’re talking: - Lexi’s triumphant return. - Silas and Qetsiyah’s story (for the millionth...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 41: “Stand By Me” | “Bring It On” This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “Stand By Me” (Season 4, Episode 15) and “Bring It On” (Season 4, Episode 16). That means we’re talking: - Viewer entitlement. - The end of the P’s. (R.I.P…. P’s....

The AMPire Diaries Episode 40: “Into the Wild” | “Down the Rabbit Hole” This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “Into the Wild” (Season 4, Episode 13) and “Down the Rabbit Hole” (Season 4, Episode 14). That means: - We open with… Diego Luna. - This season’s Mary...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 39: “Catch Me If You Can” | “A View to a Kill” This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “Catch Me If You Can” (Season 4, Episode 11) and “A View to Kill” (Season 4, Episode 12). That means we’re talking: - How Jill would’ve reacted to Se...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 38: “O Come, All Ye Faithful” | “After School Special” (feat. Michael Chasin) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “O Come, All Ye Faithful” (Season 4, Episode 9), “After School Special” (Season 4, Episode 10), and The AMPire Diaries...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 37: “My Brother’s Keeper” | “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street” Alright, AMPies. We’re finally doing this. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “My Brother’s Keeper” (Season 4, Episode 7) and “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street” (Season...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 36: “The Killer” | “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes” AMPies, we’ve been warning you… Season 4 has arrived, which also means the arrival of loooong episodes. The latest episode of The AMPire Diaries is here: And look, it is LONG. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vamp...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 35: “The Rager” | “The Five” Alright, AMPies. You’ve waited patiently—well, maybe not “patiently,” but you have waited—and now the latest episode of The AMPire Diaries is here. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “The Rager” (Season...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 34: “Growing Pains” | “Memorial” AMPies, we are in Season 4 of The Vampire Diaries now. Please clap. And guess what? We recorded these episodes—“Growing Pains” (Season 4, Episode 1) and “Memorial” (Season 4, Episode 2)—during one of those “fun” Los Angeles heatwaves, so please bear with us as you listen to the heat seep into our brains in real time. So, what are our soup...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 33: “Before Sunset” | “The Departed” (feat. Michael Chasin) AMPies, it is here. We finally have a new (and of course, quite long) episode for you. And what do you know? It’s the Season 3 finale! *airhorn sound* Finally, we are discussing—with the help of resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin)—“Before Sunset” (Season 3, Episode 21) and “The Departed” (Season 3, Epi...

The AMPire Diaries Episode 32: “Heart of Darkness” | “Do Not Go Gentle” AMPies, we have a new (very long) episode for you!!! And we are discussing (at length) “Heart of Darkness” (Season 3, Episode 19) and “Do Not Gentle” (Season 3, Episode 20). More specifically, here’s what we’re talking: - The worst thing a white woman can say over and over again. (Spoiler alert: It’s “sisters.”) - Jill's true...

The AMPire Diaries: Legacies Episode 1: “We're Not Worthy” (PATREON PREVIEW) ***SPOILER WARNING*** This is a spoiler-filled discussion of Legacies Season 3, Episode 1, “We’re Not Worthy.” We discuss spoilers from the entire runs of The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and Legacies. Long story short: This is NOT a Jill-safe episode. Nor are these Jill-safe notes. Leave if you must! “Only AMPies can...